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Match Of All Matches: ANCFlyer Vs Gkirk  
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1374 times:

So, Geoff, we're all posed here today for the ultimate show-down - the match of matches, the finale of this most spectacular event. The crowds are roaring with excitement, barely able to control themselves.

‘Yes, Bob, it’s gonna be great. But who will win: ANCFlyer or Gkirk?’

‘Well, that’s the $1 million question. Who indeed will win?’

‘It’s difficult. ANCFlyer will arrive guns shootin’ with enough ammo to sink a warship. His move, the Bear Slam, is fantastic.

‘Yes, he’s a wild one, that Alaskan, but with plenty of skill. I don’t care much for his Bermuda shorts, though, and his Hawaiian T-shirt.’

‘Well, I’d rather have his Bermuda shorts than be associated with Gkirk – that Scottish wimp.'

‘He’ll certainly arrive, sheep-in-tow, with a bow-and-arrow across his back, and with his Pint Glass Blow ready.’

‘They certainly are backward, those Scottish people.’

‘Unlike the English, of course, who are just unbeatable.’

‘Oh, they sure are.’

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to ANCFlyer and GKirk!

*Ding, ding*

So, who’ll win?

[Edited 2006-01-09 13:28:45]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
44 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

Maybe we could just count the numbers of bans for each of us and call it a day (or night, depending on your hemisphere).  Wow!  wink 

User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1355 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 1):
Maybe we could just count the numbers of bans for each of us and call it a day (or night, depending on your hemisphere).

Are you admitting defeat? Scared of GKirk's bar-room antics (his Pint Glass Blow when you're not looking is legendary in Scotland)?



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1354 times:

Somehow I think most of us would be rooting for ANC - I certainly would.

How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock before flattening him monster-truck style with that old tank of yours Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1350 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock before flattening him monster-truck style with that old tank of yours

That's more like it.  Big grin

*Ahem*

NON-VIOLENCE RULES. NON-VIOLENCE RULES.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1347 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 4):
NON-VIOLENCE RULES. NON-VIOLENCE RULES.

Not if it's a mercy killing Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1345 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
Are you admitting defeat?

Naaah, never . . . I'm not that easy . . .

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
Scared of GKirk's bar-room antics

Definitely!  scared 

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
How about taking him down with a well aimed Glock



 bigthumbsup 


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 5):
Not if it's a mercy killing

Or self-defence.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1337 times:

LMAO ANC.  Wink BUT WAIT - what if GKirk has the best body armour which can sustain any attack, even Cornish's wind? What if he survives your attack?  Wow!


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24907 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1327 times:

I'll let you all squabble over this, whilst I pop out for a beer  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

nah match of the ages would be GKIRK vs THECOZ vs PE@RSON . easy, runner up would be ANCFLYER vs TED


i would almost pay to see those matches  Wink


User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 53
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1317 times:

No contest........the halibut man will prevail.  Big grin


Crye me a river
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 9):
whilst I pop out for a beer

Which is, of course, code for getting the pint glass for your Pint Glass Blow.  Big grin

Watch your behind, ANC, when GKirk's about - you never know what he's got in his hands.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1304 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 8):
BUT WAIT - what if GKirk has the best body armour which can sustain any attack, even Cornish's wind? What if he survives your attack?







FYI: Trivia . . . this is a real picture of me and my boys back in the day.  thumbsup 


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

LOL @ ANC.  Big grin

(Nice photo, btw.)



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANCBig grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19188 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1267 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANC!

Ooooh! Fighting talk.  Big grin I love it. *Throws Andy into the ring.* I hate it when my arm spasms.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
I'm sorry, but once kirkie gets his kilt on, and a few pints o' heavy under his sporran, no half-assed, cheap American tank is gonna help ANC!

I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!  white  white 


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1260 times:

Oh, honestly. All you need to do is take Kirkie to a round pub and tell him to stand in the corner.

Game over.  Wink



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!

Dangnabbit ANC! You dont have French blood in your family do you? That was a damn quick capitulation! Big grin

 stirthepot 

About time you woke up, Banco. Half day today?

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1253 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 19):
You dont have French blood in your family do you? That was a damn quick capitulation

 duck  Nope, go get reinforcements! If we gotta deal with guys in kilts I wanna have more firepower!  bigthumbsup 

Morning Banco . . . working "Bankers" hours??  rotfl 



Ok, that was a bad poke, but I been up all night.  zzz 


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1253 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 19):
About time you woke up, Banco. Half day today?

No, but I can take a couple of seconds out of my day to squash Kirkie.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1250 times:

This thread is more of a live chat , the moment one post is over another comes back........


I dont think looking at gkirk in a kilt is that good an idea myself  Wink



Garri767


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1241 times:

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 22):
I dont think looking at gkirk in a kilt is that good an idea myself

You and me both mate!!!!!!!!!  vomit 

Andy  old 

Damn, I really ought to do some work!  Sad



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1239 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I'm afraid you're right, Andy! One look at Kirkie in a kilt and we'd set the panzer about and run for our lives!



Quoting Banco (Reply 18):
Oh, honestly. All you need to do is take Kirkie to a round pub and tell him to stand in the corner.

Typical as ever the Americans get all panicky and the Brtis end up leading the way  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
25 Post contains images Gkirk : Looks like your looking away in disgust after hitting the wrong target
26 Post contains links and images Mhodgson : According to Googlefight,GKirk will win
27 Post contains images Cornish : Those nasty viruses have a habit of being difficult to snuff out completely
28 Banco : It's all about knowing the capabilities of your opponent. The Brits understand that Kirkie hasn't actually got any strengths whatsoever, and the rest
29 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Ha Ha Ha - - there were no wrong targets in '91 Kirkie - if it moved - it died. Exactly! No need to waste the ammo.
30 Post contains images Pyrex : What do you think caused those fires in the background?
31 Post contains images Cornish : Exactly. Leave Kirkie for a while with a supply of Tennants Superstrength and he'll soon topple over of his own volition
32 Banco : You do realise that Kirkie will now be asking what small river mammals have to do with it?
33 Post contains images Cornish : I think you are trusting Kirkie with too much intelligence
34 Post contains images Skidmarks : Should you mention kirkie and intelligence in the same sentence? I mean, there are limits old boy! Andy
35 Post contains images Pe@rson : LOL. I'm going to be shot for creating this thread.
36 Post contains images Cornish : Great. Hopefully we can get rid of both the useless young layabouts in one go. ANC, where's your tank ?
37 Post contains images Pe@rson : LOL! I'd rather be a useless young layabout than an old, useless layabout like you - at least I'd have potential.
38 Post contains images Cornish : Ah - still bitter and twisted you got passed over for the junior tea making position I had open, in favour of a one legged blind Polynesian pigmy who
39 Post contains images Pe@rson : Yes!
40 Post contains images Gordonsmall : I hope he/she has a work permit!
41 Banco : I believe it was swapped for a Scottish one on the grounds of greater productivity...
42 Post contains images Skidmarks : Well done Banco and Cornish - another thread successfully hi-jacked Now, on with the Pe@rson slagging!! Andy
43 Pe@rson : LOL. I ordinarily give better than I get, but I don't feel like being ruthless today.
44 Post contains images Banco : I view it more as a thread that has joined a stronger organisation...
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