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The Return Of : The Joke Thread!  
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1966 times:

mine is funny/stupid


Your breath smells soo bad, people look forward to your farts .


i know i know, stupid, any others out there?

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User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1959 times:

Heres a good joke...

The Return Of : The Joke Thread! (by Garri767 Jan 8 2006 in Non Aviation)


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1948 times:

A man takes his dog to the vet. He says "Doctor, I think my dog is dead." The vet puts the dog on the table and leaves the room. He comes back in holding a cat. The cat sniffs the dog's ears and nose, before walking all over him. "Yes your dog's dead I'm afraid," says the vet. "that will be �525 please." The man is outraged. "�525! What for?"

"Well," explains the vet, "it's �25 for the visit and �500 for the cat scan."



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineWidget1580 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 347 posts, RR: 14
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says, "Doesn't this taste kind of funny to you?".

-Travis



KLM | Journeys of Inspiration
User currently offlineABfemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1913 times:

What's brown and sounds like a bell???

'DUNG'

 Silly


User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1907 times:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Biggish.

Biggish who?

Get a proper job!  duck 


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1905 times:

quasimodo gets home and sees his wife has got a new wok.
"great" he says, "chinese food tonight"
"no" she replies. " i'm ironing your shirts"


User currently offlineIbhayi From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1884 times:

Whats worse than 10 babies in 1 bucked, 1 baby in ten buckets.

Why didnt Ann Frank write a sequal, she was lazy.


User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Quoting Ibhayi (Reply 7):
Why didnt Ann Frank write a sequal, she was lazy.

 redflag 
Sorry but that's is beyond taste



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineJay767 From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 223 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1842 times:

what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common?

they can both smell it,but they can't eat it.



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