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Sex Or A Flight......?  
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2231 times:

Ok this is an I'm bored thread.....

The other day a colleague of mine asked me if I could have sex with anyone in the whole world or go on the flight of my choice which would I choose?

Of course I chose the flight coz it would probably last longer  bigthumbsup 

Now what would you choose and who with or what flight????

Bev xx


Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
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User currently offlineSean377 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1225 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

How about having sex on that flight?


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User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

Both?  drool 

Pleeeeeeease?


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Now what would you choose and who with or what flight????

Could the mile high club be involved?  smirk 


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 43
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?

Precisely my thoughts, I even mistook the title of this thread as "Sex On A Flight......?"  Silly




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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2208 times:

I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

Signed
Skidmarks



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User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2208 times:

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 1):
How about having sex on that flight?



Quoting Jap (Reply 2):
Both?

Pleeeeeeease?



Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 3):
Could the mile high club be involved?

No only one or the other.......



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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

What's SEX?

signed,
Myt332


User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

hmm... sex then Big grin

I like flying... but honestly  Silly


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
What's SEX?

signed,
Myt332

It's that thing I do with my horse every wednesday.

Signed
9VSPO



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 5):
I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

Signed
Skidmarks

Skidmarks never BUYS flights  Wink


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2410 posts, RR: 24
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

sex.. especially if I could choose whoever I wanted to have sex with :P

User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2178 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Thread starter):
Sex Or A Flight......?

Oooohhhhh......... I read this as sex ON a flight ....... never mind ......


User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1897 posts, RR: 22
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2162 times:

sex.

i could catch the flight later


User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3043 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2155 times:

Hmmm.. interesting question. I would say both. Sex in the cockpit...sounds hot.

But if it only came to choosing one, I would take the flight. It would to be somewhere, where several connections would be needed just to get there.   

[Edited 2006-02-06 20:17:27]

User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2142 times:

Well, since I can bring my right hand along on the flight, I'd say the flight then.

Signed,
DLKAPA


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3533 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2116 times:

How about Sex IN-flight. :p


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User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2104 times:

How about f*ck the flight. Really. I mean, if you're actually having trouble deciding..

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2054 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 5):
I can and do buy both of them regularly so this thread is pointless.

Your death gets slower Alex! {devil]

Who needs sex? I'd rather have the flight - its less effort, lasts longer and goes futher Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineCrjflyer35 From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 668 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2045 times:

My choices would be between canoodling with Kate Beckinsale and her wardrobe from Underworld, or a BA First class from Hong Kong to ORD via LHR.

I'd go with the flight, after your first time, sex is sex, my fiance is just as good as Kate Beckinsale, the BA flight would be more memorable.



Ok, wait for the RJ to pass, cleared to push tail south Mike, and you're cleared to spin #2 in the push.
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2026 times:

Look I know we're all enthusiasts and get excited by aviation, but come on! 10 hours sitting on a plane versus sex with ANYONE?

You couldn't drag me onto that plane


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2024 times:

Quoting VSLover (Reply 13):
sex.

i could catch the flight later

 checkmark 

Quoting Crjflyer35 (Reply 19):
My choices would be between canoodling with Kate Beckinsale and her wardrobe from Underworld, or a BA First class from Hong Kong to ORD via LHR.

I'd go with the flight, after your first time, sex is sex, my fiance is just as good as Kate Beckinsale, the BA flight would be more memorable.

You can always buy a first class ticket. You can't always have sex with Kate Beckinsale, and how do you know your fiance is just as good???  biggrin 


User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1939 times:

Looooong flight on a luxurious private jet with all the amenities, and Viggo Mortensen.....please.


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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19231 posts, RR: 52
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

What a stupid question! There is only one answer! FLIGHT! Why? Because I can't get a woman - they wouldn't have me.  Sad

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Alexansder.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineFlyKev From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2006, 1382 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1918 times:
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Hmm, depeneds what the flight is, and how attractive the woman is...
I mena if we are talking a ryanair flight, then Sex. If we are talking a F class SQ flight, then the flight wins.



