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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 509 times:

One of my favorite Leno spots is his Monday Night Headlines.

Tonight, I thought they were particularly good . . .

Here's a few:

"Missing, Australian Military Vehicle, valued at $74,000, is missing after being painted with camoflage"!

"Bridal Suite, $200 per night - (and in the fine print), extra person, $20".  Wow!

"Convict Serving 2,000 year sentence faces more time"!  crazy 

"Worlds oldest person dies at age 124, cause of death presently unknown"/  scratchchin 

"Christmas Concert featuring the Moron Tabernacle Choir, Dec 21 and 24".  ziplip 

Advertisment for a "Dick Decorating Knife"  faint 

And one for me: "Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law".  bigthumbsup 

Enjoy.

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User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 506 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Quoting ANCFlyer (Thread starter):
"Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law".

I wish I had the keys to the evidence room.


474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6225 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 498 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Thread starter):
Deputies to watch 1,000 hours of Porn on Duty to see if it violates current porn law

That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.


wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 496 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 2):
That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.

Operation: Happy Ending


474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 477 times:

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 2):
That's like the police over here visiting a massage parlour over a period of 6 months or something to determine whether it's really a brothel.

Must have been really, um, hard, work.  Silly
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