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Dumb Anchorage Alaska Crooks Vol. 2

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62
Posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 563 times:

Guys we got another stupid criminal up here again.

Just found out tonight that the Anchorage police just picked up a guy who robbed a local motel. For the robberies he came up with a disguise.

Too cheap to buy a ski mask he broke open a blotter for bingo. This are those giant ink pens that old people use to mark numbers on the bingo cards.
Anyway, he took the bright blue ink he got out of it, watered it down and then used it to dye his face.

I suppose the idea was to throw off his appearance, but It was after the robbery that he realized that the ink stains, it doesn't come out with soap and water.

Made IDing him pretty easy.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

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AR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 562 times:

Sterilize him, to make sure that he doesn't breed.

Mike

They don't call us Continental for nothing.

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 553 times:

What did he think the victims would do . . . when asked for a description of the perpetrator the motel clerk told APD "It was a 6 foot tall Smurf"!!!

Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 553 times:

Quoting AR1300 (Reply 1):
Sterilize him, to make sure that he doesn't breed.

Mike

I could say something about the Germans moving to Argentina and their mentality...but I wont......

"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."

AR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 548 times:

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 3):
I could say something about the Germans moving to Argentina and their mentality...but I wont......

Well... uhm, err, ehhh, some ideas could actually bring some good to humanity, you know.
I thought that sterilizing him was better than euthanazing him....But....Damn gemans and their ideas! Wink

Mike

They don't call us Continental for nothing.

Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 540 times:

Quoting L-188 (Thread starter):
but It was after the robbery that he realized that the ink stains, it doesn't come out with soap and water.

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 529 times:

Ummm. . . what an idiot!

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):
"It was a 6 foot tall Smurf"!!!

Broke From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 1322 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 487 times:

There is an old saying..............If you're going to be dumb, then you'd better be tough!! banghead

LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12330 posts, RR: 12
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 471 times:

Ah yes, it never fails that those who choose in despiration to commit a crime are complete idiots. If they had a mind they wouldn't have to rob in the first place. Thank God for the entertainment value of these dum-dums. I also got to wonder, why would anyone want to do a crime in Anchorage...it's too cold to go outside (most winter days).

SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 457 times:

Anchorage may not set any records but they do seem to have their quota of dumb crooks.

A few years ago my daughter was lead flight attendant on a flight to ANC. Some nub in coach was drinking from his own bottle in a paper bag. The F/A working that end of the cabin told him he could not do that etc. etc. He was defiant. My daughter being next in the chain of command had to come back and point out that this was not a dialogue but a lawful order from flight crew and they really had to have his compliance. As she stepped away from the row for a moment she heard the guy tell the person next to him that he was going to beat her up when they got to ANC.

She told the captain. They called ahead for a law enforcement meet and kept an eye on him and proceeded to ANC so long as he was otherwise behaving. When they got there she got off and stood on the jetway with the cops. She ID'd him when he got off and they took him into custody. After they disappeared up the jetway the right guy got off the plane!

She followed him out through the terminal and got the attention of the LEO at the security checkpoint. They took him into custody.

ready for this?

Both guys had warrants on them!

I'll bet the guy who was minding his own business was pissed at the guy who raised a ruckus and got them both busted!

Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.

Tom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 40
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 457 times:

What a loser. Everyone knows that instead of taking the trouble to ink his face, he could have just as easily doused himself with a bit of "2000 Flushes". At least that would wash away over time.

Tom at MSY

"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina

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