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GKirk & Pe@rson - Separated At Birth?  
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1478 times:

What does everyone think ? There are some striking similarities.

Both of them are/have:

spotty useless layabouts
got degrees from Scumbag College
regularly start stupid threads up - and to a greater extent than everyone else
girlfriendless and seemingly more interested in sheep
thread hijackers at all times
no respect for their elders and betters
learned absolutely nothing from the wiser members of the forum such as myself, Banco, Skidmarks, ANC, etc.
come from rubbish parts of the country.

Feel free to add other striking similarities. It's uncanny isn't it Big grin


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
58 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1472 times:

Both love Low Cost Carriers - as they are poor
Both get plastered after 2 pints - of Carling.

Will think of more later.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1470 times:

Nothing to add - has to be true, Cornish said it, and he's advised Parliamentary Comittees Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Darn, you've found me out. Oh, the shame.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24822 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1461 times:

I was hoping this would never come out  Sad


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1458 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 3):
Darn, you've found me out. Oh, the shame.



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 4):
I was hoping this would never come out

Ah proof if ever it was needed. My hunch was correct (Thanks Quasimodo!  Silly)



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineAirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 975 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

Quoting Cornish (Thread starter):
come from rubbish parts of the country.

Right up until this point Mr C I was agreeing with you!

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
and he's advised Parliamentary Comittees

Oh hail the great one!

AE733



It's nice to fly with firends
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1454 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 5):
My hunch

Ahhh now THAT explains the lack of your success regarding partners. Singledom for 10 years must be awful.  Sad



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1447 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 7):
Ahhh now THAT explains the lack of your success regarding partners. Singledom for 10 years must be awful.

Apart from the one i've been living with for the past 4 years  Yeah sure



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1444 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
he's advised Parliamentary Comittees

He was sat next to Jeffrey Archer wasn't he?



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8493 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1438 times:
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Quoting Banco (Reply 9):
He was sat next to Jeffrey Archer wasn't he?

no , but they had interconnecting cells  Wink



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1438 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 9):
He was sat next to Jeffrey Archer wasn't he?

I couldn't possibly comment - not without a substantial brown envelope being surrepticiously passed my way ! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1434 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 9):
He was sat next to Jeffrey Archer wasn't he?

Libel ! Libel ! Where's my lawyer ?



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 8):
Apart from the one i've been living with for the past 4 years

But I don't believe it, just like I don't believe JPG is thin and gorgeous.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineAirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 975 posts, RR: 11
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1429 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 12):
Libel ! Libel ! Where's my lawyer ?

It's only libel if it's not true  Wink

AE733



It's nice to fly with firends
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1425 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 12):
Libel ! Libel ! Where's my lawyer ?

Yes, I think given Jeffrey Archer's libel experiences, you might be advised to quieten down on that point.

Is there any difference between "advising a committee" and "helping the police with their enquiries"?



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 58
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1421 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
Is there any difference between "advising a committee" and "helping the police with their enquiries"?

Nope, one follows the other Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1421 times:

Libel and slander concerns something which is untrue and which damages your reputation.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1417 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
Is there any difference between "advising a committee" and "helping the police with their enquiries"?

Err yes - I've helped the police with their enquiries plenty of times and its completely different  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1413 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 17):
Libel and slander concerns something which is untrue and which damages your reputation.

Shut up Kirkie - or is it Pe@rson ? Hmmm  scratchchin 



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24822 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1412 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 17):
Libel and slander concerns something which is untrue and which damages your reputation.

So I can call Cornish a dirty piece of crap and it wouldn't be libel because it's true Big grin



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1406 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 20):
So I can call Cornish a dirty piece of crap and it wouldn't be libel because it's true

Sure, if you can prove it.  Silly



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1402 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 20):
Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 17):
Libel and slander concerns something which is untrue and which damages your reputation.


So I can call Cornish a dirty piece of crap and it wouldn't be libel because it's true

Actually, if I've got these libel laws right, you can call him what you want as long as you put "allegedly" at the end. Obviously, in the above case, that's not required... Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19108 posts, RR: 53
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1397 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
Actually, if I've got these libel laws right, you can call him what you want as long as you put "allegedly" at the end.

