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User currently offlineHimmat01 From India, joined Dec 2004, 1047 posts, RR: 6
Posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 978 times:

After reading the thread on poop names, I did a search for pee names. The results are:-

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one


An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one.
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 970 times:

And another list circulates the office Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6688 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 954 times:

Demonstrative/competitive type

stands at opposite wall and pees a distance of 2 metres/6 feet. My not quite 3 year old son occasionally attempts this at bathtime by standing in the bath and trying to pee in the toilet next to it.

Competitive teenagers

See who can pee* furthest up wall

(* can also apply to w@nking if the school my wife used to teach at is anything to go by. I felt sorry for the members of staff who had to a) stop it and b) clear up afterwards. Who'd be a school cleaner?)



wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineGilligan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 940 times:

Pee Wee Herman?  laughing 

User currently offlineBrendan03 From Australia, joined Aug 2005, 951 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 929 times:

What do you call peeing out an 11th story window? I did that the otherday when under the influence of alcohol


Coolier than thou.
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 879 times:

Quoting Brendan03 (Reply 4):
What do you call peeing out an 11th story window?

Stunt Type? Or maybe Freestyle?  Silly


User currently offlinePilotsmoe From United States of America, joined May 2005, 249 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 857 times:

what about crossing streams? Big grin

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