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User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3183 posts, RR: 12
Posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

Found this interesting article today; The Sun Newspaper

JONAH FALCON has the world’s biggest willy at 13½in so you would think he’d be over the moon.
But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.

And did you know there is even a support group; http://www.lpsg.org/
Geez there is a forum to discuss anything and everything on the internet.


Why fly non stop when you can connect
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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

I think all this talk of dick size is rather immature and pointless really. As long as it can produce sperm, I don't see the problem.

Mr. .5" James.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 852 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2234 times:

Oi, where´s John Holmes on that scale? *lol*

Read this in sw. newspaper, 34 cm´s, poor bloke. Guess he has to be horizontal to get it up, if he´s standing up he will faint from bloodloss to the brain.

Micke//SE  Wink



Airbus SAS - Love them both
User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2234 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 1):

Don't want to bust your balls, but a tallywhacker does not priduce sperm...


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2234 times:

He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.  Wink


I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2234 times:

Quoting BNE (Thread starter):
Geez there is a forum to discuss anything and everything on the internet

How would you know if Geez had a big one?  yuck   Wink



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineEuclid From South Africa, joined Apr 2005, 373 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2218 times:

To get a girlfriend around here, you have to have at least one of three things. You either must have a very flashy car, e.g. Ferrari or Porsche or something like that, or you must have plenty money, or you must have a 12" willy.

So here's my problem. My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

Quoting Euclid (Reply 6):
My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.

 rotfl 



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineThorben From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2186 times:

Quoting Euclid (Reply 6):
So here's my problem. My Fiesta hardly gets a female's pulse racing, I'm no millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, and there's absolutely no way on earth I'm going to cut 3 inches off my pride and joy.

 Big grin

Here is my opinion to the whole subject:

penis_1138931353-160-7472.jpg

To be honest, I don't have a problem with my size, some girls called it "big", but no one has ever complained that it was too big. (It can be too big, like a 20-ton-truck can be too big for a garage designed for normal cars. Then it is nicer to have a S Daimler than a golf, but the S is also better than the truck.)


User currently offlineMatt72033 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1617 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2176 times:

can you imagine having a cock that big!!.......i'd be so proud of it!
i'd never put it away! i'd be showin it off all the time! lol


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2176 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.

FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2164 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 10):
FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

So, you want me to set you up on a date ?  Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2157 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
So, you want me to set you up on a date ?

I have standards, albeit low ones!! Big grin

Oh, and a wife Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2151 times:

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 9):
can you imagine having a cock that big!!.......i'd be so proud of it!
i'd never put it away! i'd be showin it off all the time! lol

I dont need to imagine  Wink



That'll teach you
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2151 times:

Remember the old adage:

Its not the size of your pencil, its how you write your name.


Having said that, I have a very large pencil Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2145 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 14):
Having said that, I have a very large pencil

Oh dear. I hope this doesnt degenerate into a "Mines bigger than yours" thread!! LOL Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2127 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 15):
"Mines bigger than yours"

No it isn't.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineZakHH From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2127 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
He should try my sister in law. She could take one of him from the front and one in the back at the same time.

So how did you find out about that?  eyebrow 


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2111 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No it isn't.

Yes it is...



That'll teach you
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2099 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 18):
Yes it is...

No it isn't.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2092 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No it isn't.

Mines worn down from use - and not by the use of my palm Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2092 times:

Quoting ZakHH (Reply 17):
So how did you find out about that?

I can understand your query.

Lets put it this way. She makes it quite clear, usually with a few beverages to "loosen" her up, that she "needs" a large man. And her stories, again when  drunk , have given her a reputation.

She's a no-holes barred woman...she lets it all hang out.



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 20):
Mines worn down from use

Nonsense. It shrivles with age.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 22):
Nonsense. It shrivles with age.

It does not!  Wink


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 22):
Nonsense. It shrivles with age.