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25 Mirrodie : ROFLMAO OK, I need further clarification first.... re: the flight, am I a passenger or and I flying the commercial airliner?
26 SW733 : sex...at least when you get stripped, you get something out of it.
27 Liedetectors : seriously, this question does not need to be asked. i'll just leave it with a "The best things in life are free" and then add the qualifier "at least
28 Post contains images ShyFlyer : I guess I'm gunna be the odd man out here and say I'd take the flight.
29 Post contains images Aviation : Thats a little sad aint it Cheers,
30 Post contains images ZKSUJ : I'm suprised no one has mentioned a flight on lynxjet
31 Gunsontheroof : Sex. Anyone who answers differently is insane. Peace to Denmark.
32 Dc10s4ever : Well I guess it depends on who the sex is with, compaired to the type of aircraft and the class of service. Say if the sex was to be with Jessica Alba
33 Post contains images Aleksandar : It's not fair Definitely not you. After all, sex at 95 can ruin your heart I absolutely agree with this quote. You finally publicly admitted that wom
34 WhiteHatter : Why not just take the flight and bang one off in the toilet? Same result and no having to make breakfast afterwards because it gets served to you!
35 Euclid : The flight. I can already have sex with anyone in the world, all I have to do is close my eyes and think of anyone I want to while going at it with th
36 Post contains images AirPacific747 : rotfl try to tell that to your girlfriend and see what happens
37 Euclid : Errrr....no! I'd rather not take that chance. Getting it on with the girlfriend while pretending to be banging some or other actress or model still b
38 Post contains images Airboeing : Sex, with someone so far I'd have to take the plane to meet her
39 Matt27 : SEX! Flying is great, but I prefer sex!
40 Post contains images CFCUQ : Could we change the title to the Scot's version "Sex or a Fight" ?
41 Post contains images Vaporlock : Hmmmm......well, I guess I'd have to say that both would be very very nice.... the flight would last...and as far as sex...well you can make that las
42 Post contains images ABfemme : Em...........that would be the ultimate...........but likely to never happen .....so SEX is my answer !!!! Claire
43 Pe@rson : With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep?
44 Sabena332 : Alcohol. Patrick
45 Post contains images Sunshine79 : Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 43): With all this talk of sex so close to bed time, how am I to sleep? Did you really have to ask that question??? You'll have
46 Post contains images Pe@rson : Well, I have now asked it. How am I to sleep? Will I be on my side? On my front? On my back? Unless, Sunshine79, you know of a better cure?
47 Post contains images Pe@rson : That is code for a good time with you, no?
48 Post contains images ABfemme : Er....Sunshine79 you'd be really pushed if he really lived in Iraq !! Lol
49 SWISSER : So what frequent CRYER program is that? sh*t, now I have to respond... I prefer sex over a flight because with sex you have the highlight of it at th
50 Post contains images An-225 : Sex. I already got the flight bennies . Alex.
51 Post contains images Himmat01 : If sex would last 12 hours, I would have chosen sex over flight.
52 Post contains images Jap : .. and I don't really need to tell you who with, do I?
53 Post contains images Pe@rson : No, honey, you don't.
54 Post contains images NWOrientDC10 : Maybe a compromise would work. No sex or flying, instead "park" with a lady near an airport and engage in making out/petting while a/c spotting . I l
55 Newark777 : Sex, unless the flight was on Concorde. Harry
56 Post contains images Okie : Sex or a Flight? Reminds me of the 12-15 guys that hung around the lounge down at the FBO. Every Sunday morning they would get together and fly somewh
57 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Well, it really depends on what aircraft it is, especially if its the new 787 when it comes out because I really don't think I could have sex on an A
58 Post contains images PipoA380 : Well for me there's no doubt. Sex!! People who answer "the flight" certainly have a good reason now to start thinking about their social life...
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