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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1350 times:

"Reversing, it's the way forward!"

After this classic statement from Dazultra yesterday as we successfully reversed parked in a multi story car park I got wondering what other stupid one liners people have heard recently?

Hopefully this page won't be full of Bush speeches but it's Friday, I'm bored and want a laugh.  Smile


One Life, Live it.
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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24908 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1340 times:

Rhaa.
Sayed constantly by UTA_FlyingHigh in Glasgow  Wink


Help me mummy!
Shouted out by MYT332 in Glasgow whilst running away from Kebab Shop gang  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1340 times:

From A340600 at ZRH

Quoting ZRH+meeting+%28sam%29" class=quote target=_blank>ZRH meeting (sam) (Reply none):
Sam - "I don't like touch screen cockpits, I like flicking knobs".

Sam - "I always wanted to fly a little pink fokker"


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1330 times:

Just speak to Kaz, she came up with several gems in ZRH;

'These trains are so train like'.
'Switzlandish people'.

On msn in the evenings my friends have been coming up with such insane sentences and quotes that a whole web page has been devoted to them;
http://www.quotes.srjm.co.uk/

Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2728 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1291 times:

"Do the chickens have large talons?" - Napolean Dynamite

 rotfl 

KPDX  Smile



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User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1284 times:

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr X was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.



MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

Bash.org

Thats all I have to say on this matter  Smile


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5126 posts, RR: 34
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1240 times:

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Haha! Great idea Big grin



That'll teach you
User currently offlineMatt72033 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1617 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1237 times:

Quoting BCAL (Reply 5):

did you get the court quotes email too? lol


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8541 posts, RR: 13
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1182 times:
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I do remember the girlfriend of an old flatmate of mine coming out with the following comment after we watched a rerun of "All quiet on the Western front"


she said ......


"I never knew that there was a WWI as well as a WWII"

we just sat there in stunned amazement for about 5 seconds before collapsing on the floor laughing ... and for the record , yes , she was blonde



Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1169 times:

Gareth Jenkings, the coach of the Llanelli Scarlets rugby team states before a match...

"The only way to beat the opposition that you're playing is by scoring more points than them"

Regards,
Chris


User currently offlineBCAL From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 3384 posts, RR: 16
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1104 times:

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 8):
did you get the court quotes email too? lol

Sure did and I am still laughing at some of the dumbest things said in Court

 bigthumbsup 



MOL on SRB's latest attack at BA: "It's like a little Chihuahua barking at a dying Labrador. Nobody cares."
User currently offlineTWISTEDWHISPER From Sweden, joined Aug 2003, 711 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1086 times:

Said by my colleague a couple of years ago:
"I get scared when I play with my self in the dark"

Background:
We had a new manager, Mark. He was from South Africa and only spoke English. My colleague was not great at English (and still isn't) but he tried to explain to Mark why he doesn't play games like Alien at night.

What he meant was:
"I easily get scared when I play by myself in a dark room"


Said by Mark:
We've caught him shagging the doorknob!

Background: We found out that one of the managers at work had manipulated his figures to make them look better. Embarrassing for him.


Said by a customer:
"Well, the pallet weighs 30 kilos, and then there are two beds weighing 30 kilos each. That's 60 kilos all together!"

Well I never... 30+30+30=60



Read between the lines.
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11531 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

Bush I: "My doctor told me to relax. He's the one. My doctor. He told me. He said 'relax'."

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1065 times:

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

You may want to bookmark this home page (top left).


User currently offlineGilligan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1062 times:

Lawyer:"and the farmers cow was on the tracks when you ran it over?"

Engineer:"No, it was in the middle of the bloody field, the train jumped the tracks all by itself and before I could shout a warning it snuck up on the cow and strangled it death!"

Pilot to Operations: "What time does the 5:30 to Phoenix leave today?"


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