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Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - 1  
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19300 posts, RR: 52
Posted (9 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 2091 times:

Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
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User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2079 times:

I want that precious few seconds back.

User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 25025 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2079 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!

 banghead 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2063 times:

I thought Pe@rson WAS the joke of the day!! Big grin

That was crap by the way James!

Andy  old 



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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19300 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2057 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
That was crap by the way James!

Noooo!



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8670 posts, RR: 13
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2054 times:
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I quite liked it ... at least as far as I got .. never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 25025 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2054 times:

Computer says No
How about going to Madrid.
Leaving 10 mins ago?



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19300 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 5):
never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...

 rotfl 



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 2 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

I'm just not going to open these threads anymore I think.

User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 24
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 2 hours ago) and read 2002 times:

The scary thing is, that the title of this thread implies more could be on the way  Sad


No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3864 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 2 hours ago) and read 1993 times:

Go to www.firefox.com, there's a plugin that filters certain content out webpages.
Open preferences, click new filter, write "Pe@rson". All threads by Pe@rson will be filtered out of Airliners.net

Kind of like a Spam filter, only more useful!

(and while you're at it, filter TheCoz, Cornish and GKirk too! Big grin )

Soren  santahat 



All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3240 posts, RR: 32
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month ago) and read 1961 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
I thought Pe@rson WAS the joke of the day!

He is. A bad one  yes 

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 1):
I want that precious few seconds back

I want them too  hissyfit 

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
That was crap by the way James!

It always is. Day, afer day, after day....  zzz 

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
Open preferences, click new filter, write "Pe@rson".

or better solution:
 bomb   biggrin 



R-E-S-P-E-C-T
User currently offlineMatt72033 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1617 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month ago) and read 1956 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

A: Let's ride bikes!

Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month ago) and read 1938 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 5):
I quite liked it ... at least as far as I got .. never actually made it to the punchline cos I got distrac ...

LOL!

Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8670 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1929 times:
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Q. how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A. only two .... but don't ask me how they got in there



Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1912 times:

Dude, how hard is it to google some employment agency in the uk??


Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1909 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 15):
Dude, how hard is it to google some employment agency in the uk??

Thats the easy part, the Hard part is them finding work for you and then letting you down after keeping you waiting for 3 weeks and then failing to tell you your not needed  banghead 


User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1897 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 16):
the Hard part is them finding work for you and then letting you down after keeping you waiting for 3 weeks and then failing to tell you your not needed

I belive that´s the nº1 rule for empolyment agencies around the globe

rule nº 2, we may or may not find you a job

edit: typo

[Edited 2006-02-01 21:24:54]


Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 12):
Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!

nasty man, just nasty



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
Q. how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A. only two .... but don't ask me how they got in there




LMFAO!!


garri767


User currently offlineMatt72033 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1617 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 18):
Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 12):
Q: how many paedophilles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:One, but the whole of casualty to get it out again!

nasty man, just nasty

i know!


User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1882 times:

Did you hear about the man who put a condom on backwards?



He went.


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8670 posts, RR: 13
Reply 22, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1870 times:
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Quoting Saintsman (Reply 21):
Did you hear about the man who put a condom on backwards?



He went.

reminds me of the old classic


why is pee yellow and cum white ?

so that you can tell whether you are coming or going



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