I thought muscles got bigger and stronger the more you used them



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
25 BMIFlyer : This is OLD News man , it was in the paper ages ago Lee
26 Post contains images Pe@rson : Precisely. As Skidmarks' piece of meat is used only annually, it has shrivled - as it does with age. Mine, however, is a completely different story -
27 Post contains links and images 9VSPO : Anyone notice this?
28 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Since when has laughing your head off been called suicide
29 Oly720man : and if it was a muscle it probably would. Though it would be very distracting at the gym with those wishing to build their body in that area. Imagine
30 Post contains images Pe@rson : That's right, boy, keep it up.
31 AeroWesty : I don't know how they made up the claim that 9" soft and 13 1/2" erect is the world's longest willy. I've seen some others IRL that were bigger than t
32 Post contains images Cornish : Well personally I've never had a problem keeping it up Somebody had to say it.....
33 Jaysit : You have? Hanging out with the Masai mara lately? But come on. Penile perception is always a bit over the top. Most guys who think they're packing 8
34 Post contains images Jap : Why do guys think that?? it's a myth, it really is... NO GIRL wants a monster, trust me... it's more likely to hurt than feel good, I can guarantee t
35 Post contains images AeroWesty : Yup, and they were a bit sensitive about it, saying that no one ever knew what to do with it once they got a hold of it. I gave it my best shot, thou
36 MaverickM11 : I did! I was going to ask about that too. Poor Sienna Miller AND the nanny.
37 Jaysit : Isnt it interesting that his Mama named him Jonah? I mean, what's that all about? And given that he lives with her, it must make for an awkward Oedipa
38 Post contains images Aleksandar : Come on, James. Face the truth. Everyone's is
39 Post contains images Pe@rson : NOTE THE POINT 5". It's .5" HALF AN INCH. NOT 5". Thanks.
40 Post contains images Aleksandar : You wanted to say 3''
41 Post contains links and images PlymSpotter : Beat me to it For those of you wanting to read up the the topic, try this; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size The graph on the right is especial
42 Post contains images DL021 : Well, mine is big enough to make me happy, and that's what really counts....right? (tosses yellow flag) Illegal and gross misuse of play-on-words....1
43 Post contains images AeroWesty : I'm not THAT much of a size queen.
44 Post contains images 9VSPO : Shouldn't that read mine is big enough to make someone else happy? Back to the guy though. I doubt that's his problem. He makes Cosec59 look attracti
45 BigOrange : The voice of experience speaking there Jap??
46 Post contains images DL021 : OK..knock that off!
47 Scamp : Man! Just when you think you've heard it all... I am curious, however, to know how it has been determined that he has the biggest dick in the world. H
48 NIKV69 : Instead of banging all these people when he was young he should have been in the valley making movies. He could have made a fortune! Boogie nights all
49 Post contains images Jap : Not really, no. I know that girls feel that way though (sex shouldn't feel like childbirth, should it?)... I think every girl rolls her eyes when she
50 9VSPO : There was a TV show here in the UK the other night all about John Wayne Bobbit. It was funny to see how he had gone from being a porn star to a furnit
51 Post contains images Skidmarks : Small is beautiful Andy and ready
52 JamesAg96 : One night my ex begged me to give her 9" and make it hurt...so I nailed her three times and punched her in the stomach.
53 Post contains images Jap : umm... s/m... creepy stuff
54 Post contains images RobertNL070 : So it was you that Sunday afternoon in Thermos Day. Regards, Robert
55 JamesAg96 : See its a joke...she wanted 9 and wanted it to hurt...the joke is all I have is three, so I gave it to here three times 3x3=9 and punched her in the
56 Post contains images Aleksandar : At your age?
57 Post contains images TWFirst : How could it be too big??... if mine were that big, there wouldn't be a need to leave the house! (Just think of all the possibilities!)
58 Post contains images AeroWesty : Mmhmm, you remember my asking if you didn't need a bigger towel.
59 Post contains images Jap : did you see the smileys? I may not always get the jokes... but this one, I did get
60 APFPilot1985 : how exactly did they find out all of those sizes?
61 N1120A : Actually, I read a slightly different version of that in GQ UK a few years ago. Very funny joke
62 JamesAg96 : Gotcha...I must have gone blind from playing with my "9" too much.
63 Post contains links 4holer : Hmmmmm.... http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0203expose-on03.html
64 Post contains images Mexicana757 : All I have to say is... thats a mouthfull. Oh and someone needs to show him where to shop. He does not need to be wearing tightpants.
65 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Now that he is "famous" I can see women from far and wide wanting to use this guy as a "Sex Toy" Lee
66 Post contains images Mexicana757 : And some men.   [Edited 2006-02-04 01:14:59]
67 Post contains images YOWza : I'm a grower, not a show-er. YOWza
68 Falcon84 : Size doesn't matter!! Oh....wait.... Signed, Jcs17
69 Bill142 : By the sounds of things, every hole is fair game.
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