There have been times when on A.net we almost forgot about one of the most amazing creatures on earth, the Mammoth. Now is one of these times. Look at all the crappy politics / car / sports / Pe@rson / pee-in-a-beer-bottle threads littering a place that was once ruled by a creature that is as mysterious as it is clever.

Did you know that a grown-up Mammoth weighs 8 tons? That means if you put 7500 of them in a long row, each one touching the back of the other one with his or her trunk, they'd fit into the channel tunnel in a way that the first one would be standing in the rain in England, while the last one could raise his or her tail to fart into France.

A long long time ago, one day, apes turned into humans, and on the same day, Mammoths turned into elephants. Basically the same thing, only a) naked, b) grey. (gray in England). Humans, a) naked (later clothed), b) several colors (colours in England). Soon after, the Mammoth was forgotten. So I decided to start one final thread about the greatest mystery of all times, to make sure we'll always remember what we could have been, had we not evolved from the apes. Had we evolved from Mammoths, we'd all be elephants now.
Think about that!

Here's a Mammoth for you:



Soren