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99.9% Of A.netters Must Lie To Get Sex/date  
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2526 times:

As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date, I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.     So, have you ever told any so-called 'white lies,' or, indeed, any gigantic ones, to secure a date or sex? 'Oh, my, you're awfully tall,' the 5'10", blonde-haired bimbo exclaimed. 'Yes, I'm sitting on my wallet,' as he drools down his chin, onto his ripped and dirty shell suit, and sticks out his only front tooth in a form of grin. LOL. That was just a joke, an illustration - not something I've done.  Wink  Silly So, PLYMspotter, when shall we go out again? It's always good to see you at work.  Big grin

[Edited 2006-01-06 14:13:53]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
56 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineNASBWI From Bahamas, joined Feb 2005, 1304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2507 times:

Uh-huuh...are you part of that 99.9%? footinmouth  As for me, it usually just starts with a 'hello'. We take it from there; no lying or putting on airs to make ourselves look more attractive. I come as I am; what you see when you first meet me is what you get, so if you don't like it - well, you're probably missing out on some awesome sex  wink 


Fierce, Fabulous, and Flawless ;)
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2504 times:

Quoting NASBWI (Reply 1):
are you part of that 99.9%?

Nope. But you are, especially with that foot-in-mouth.  Silly



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineFOMEA From Lebanon, joined Jul 2005, 849 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2500 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date

Do people still date?  Wink

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.

Is it that bad?  Big grin

All the best ...............

Regards
F-OMEA



Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2496 times:

Quoting FOMEA (Reply 3):
Is it that bad?

It's worse, but it's not their fault.  Wink  Silly



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2489 times:

What do you want Pearson??? Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???  wink  silly 

User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2477 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
What do you want Pearson??? Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???

Darn, you found me out.  Silly  Wink Big grin  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2476 times:

never tried lies or money to get a date or sex, but then I never tried very hard to get either.


I wish I were flying
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2474 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
Someone to compare notes with, find out why you're not getting laid???

Pearson has a regular booty call....



Gkirk


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2470 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 8):
Pearson has a regular booty call....

LOL. Think not. Know not. Hell, I am an honourary Welshman. Read into that what you want. Hint: it involves Welsh oat cakes.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2457 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
As 99.9% of A.netters couldn't ordinarily secure sex or a date, I reckon that they must either lie or pay to get it.

Where do you get your facts from?

From,
0.1%



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2452 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 10):
Where do you get your facts from?

A best-selling publiction entitled 'Everything You Wanted To Know About Airliners.net But Were Afraid To Ask.' Available everywhere*.


































* Everywhere in Tajikistan, that is.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5126 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2451 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
'Oh, my, you're awfully tall,' Pe@rson says.. 'Yes, I'm sitting on my 24 pack of Tennents,' says GKirk as he drools down his chin, onto his ripped and dirty shell suit, and sticks out his only front tooth in a form of grin.

Better...? Big grin



That'll teach you
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2444 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
So, PLYMspotter, when shall we go out again? It's always good to see you at work.

I'm, free on Saturday, my place or yours lol yes 

B@rstard Wink

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2436 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 12):
Better...?

LOL. It was unkind and unfair of you to disclose what you and GKirk talk about when GKirk isn't around to defend himself.  Silly

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
B@rstard

No, I'm Pe@rson, not B@rstard. You should know that.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2427 times:

At my age, it's not how you get it, it's IF you get it. I dont have to lie or cheat. I just have to be grateful!! Big grin

Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?  stirthepot 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2426 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Anyway, who needs it? Got hands haven't you?

SIgned 99%
of A-Net


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2420 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Got hands haven't you?

Both have a RSI.  Wow!

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
SIgned 99%
of A-Net

My point entirely.  Silly  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2411 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 17):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
Got hands haven't you?

Both have a RSI.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
SIgned 99%
of A-Net

My point entirely.

So, what you are REALLY trying to say is - 99.9% of all A.netters are wa****s? Yes? Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2398 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 18):
So, what you are REALLY trying to say is - 99.9% of all A.netters are wa****s? Yes?

