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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1728 times:



Apparently Sabena332 and Andreas have 10 of them each...


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

 thumbsup 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7957 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1716 times:

No, we sell them all to Northern England.


I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineSunshine79 From UK - England, joined Jan 2006, 1759 posts, RR: 30
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1711 times:

OMFG!!! As if David Hasslehoff isn't bad enough, they come up with this.


Formerly alcregular, Why drive when you can fly?
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1709 times:

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 2):
No, we sell them all to Northern England.

No denial that it was invented in Germany then?  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7957 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1704 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 4):
No denial that it was invented in Germany then? Wink

Look, it's called "Hoff soap", not "Hoff Seife" for a reason.



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1681 times:

Looks like "Hoff (triangle shape) OAP" to me. Are you trying to say that the Hoffmeister is an old age pensioner?

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1678 times:

I think NoUFO is actually embarrassed to be German now  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1664 times:

Old joke. I believe Nordair was the first to spread it around. And yes, I'd love to have one Big grin  rotfl 


Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1644 times:

No, we're following a more practical approach here to further boost Germany's thriving export business.

You want it...we build it!!

See, after decades of experience with those perverted Danes (funny...did someone see that coincidence?? It's mostly those neighbours to the North that are not easily dealt with in terms of economical use of their perverted minds  Wink), who cross the border to Germany on weekday nights and on Saturdays to buy cheap and totally demented porn (the Dutch are pretty good manufacturers that cater to Scottish tastes, too, but then you certainly know this, Kirklie) and our cheapest and most horribly-tasting beer, we have now found ways to get the last Euro out of those totally useless Scots.

And we keep on finding ways to get the very last Euro, even from the most demented and deranged Scottish mind.

So yes, I suspect we built this to sell it to Scots! And obviously Kirkie did so...well, looking at that....being on the front pic, it's the furry chest that attracted him! I hear we have a special limited version with real sheep wool on the chest...it even smells!!



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1630 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 10):
there's an Austrian turning up making it even worse

Those Austrians eh? Just can't work out what to do with them can you? Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1623 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
Andreas, that German flag next to your name means you are automatically classed as a fool.

Careful mate your next ban is waiting not much further down the road i reckon.

Regds
jush



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1617 times:

Quoting Jush (Reply 13):
Careful mate your next ban is waiting not much further down the road i reckon.

Hush now!!!!!! You'll spoil the surprise! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1607 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Those Austrians eh? Just can't work out what to do with them can you?

Do WITH them?? You can't do anything with Austrians, very strange folks, these! We made an approach to the UN to rename Austria as Scotland II, you know, same look, same sexual preferences, but you know UN, that takes time...

What can you do, sometimes it's the neighbours to the SouthEast, too. Usually they kill themselves by falling from their mountaintops, but sometimes...sometimes...they need a helping hand...at least they were decent enough to keep away from WC 2006!



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1593 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
that German flag next to your name means you are automatically classed as a fool

I strongly suspect Sabena is sitting in his office right now, rolling himself a nice double-family-size-Bob-Marley-Memorial-Spliff, smiling to himself and thinking "nah, let's get him going just a little bit further...let him think he's safe this time.....lemme first get stoned, and THEN..."



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1591 times:

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 16):
If you could have a soap dispenser with a hot busty lady on it which gets "wet" once you "finger" it, you'd also die to have one

If said dispenser is a humanoid female that goes by the name of Vanessa, dark-haired and from Vienna...well, yes, we'd be in business Buddy!  Wink Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineTmatt95 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2005, 489 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1577 times:

Hi,

I would NEVER use a soap dispenser like that lol, id prefer to stick to the dull white ones (without images on), or a more womanly version. I can see a small problem with these products, if the soap dispensers are designed to arouse, won't the shops be nigh on constantly having to refill the things  Wink  Smile

Quoting Andreas (Reply 10):
shit-faced Scottish expert

 Wow!, In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.

