Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19324 posts, RR: 52 Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 1657 times:
I went on a date last night - the first in about 3 months.
It all went brilliantly - we got on extremely well. We had lots of laughs. The 5 hours flew-by faster than a fighter jet.
I think I had a pint* too many - well, you know, for the nerves - and so I can't remember 2% of what happened, which is unfortunate, because it's the kissing and 'tell-me-what-you-think' bit. I apparently told her some nice things at the end - but I can't remember what! And I can't remember the kissing, bar the initial bit. Hmph.
So, I pleaded intoxication - voluntary intoxication is not a defence, but hey-ho - but still feel stupid.
WHAT A PLONKER, RODNEY!
Have you ever been in such a situation? Any funny date stories to tell?
* A pint and a vodka and cranberry juice cost £7.15! LOL. And this is in a market town!
[Edited 2006-01-14 11:50:35]
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