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The Darwin Winner From South Africa

AirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 952 times:

Dateline: Bloemfontein, South Africa..
A suspected mugger being chased by security guards met a grisly end after he fled into a zoo and climbed into the bengal tiger enclosure. (It should be noted that an empty can of beer was located near the corpse)

In the states some lawyer would sue the zoo for unlawful death..

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KiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2029 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 942 times:

Nice of the tiger to allow him time to finish his beer

2012....the year for goofing off

Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 935 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 1):
Nice of the tiger to allow him time to finish his beer

Hmm, I think the tiger had the beer...

IHAP

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AerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 6328 posts, RR: 14
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 912 times:

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 2):
Hmm, I think the tiger had the beer...

to wash down the salty taste of "Criminale de Stupide in persperation sauce".

Oh well. At least an endangered species got fed properly in captivity.
Maybe we should make it a regular thing for criminals - Get rid of crime on the streets and save the endangered carnivores at the same time. Talk about saving the world....
The WWF campaign can be "Get criminals off the street and into our animals tummies"

Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 899 times:

Quoting AirCop (Thread starter):
In the states some lawyer would sue the zoo for unlawful death..

Couldn't they sue the crim for being pothsumously and terminally stupid?

Bet it was "Tiger" beer!

Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8298 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 884 times:

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The best part of this was when I heard about it on the news, the report ended with "no action will be taken against the tigers"

This happened weeks ago by the way....

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...

Euclid From South Africa, joined Apr 2005, 372 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 858 times:

If only all the other criminals in SA would take a page out of his book.

Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
the report ended with "no action will be taken against the tigers"

Well, with some of people you never know. Lions in the Kruger National park have in the past been destroyed for killing people trying to get into South Africa from Mozambique via the park on foot. Some idiot may just have tried to use the same stupid line of reasoning against the tigers.

Cfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 855 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 4):
Bet it was "Tiger" beer!

Boooo! Hisssss! Boooo!

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