So, Geoff, we're all posed here today for the ultimate show-down - the match of matches, the finale of this most spectacular event. The crowds are roaring with excitement, barely able to control themselves.

‘Yes, Bob, it’s gonna be great. But who will win: ANCFlyer or Gkirk?’

‘Well, that’s the $1 million question. Who indeed will win?’

‘It’s difficult. ANCFlyer will arrive guns shootin’ with enough ammo to sink a warship. His move, the Bear Slam, is fantastic.

‘Yes, he’s a wild one, that Alaskan, but with plenty of skill. I don’t care much for his Bermuda shorts, though, and his Hawaiian T-shirt.’

‘Well, I’d rather have his Bermuda shorts than be associated with Gkirk – that Scottish wimp.'

‘He’ll certainly arrive, sheep-in-tow, with a bow-and-arrow across his back, and with his Pint Glass Blow ready.’

‘They certainly are backward, those Scottish people.’

‘Unlike the English, of course, who are just unbeatable.’

‘Oh, they sure are.’

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to ANCFlyer and GKirk!

*Ding, ding*

So, who’ll win?

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