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Friday Thread: Brave Enough To Fart In Public?  
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

Whether you're the silent-slayer or the anal-airhorn type, who herewithin isn't afraid to just rip one when/wherever the need arises?




As for me:
I wouldn't in front of women, children, or the elderly; but if it's an all-guy situation... fair game

What say you?

[Edited 2006-01-13 04:06:45]

45 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1983 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
What say you?

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You don't have permission to access /wp-content/petomane_moulin_rouge.jpg on this server.


That you should post better image links?  Wink



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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1979 times:

No problems whatsoever if I think it'll be a silent one...if its gonna be loud, I usually head for the nearest toilet stall if theres one close by...

Greg



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User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
or the elderly

Not sure you should worry about farting in front of the elderly. Either they won't hear it or they themselves tend to slip out a misty dog food smelling number, completely oblivious to the fact.


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1964 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 3):
Not sure you should worry about farting in front of the elderly.

because it's one of the few instances within which I'd feel "guilt" for lack of conscious/respect.


User currently offlineSkySurfer From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 1136 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1956 times:

Only if it can be blamed on someone else!


In the dark you can't see ugly, but you can feel fat
User currently offlineYegmaster From Canada, joined Dec 2004, 1023 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1947 times:

The silent killers in the super market isle. Those are the best.:D

User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1940 times:

Quoting Yegmaster (Reply 6):
The silent killers in the super market isle. Those are the best

...some would say "cropdusting" an aircraft aisle, gives that a run for its money  Wink


User currently offlineYegmaster From Canada, joined Dec 2004, 1023 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1933 times:

Or you let one rip and look at the other guy as if he is guilty  Big grin

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1930 times:

Yes indeed.



User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3602 posts, RR: 15
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1925 times:

I'll let off a massive fart in public as long as it will be hard to tell it was me.

I usually direct it at whoever I'm with, usually my girlfriend.


User currently offlineBrokenrecord From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 772 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1917 times:

It's not Friday yet for me, but I have no problem when it can't be proved that I did it. OJ Simpson style.

User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3492 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1915 times:

I'll fart pretty much anywhere except where people will know it is me. In front of my friends, I for sure would as would they. Come to think of it, we tell each other we are going to fart.  Silly


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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1898 times:

Only if there is proper ventilation.

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1891 times:

If I need to fart, I'll fart. Hell, I'll take an illicit dump in front of anyone as long as it makes me feel better. Nose plugs all around, here comes Logan!

User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1870 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Thread starter):
wouldn't in front of women, children, or the elderly; but if it's an all-guy situation... fair game

I would concur with the above kaupapa. (Well, you can't say "Me too" on a.net!)


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 15):
Well, you can't say "Me too" on a.net!

Well, perhaps that would be you at your most eloquent.


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 16):
Well, perhaps that would be you at your most eloquent.

U 2


User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26338 posts, RR: 76
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1852 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 14):
If I need to fart, I'll fart. Hell, I'll take an illicit dump in front of anyone as long as it makes me feel better. Nose plugs all around, here comes Logan!

Ok, so a bright orange hat and the smell of turd. Sounds about right Logan



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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1833 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 18):
Ok, so a bright orange hat and the smell of turd. Sounds about right Logan

ROFL! Big grin


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1815 times:

"Wherever you may be, let your wind blow free!" Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1814 times:

Hell No!!!

Im a lady  Silly


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 21):
Im a lady

I dont believe you said that Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1811 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
I dont believe you said that

Oh C'mon! These boobs aint fake!


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1810 times:

Absolutely no comment!!!!!!!!  wideeyed  And might I remind you, boobs dont a lady make1 Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
25 Post contains images Pilot kaz : I dont think your a Man, Just old... thats it l
26 Post contains images Gkirk : Indeed. I believe JGPH1A may be a man, despite the size of his boobs
27 EZYAirbus : Debatable!
28 Post contains images Skidmarks : Christ! And I thought I was pushing my luck! Andy
29 Kaddyuk : Dont mind those two, Glenn and Kaz are just flirting with eachother... Back on topic: Hell yeah, i fart away... better out than in, i say...
30 Post contains images Pilot kaz : Kev flirts with the Mirror
31 ZKSUJ : Unless in the presence of girls that I know, or in a certain circumstance (IE at a funeral or a church or something), I just let it out.
32 ConcordeBoy : ...how exactly could the latter be done?
33 DesertJets : Better to fart in public than in a closed private space.... much better ventilation. Nothing worse than getting back into your car to only have it sme
34 Post contains images Cosec59 : I don't mind farting in public. I only do thouigh when I'm 99% sure I ain't gonna follow through. Highly embarrasing
35 Post contains images DLKAPA : Am I the only one who finds it just simply a tad ironic that Cboy is the one posing this question?
36 Post contains images Jap : BRAVE enough? Try disgusting I don't... b/f does all the farting as he already indicated in this thread
37 SlamClick : Ed Zachary! Any of you who think you are "brave" to do this give yourself far too much credit and haven't a clue what bravery is. This is more about
38 Scamp : Classy...really. My sympathy to your girlfriend.
39 ConcordeBoy : how's that ironic?
40 Bill142 : As soon as I start walking along the hallway at work I start farting and it usually continutes till I reach my destination along the hallway.
41 Post contains images BigOrange : Same here. The only place I try not to is in my cubicle at work, but sometimes it just can't be helped
42 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : why? Unless you do a lot of face-to-face with clientele, that seems to be one of the "safest" places possible
43 Post contains images ManuCH : Just imagine what happens if you "do it", then 3 seconds later a co-worker walks in ... I had a co-worker who would always fart silently, then smile
44 Post contains images Planesarecool : To be honest the best ones are on planes, because you can usually do them as loud as you want, and as smelly as you want. The smell hangs around, and
45 CaptOveur : It's a competitive sport where I work. Watch out if someone is smiling when we get into an elevator. I will attempt a one cheek sneak just about anywh
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