N723GW From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 232 posts, RR: 0 Posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2083 times:
So the other day, my wife and I were making some high quality macaroni and cheese, and she had asked me to get out the butter. So I did, and set it next to her, not thinking anything of it. I turn around and look at her open it with out looking, and tip it sideways. And what happens- chicken noodle soup that we were refigerating was in the tub. And it spills all over the floor. Worst Pun of all time. The lid - "I can't Believe It's not Butter!" . I kid you not.....
Kevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2019 times:
About a month ago, someone rang my doorbell and the button stuck in. When I got home, there was this burning smell and a buzzing noise. The low note of the chime was burned out and all it would do is a single "ding". I went to the hardware store to buy another and was explaining to an employee..."the ding works OK...but the dong is broken". Errr...I mean the low note is broken.