AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2005 times:
Paralyze him, not in the sense of making him not walk, but cripple his life. Slash tires, talk to some women so they spread rumors etc. Blackmale is good too..
More maturely? Well, I recommend a wooden baseball bat.
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18826 posts, RR: 54 Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1991 times:
'Please can I have my money back? Please. Thank you for your time; I know you're very busy ignoring my calls and letters and being an unfair little man. If you don't give it back, my momma will shoot.'
[Edited 2006-01-07 00:33:59]
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1974 times:
Hey, I am glad that you could renew your membership, I was already shocked when I saw in Kirk's forum that you can't afford another month.
As for your question... 350 Pound Sterling is a friggin big amount of money. You should make clear that you want your money back as soon as possible, when he doesn't give you the money after a few days you should beat him up, the aforementioned baseball bat is ideal for such situations since you can also break a window in case he takes refuge in his car (I know that from a personal experience).
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1948 times:
So inflicting pain is the name of the game, excellent! I'll make a date in my diary.
Patrick, yea my credit card worked for some reason. In regard to my current financial situation it's a case of anything from the bank or credit card people goes straight to my baby sister for opening which incidently destroys the letter. Oh dear, boo hoo, what a shame.
AerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 6325 posts, RR: 14 Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1938 times:
You gotta just turn up at his house suddenly and demand it back. Don't leave until you have either the 350 quid or several of his internal organs to sell on the blackmarket.
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1918 times:
Noelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1915 times:
Small claims court all the way.
It's so easy - you fill in a form online and submit it with the court fee (£30-£50 depending on what you're claiming which you claim back with what you're owed). They can either then pay up straight away, dispute it at a court (which you'll win if you are definitely owed the money), or negotiate an amount out of court. If they're ordered to pay you WILL get the money, either from them directly or the courts will send the bailiffs round to recover your money.
It is so easy (we did it a few months back), you just fill in your form, sit back and wait!
EZYAirbus From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 2448 posts, RR: 53 Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1899 times:
Hi its the clown here.......is this fridays stupid thread? Alex I got a funny feeling you talking bout me, if you are id like to know why you think i owe you £350 and threateningto assault me with a baseball bat, not a very good idea!
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1872 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
I'm owed £350 by some clown that doesn't seem to want to pay up.
In the case of you, there is nothin you can do... I mean if you try the baseball bat tactics, you'll end up worse off and its not worth going through the small claims... i'd just admit that someone scammed your posh ass hole and live with it
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1817 times:
Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 12): In the case of you, there is nothin you can do
I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.
Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 11): Hi its the clown here.......is this fridays stupid thread?
In a way yes but there is a whole lot of truth to it eh.
NoelG, thanks for the advice. I'll take it up with the courts then.
Jap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1797 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15): I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.
Please don't get kaddy confused with your own horrible childhood traumas, that's not very nice
As for the 250... going through court will probably cost more than that and probably won't be worth it. Better luck next time.
Gordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 1995 posts, RR: 24 Reply 18, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1786 times:
Wilson and myself are available for the price of a pint at GLA ........
I financed my way through Uni by working for an 'unofficial' debt collection agency, I have experience in such 'hush-hush' situations ....
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
Jap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1776 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17): Oh no don't worry, I've conciously read all about Kaddy, I know what he is about. That's why I pity him.
He certainly must be very special when you go through the trouble of reading ALL about him... how about you just get over your little grudge and get back to reality?
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17): Better luck reading English next time Jap.
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 20, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1766 times:
About 70kgs... About 5' 9"... C'mon alex what am i "about"?
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17): Better luck reading English next time Jap.
I'd say the same thing to you Alex... English isnt her first language, dont get up on your posh high horse and start pulling THAT card... I'd love to hear you try and speak or type danish as fluently as jap speaks english.
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
I know that's what your parents said to you when you asked " mummy, daddy, what can I do about my face, personality and lack of friends?" but it's not applicable to me kaddy.
Ouch...
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1754 times:
Get Johhny the Paper Boy from Better Off Dead
I want my two dollars!
The kids relentless, he ought to become a bail bondsman when he grows up....
Birdwatching From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 3573 posts, RR: 52 Reply 22, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1739 times:
EZYAirbus From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 2448 posts, RR: 53 Reply 23, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1738 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 7): So inflicting pain is the name of the game, excellent! I'll make a date in my diary.
I believe Alex is aiming this accusation at me as i have recieved a text
message from him of which was not entirely pleasant.
I do not owe you any money Alex and i cannot think where you have got this
absurd idea into your head, it would be nice for you to tell everyone here
on a public forum where in fact this money/amount has been dreamt up from as i have no idea.
I would love to hear from you via this forum only where you have proof that
i owe you an amount quoted as £350.00
I do not enjoy being harassed by your text message and i certainly do not
enjoy being publically threatened with being assaulted.
About 70kgs... About 5' 9"... C'mon alex what am i "about"?
And more importantly- where did he "conciously read all about" you? Does the CIA have a file or something? I think he's stalking you Kevin, I'd be careful
certainly sounds like a nice dude... sorry you have to go through that, glenn.
25 PROSA: Lending money to someone you know is almost always a risky venture because the fact that the acquaintance is asking you usually means that he or she c
26 Gkirk: Force him to sit through Home Alone 3 five times in a row
27 EZYAirbus: Do you always chat complete bollocks?
28 Gkirk: No, but I'd imagine watching Home Alone 3 would be torture
29 Leezyjet: I had pics and video on my old mobile of them "kissing and making up" at the Fabulous FRA meet last year, and they were actually talking and being fr
30 Daleaholic: If I was owed £350, I'd collect a few friends and pay the individual a visit.
31 Jap: Doubt they ever did that for real... they don't seem very friendly now, do they?
32 Leezyjet: Well not quite a kiss, but they both shook hands and were being sociable to each other and both agreed to bury the hatchet and move on and forget. Oh
33 Jap: doesn't matter really- kevin isn't bothered, I'm not bothered, and no one should be- it's a bit stupid to still worry about this, but like you said..
35 Captaingomes: What do black males have to do with this? Oh and Alex, when you get that money, make sure what you owe me finds its way to Canadia eh?
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