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Explain This One To Your Boss....  
User currently offlineRodge From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2006, 189 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 12 months 10 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

How would you explain This to the owner.


Smile
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User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7971 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (8 years 12 months 10 hours ago) and read 2270 times:

"I just didn't want to come late."


I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineVH-KCT* From Australia, joined May 2001, 479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (8 years 12 months 9 hours ago) and read 2232 times:

"Get your house off the threshold, fool."


I am The Stig
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 12 months 9 hours ago) and read 2231 times:

"oops, sorry, my foot slipped!"

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6885 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (8 years 12 months 9 hours ago) and read 2221 times:

Well you did say "bring your bird"


wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 12 months 9 hours ago) and read 2218 times:

"..oops"

fillerfillerfiller


User currently offlineDFWLandingPath From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 211 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 12 months 8 hours ago) and read 2179 times:

"It was like that when I got here..."

DFWLandingPath


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 12 months 7 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

"Damn, in-flight dinners have gotten difficult to come by."

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 12 months 6 hours ago) and read 2129 times:

Co pilot: "Bless you..."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (8 years 12 months 6 hours ago) and read 2116 times:

I was in pain and had to take a dump.


Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 10, posted (8 years 12 months 6 hours ago) and read 2099 times:

"Just thought i'd 'drop' in for a chat"

User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 12 months 5 hours ago) and read 2084 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
Co pilot: "Bless you..."



User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (8 years 12 months 5 hours ago) and read 2059 times:

You always wanted to extend your house, didn't you?

Regds
jush



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7814 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (8 years 12 months 5 hours ago) and read 2054 times:

"That'll buff right out"


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 12 months 5 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

Sorry, but the pizza delivery guy normally turns up on a moped

User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4291 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (8 years 12 months 4 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

"All we promised was that the food would be here in 30 minutes or less."


"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
User currently offlineFlyingbabydoc From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 12 months 4 hours ago) and read 2038 times:

"Sir, we always deliver the documents directly at the office, ASAP."

User currently offlineXORDLLAA From Poland, joined Feb 2005, 99 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (8 years 12 months 4 hours ago) and read 2020 times:

hmmmm.... so that was Christmas tree in your living room, not a PAPI lights !!!


life is beautiful...
User currently offlineStuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 12 months 1 hour ago) and read 1960 times:

"That concludes the engine failure portion of your training. Bring me your logbook and I'll sign your time."

User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 19, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 1950 times:

Instuctor - "Your not flying in FS2004 now so no the buildings arent fly through"

Student - "ill remember that for next time guv'ner"


Instructor - "When you were cleared for touch and go it didnt mean that you try and touch the houses on the way"



Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 1914 times:

" I wanna be like John Travolta ! With my a/c on the living room ! "


MDE: First airport in the Americas visited by the A380!
User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1891 times:

That's what you get for not fitting your house with TCAS.

User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1870 times:

"Honey! Turn off the microwave! Its sending out ILS again!"

User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1855 times:

"It was the Co-pilot i swear!"

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

"I am in training at Lufthansa Flight Training"  duck 

Patrick


User currently offlineLSPA From Switzerland, joined Jan 2006, 190 posts, RR: 4
Reply 25, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

Well the pilot has a PPL license: Park Plane in Livingroom


~reach for the sky!
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