Himmat01 From India, joined Dec 2004, 1055 posts, RR: 6 Posted Tue Jan 17 2006 09:03:15 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1235 times:
After reading the thread on poop names, I did a search for pee names. The results are:-
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one
An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one.
Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 53
Reply 1, posted
Tue Jan 17 2006 09:23:20 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1227 times:
And another list circulates the office
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
Oly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 7144 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted
Tue Jan 17 2006 10:47:32 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1211 times:
stands at opposite wall and pees a distance of 2 metres/6 feet. My not quite 3 year old son occasionally attempts this at bathtime by standing in the bath and trying to pee in the toilet next to it.
See who can pee* furthest up wall
(* can also apply to w@nking if the school my wife used to teach at is anything to go by. I felt sorry for the members of staff who had to a) stop it and b) clear up afterwards. Who'd be a school cleaner?)
wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
Gilligan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted
Tue Jan 17 2006 11:20:18 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1197 times:
Pee Wee Herman?
Brendan03 From Australia, joined Aug 2005, 951 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted
Tue Jan 17 2006 11:43:50 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1186 times:
What do you call peeing out an 11th story window? I did that the otherday when under the influence of alcohol
Coolier than thou.
ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted
Wed Jan 18 2006 01:46:07 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1136 times:
Stunt Type? Or maybe Freestyle?
Pilotsmoe From United States of America, joined May 2005, 251 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted
Wed Jan 18 2006 03:03:42 UTC (10 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1114 times:
what about crossing streams?