LMAO. I did not say or imply that, your honour, although now you mention it...  Silly Big grin



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2340 times:

Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?  Wow!

And Dan,

You Naughty boy  Wink


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2325 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 20):
Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?

And Dan,

You Naughty boy

lol, of course

Dan biggrin 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

No fluffy hand cuffs?

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 20):
Per@son, 9VSPO

Anyone see a connection?

Hey, leave me out of this debate. Pe@rson is a true master debater on his own! Big grin


User currently onlineClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4626 posts, RR: 23
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2304 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 23):
Hey, leave me out of this debate. Pe@rson is a true master debater on his own!

Stating the obvious there!

Trent.



I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
25 Post contains images PlymSpotter : you mean a pair of these Found them on the plane in LPA, thought they might be yours
26 Post contains images Pilot kaz : How could they be? I was asleep most of the way
27 Post contains images FlyAUA : I usually have to lie to get out of them Mattias can confirm
28 Post contains images Pilot kaz : Aint that lie to get INTO them my darling
29 Post contains images FlyAUA : Kaz! Go wash your mouth out with soap. I don't go INTO people... Tsk tsk tsk
30 Post contains images Pilot kaz : I need confimation from a friend Matt
31 Alberchico : Everybody has to lie to get girls in bed. Dating is one of the most superficial activities that people do.
32 Teahan : I tell people I'm a barrister to get a date. Signed by, Pe@rson
33 Runway23 : Or yet, I tell people I don't have a job and am a college drop out to get a date. Signed, Pe@rson.
34 Teahan : But that wouldn't be lying.
35 Cosec59 : Not at my age. Both parties now the score
36 Runway23 : The gullible and uneducated might believe him.
37 Post contains images PlymSpotter : nah, James sticks to Women in Devon not Cornwall
38 Teahan : I heard he's into MILFs.
39 Post contains images Pe@rson : LOL. LOL. Not quite. If a female said that to me, I'd be put off: they'd be working considerably and have very little time for a decent relationship
40 CaptOveur : True wisdom here.. Hands don't talk.
41 AerorobNZ : Of course. A fake name and phone number is an essential for not getting into relationships but still getting the goods.
42 Post contains images Atco2b : I'd like to find out which person out of every 100 doesnt have hands
43 Aerobalance : Since when is a shag a relationship?
44 Post contains images YOWza : So to you Kiwis out there, what is the most common lie you tell the sheep? That you're vegetarian? Wait they might want you to eat them. YOWza
45 Pe@rson : Good point. I'll have to use it.
46 Post contains images Jap : ... and then, there's the remaining 0.1% (like me..) who can just ask- oh, how wonderful the world is [Edited 2006-01-07 16:21:01]
47 Post contains images Vaporlock : Hey no problem in my house securing sex!!! Jap....I'm with you...hell, I don't even have to ask - sometimes just the look you give your partner says
48 SLUAviator : Who isn't?
49 Post contains images Skidmarks : A MILF? Is that some sort of perverted sex thing? Should I know about this? Bugger it, I'll just have another bottle of wine!! Who needs sex anyway! A
50 Post contains images Jap : And sometimes, you don't even need those looks Ahh, the joys of not being single Now... if I was just in england...
51 Cosec59 : go back 20 years mate lol
52 QANTASforever : Heh, I was just thinking that perhaps we should have a thread called: 99.9% Of Married A.netters Must Lie To Get Out Of Sex/date QFF
53 Post contains images SkySurfer : Last time i had sex? 2 months ago. Last time i cared? I don't care. Last time i could get it? Last night, and no i didn't have to pay. I was married 4
54 Post contains images FlyAUA : That's only true in Movies
55 Saxdiva : When you've been married long enough, the lie you use to get some is: "No... the football game you wanted to see is on TOMORROW night."
56 SkySurfer : Moe, not in my case........sometimes it just takes brass balls to get up and walk out the door, preferably not slamming it in the process, lol Cheers
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