Matt


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1548 times:

Personally, Andreas should be banned for all these attacks on me calling me a "sheep shagger", "shit faced", amongst others.
Suggested deletion for his posts now.



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1541 times:

Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 19):
Wow!, In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.

GEEEEZ... what? I mean you are right with Andreas comment. I think he got carried away while writing but putting Gkirk on the RR because of his comment?
 wow .



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1523 times:

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 16):
I can't resist an ejaculating soap dispenser with a hunk on it

Did you just call Hasselhoff a hunk?????  Wow!  vomit 

Moe, I thought you had a better taste...  Wink

Regards,
LO231



Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1514 times:

Quoting LO231 (Reply 22):
Did you just call Hasselhoff a hunk?????

Moe, I thought you had a better taste...

The version I have is with a hunk on it. I got the email a few months back. The version Kirkie posted in this thread with David Hasslehoff on it is just a cheap immitation. Yes I agree he's ugly  vomit 

Quoting Andreas (Reply 18):
If said dispenser is a humanoid female that goes by the name of Vanessa, dark-haired and from Vienna...well, yes, we'd be in business Buddy!

Oh stop crying, be a man, and get over her!  Wink



Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1499 times:

Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 19):
In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.

Yes, Andreas. How dare you be mean to Kirkie like that. I'm sure you're a big enough character to apologise to him publicly, so we'll just have a quiet moment of reflection whilst you compose your abject and heartfelt note of contrition.

We don't want to see such behaviour on these forums and I don't doubt that having had a chance to think about it, you are fully aware that you've let yourself down.

 duck 

[Edited 2006-01-12 18:47:48]


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineDougloid From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1481 times:

Nobody's asked the most important question.

Q: What is the first name of the founder of the Hoff soap company?


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1474 times:

Quoting Dougloid (Reply 25):
Q: What is the first name of the founder of the Hoff soap company?

It's either Andreas or Klaus



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSunshine79 From UK - England, joined Jan 2006, 1759 posts, RR: 30
Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1466 times:

Quoting LO231 (Reply 22):
Moe, I thought you had a better taste... Wink



Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 23):
Yes I agree he's ugly vomit

Phew, for a moment there I was gonna agree with LO231. Does anyone think he is a hunk? I don't like him personally, but each to their own tastes.



Formerly alcregular, Why drive when you can fly?
25 Post contains links and images Thorben : GKirk, GARPD and all you other Northern English: (You might have to click on it in order to read the text.)
26 Post contains images Gkirk : Haw you, ye Eastern German pansy
27 Thorben : I'm from the West, Highlander! West Berlin, the sole island of capitalist slavery in the sea of the paradise for workers and farmers! Do you really w
28 Post contains images Gkirk : Only when it's warm. If cold, then never go commando in a kilt. That's just foolish
29 Thorben : Gkirk, do bikes in the UK have the steering at the wrong side, too?
30 LTBEWR : I don't know if I would use such a dispenser, especially with the...um... position of the picture to the dispensing point.
31 Brokenrecord : WTF? Over. I love hearing Europeans argue. It's definitely more amusing than the American, Canadian, and Mexican business we have over here.
32 Jush : Yup it's funny isn't it... Regds jush
33 Post contains images Cornish : Up in Scotland, even Kirkie's chariot has its reigns on the right hand side
34 Gkirk : Away and drive your Combine Harvester you member of The Wurzels!
35 Jush : Wurzels! I mean it's rubbish if in German English words are used to describe something in German. Like " Oh dieses Kleid is wirklich funky" (Oh, this
36 Cornish : Ahhh actually The Wurzels are a country bumpkin pop group from the 70s from the West Country (Somerset I believe). I suspect they wouldn't know a Ger
37 Jush : I bet they will. 20 quid on it? I lived in Somerset half a year and it doesn't matter whenever you meet someone and they realize you're German they s
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