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Worst Pun Of All Time....  
User currently offlineN723GW From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 232 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2083 times:

So the other day, my wife and I were making some high quality macaroni and cheese, and she had asked me to get out the butter. So I did, and set it next to her, not thinking anything of it. I turn around and look at her open it with out looking, and tip it sideways. And what happens- chicken noodle soup that we were refigerating was in the tub. And it spills all over the floor. Worst Pun of all time. The lid - "I can't Believe It's not Butter!" . I kid you not.....


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User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2079 times:

That's absolutely unbelievable.








[Edited 2006-01-27 06:43:03]

User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2076 times:

Quoting N723GW (Thread starter):
I kid you not....

Naw..........you don't say?  drool 



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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2038 times:

Quoting N723GW (Thread starter):
Worst Thread Of All Time....

You said it..not me!  Smile


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8548 posts, RR: 13
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2029 times:
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Quoting N723GW (Thread starter):
my wife and I were making some high quality macaroni and cheese

oh no you weren't ... you can't make a high quality meal by substituting chemical products for real butter - next you will be saying that you used low fat cheese as well  Wink



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User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

About a month ago, someone rang my doorbell and the button stuck in. When I got home, there was this burning smell and a buzzing noise. The low note of the chime was burned out and all it would do is a single "ding". I went to the hardware store to buy another and was explaining to an employee..."the ding works OK...but the dong is broken". Errr...I mean the low note is broken.


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