Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1354 times:
No, we're following a more practical approach here to further boost Germany's thriving export business.
You want it...we build it!!
See, after decades of experience with those perverted Danes (funny...did someone see that coincidence?? It's mostly those neighbours to the North that are not easily dealt with in terms of economical use of their perverted minds ), who cross the border to Germany on weekday nights and on Saturdays to buy cheap and totally demented porn (the Dutch are pretty good manufacturers that cater to Scottish tastes, too, but then you certainly know this, Kirklie) and our cheapest and most horribly-tasting beer, we have now found ways to get the last Euro out of those totally useless Scots.
And we keep on finding ways to get the very last Euro, even from the most demented and deranged Scottish mind.
So yes, I suspect we built this to sell it to Scots! And obviously Kirkie did so...well, looking at that....being on the front pic, it's the furry chest that attracted him! I hear we have a special limited version with real sheep wool on the chest...it even smells!!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 13, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1317 times:
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11): Those Austrians eh? Just can't work out what to do with them can you?
Do WITH them?? You can't do anything with Austrians, very strange folks, these! We made an approach to the UN to rename Austria as Scotland II, you know, same look, same sexual preferences, but you know UN, that takes time...
What can you do, sometimes it's the neighbours to the SouthEast, too. Usually they kill themselves by falling from their mountaintops, but sometimes...sometimes...they need a helping hand...at least they were decent enough to keep away from WC 2006!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 14, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1303 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12): that German flag next to your name means you are automatically classed as a fool
I strongly suspect Sabena is sitting in his office right now, rolling himself a nice double-family-size-Bob-Marley-Memorial-Spliff, smiling to himself and thinking "nah, let's get him going just a little bit further...let him think he's safe this time.....lemme first get stoned, and THEN..."
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1301 times:
Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 16): If you could have a soap dispenser with a hot busty lady on it which gets "wet" once you "finger" it, you'd also die to have one
If said dispenser is a humanoid female that goes by the name of Vanessa, dark-haired and from Vienna...well, yes, we'd be in business Buddy!
Tmatt95 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2005, 489 posts, RR: 0 Reply 16, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1287 times:
Hi,
I would NEVER use a soap dispenser like that lol, id prefer to stick to the dull white ones (without images on), or a more womanly version. I can see a small problem with these products, if the soap dispensers are designed to arouse, won't the shops be nigh on constantly having to refill the things
, In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.
Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Reply 17, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1258 times:
Personally, Andreas should be banned for all these attacks on me calling me a "sheep shagger", "shit faced", amongst others.
Suggested deletion for his posts now.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Jush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 4 Reply 18, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1251 times:
Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 19): Wow!, In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.
GEEEEZ... what? I mean you are right with Andreas comment. I think he got carried away while writing but putting Gkirk on the RR because of his comment? .
There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
FlyAUA From Austria, joined exactly 8 years ago today! , 4604 posts, RR: 57 Reply 20, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1224 times:
Quoting LO231 (Reply 22): Did you just call Hasselhoff a hunk?????
Moe, I thought you had a better taste...
The version I have is with a hunk on it. I got the email a few months back. The version Kirkie posted in this thread with David Hasslehoff on it is just a cheap immitation. Yes I agree he's ugly
Quoting Andreas (Reply 18): If said dispenser is a humanoid female that goes by the name of Vanessa, dark-haired and from Vienna...well, yes, we'd be in business Buddy!
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1209 times:
Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 19): In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.
Yes, Andreas. How dare you be mean to Kirkie like that. I'm sure you're a big enough character to apologise to him publicly, so we'll just have a quiet moment of reflection whilst you compose your abject and heartfelt note of contrition.
We don't want to see such behaviour on these forums and I don't doubt that having had a chance to think about it, you are fully aware that you've let yourself down.
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She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
27 Thorben: I'm from the West, Highlander! West Berlin, the sole island of capitalist slavery in the sea of the paradise for workers and farmers! Do you really w
28 Gkirk: Only when it's warm. If cold, then never go commando in a kilt. That's just foolish
29 Thorben: Gkirk, do bikes in the UK have the steering at the wrong side, too?
30 LTBEWR: I don't know if I would use such a dispenser, especially with the...um... position of the picture to the dispensing point.
31 Brokenrecord: WTF? Over. I love hearing Europeans argue. It's definitely more amusing than the American, Canadian, and Mexican business we have over here.
33 Cornish: Up in Scotland, even Kirkie's chariot has its reigns on the right hand side
34 Gkirk: Away and drive your Combine Harvester you member of The Wurzels!
35 Jush: Wurzels! I mean it's rubbish if in German English words are used to describe something in German. Like " Oh dieses Kleid is wirklich funky" (Oh, this
36 Cornish: Ahhh actually The Wurzels are a country bumpkin pop group from the 70s from the West Country (Somerset I believe). I suspect they wouldn't know a Ger
37 Jush: I bet they will. 20 quid on it? I lived in Somerset half a year and it doesn't matter whenever you meet someone and they realize you're German they s
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, In my opinion That seems harsh (and indeed uncalled for)......even for non av. Andreas, I am sure you can make better and more constructive comments than that....... and for putting up with responses like that GKirk, welcome to my respected user list.
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