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Dumb Anchorage Alaska Crooks Vol. 2  
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 825 times:

Guys we got another stupid criminal up here again.

Just found out tonight that the Anchorage police just picked up a guy who robbed a local motel. For the robberies he came up with a disguise.

Too cheap to buy a ski mask he broke open a blotter for bingo. This are those giant ink pens that old people use to mark numbers on the bingo cards.
Anyway, he took the bright blue ink he got out of it, watered it down and then used it to dye his face.




I suppose the idea was to throw off his appearance, but It was after the robbery that he realized that the ink stains, it doesn't come out with soap and water.

Made IDing him pretty easy.


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
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User currently offlineAR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 824 times:

Sterilize him, to make sure that he doesn't breed.


Mike



They don't call us Continental for nothing.
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 815 times:

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

What did he think the victims would do . . . when asked for a description of the perpetrator the motel clerk told APD "It was a 6 foot tall Smurf"!!!


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 815 times:

Quoting AR1300 (Reply 1):
Sterilize him, to make sure that he doesn't breed.


Mike

I could say something about the Germans moving to Argentina and their mentality...but I wont......



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineAR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 810 times:

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 3):
I could say something about the Germans moving to Argentina and their mentality...but I wont......

Well... uhm, err, ehhh, some ideas could actually bring some good to humanity, you know.
I thought that sterilizing him was better than euthanazing him....But....Damn gemans and their ideas!  Wink

Mike



They don't call us Continental for nothing.
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 802 times:

Quoting L-188 (Thread starter):
but It was after the robbery that he realized that the ink stains, it doesn't come out with soap and water.

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 791 times:

Ummm. . . what an idiot!

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):
"It was a 6 foot tall Smurf"!!!

 rotfl 


User currently offlineBroke From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 1322 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 749 times:

There is an old saying..............If you're going to be dumb, then you'd better be tough!!  banghead 

User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13170 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Ah yes, it never fails that those who choose in despiration to commit a crime are complete idiots. If they had a mind they wouldn't have to rob in the first place. Thank God for the entertainment value of these dum-dums. I also got to wonder, why would anyone want to do a crime in Anchorage...it's too cold to go outside (most winter days).

User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 719 times:

Anchorage may not set any records but they do seem to have their quota of dumb crooks.

A few years ago my daughter was lead flight attendant on a flight to ANC. Some nub in coach was drinking from his own bottle in a paper bag. The F/A working that end of the cabin told him he could not do that etc. etc. He was defiant. My daughter being next in the chain of command had to come back and point out that this was not a dialogue but a lawful order from flight crew and they really had to have his compliance. As she stepped away from the row for a moment she heard the guy tell the person next to him that he was going to beat her up when they got to ANC.

She told the captain. They called ahead for a law enforcement meet and kept an eye on him and proceeded to ANC so long as he was otherwise behaving. When they got there she got off and stood on the jetway with the cops. She ID'd him when he got off and they took him into custody. After they disappeared up the jetway the right guy got off the plane!

She followed him out through the terminal and got the attention of the LEO at the security checkpoint. They took him into custody.

ready for this?

Both guys had warrants on them!

I'll bet the guy who was minding his own business was pissed at the guy who raised a ruckus and got them both busted!



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 719 times:

What a loser. Everyone knows that instead of taking the trouble to ink his face, he could have just as easily doused himself with a bit of "2000 Flushes". At least that would wash away over time.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
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