I believe so, although defamation isn't my subject.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1388 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 23):
Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
Actually, if I've got these libel laws right, you can call him what you want as long as you put "allegedly" at the end.

I believe so, although defamation isn't my subject.

I'm quoting m'learned friends on Have I Got News For You. They're experts in it -especially Ian Hislop. Mind you,he usually loses those cases... Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
25 Post contains images RootsAir : [Edited 2006-01-18 13:15:45]
26 Post contains images Cornish : Rotten B**tards. Still at least you've got me prepared for Parliament this afternoon. That place is full of cheating, spineless, evil, backstabbing, w
27 Pe@rson : Some say a lot of it is the actual participation rather than winning. George Carman QC, for example, was so concerned with winning than merely partic
28 Post contains images Gkirk : You must have cared enough to reply to this thread
29 Post contains images Banco : You what?
30 RootsAir : lol...I don't give a f**k about the theme however I always give a f**k to tell my opinion
31 BA380 : Does that mean I shoudl try to purchase GKirk as well? They always say a set is worth more than the sum of the individual pieces (Antiques Roadshow et
32 Post contains images Gkirk : Ok then. I don't give a toss about your opinion then That's my opinion on your opinion about your opinion on the theme
33 Post contains images Pe@rson : Sorry, only of my downsides is that I can drone on and on about subjects I like. It can be especially embarrassing on dates, although they seem to en
34 Post contains images Cornish : Posting a picture - the usual response from the other side of the Atlantic to a thread which they'd don't have the wit to participate in
35 Post contains images Cornish : Actually no not in this case. Get the two of them together and the value of EVERYTHING in their vicinity goes down rapidly
36 Pe@rson : LMAO. But that's not totally true: they don't have any wit at all.
37 Post contains images Banco : They half participate then.
38 Post contains images JGPH1A : You're not allowed to call anything battery-operated a "partner" It must be true - I said it, and I am never wrong ! Ergo, in order for a statement t
39 Post contains images Pe@rson : LMAO. It's so good to have you back.
40 Banco : I think you'll find they're called "paws" in his case.
41 RootsAir : I'm sure more than a person think like me but are scared to get bashed by others in a.net like i have already been for saying something about "Gkirk"
42 Post contains images Gkirk : If you want to participate in "GKirk threads" as you put it, then you should have a sense of humour, take some abuse in good humour and dish some abu
43 Post contains images Cornish : OOOOHHH my God. I SOOOO can't believe you just said That. Yeah. but no. but yeah. but no but. yeahbutnobutyeahbutnobut. yeah butnobut Well anyway Air
44 Gkirk : Och hawd yer wheesht Pollard!
45 Pilot kaz : English please...
46 Post contains images Skidmarks : He's a flipping Pict, ffs!! How's he ever gonna speak English? Andy
47 Gkirk : And good morning to you too Andrew!
48 Post contains images Pilot kaz : His name is Wrinkles
49 Post contains images Cornish : Bathing in Oil of Ulay isn't helping him then ?
50 Post contains images Skidmarks : I hate you allllllll !!!!!!!! Andy
51 Post contains images Pe@rson : I wonder what you've been watching. James.
52 Post contains images Banco : I've got to say, all of the above does offer at least some evidence that Cornish is a rather classier lady than we thought...
53 Post contains images Srbmod : I'm assuming they're Neil and (P)Rick?
54 Post contains images BigOrange : That's why they drink Budweiser, they can keep up with the men drinking proper lager
55 Post contains images Mhodgson : Post of the Week My skills in Photoshop know no boundaries. Only solid, unpassable brick walls. Oh, and before anyone points it out, I know I spelt A
56 BA380 : do the man's talents never.... start?
57 Post contains images Pe@rson : LOL nice one M. Keep it up.
58 Post contains images Cornish : Marvellous bit of paintshop there Mhodgson. Actually you could be right. Rather than comparing to Kirkie, I think perhaps Rick from the Young Ones mi
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