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Explain This One To Your Boss....  
User currently offlineRodge From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2006, 189 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2226 times:

How would you explain This to the owner.


Smile
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User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7965 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2218 times:

"I just didn't want to come late."


I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineVH-KCT* From Australia, joined May 2001, 479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2180 times:

"Get your house off the threshold, fool."


I am The Stig
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2179 times:

"oops, sorry, my foot slipped!"

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6840 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2169 times:

Well you did say "bring your bird"


wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2166 times:

"..oops"

fillerfillerfiller


User currently offlineDFWLandingPath From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 211 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2127 times:

"It was like that when I got here..."

DFWLandingPath


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

"Damn, in-flight dinners have gotten difficult to come by."

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2077 times:

Co pilot: "Bless you..."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2064 times:

I was in pain and had to take a dump.


Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2047 times:

"Just thought i'd 'drop' in for a chat"

User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 2032 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
Co pilot: "Bless you..."



User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 2007 times:

You always wanted to extend your house, didn't you?

Regds
jush



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7802 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 2002 times:

"That'll buff right out"


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1997 times:

Sorry, but the pizza delivery guy normally turns up on a moped

User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4284 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1988 times:

"All we promised was that the food would be here in 30 minutes or less."


"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
User currently offlineFlyingbabydoc From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1986 times:

"Sir, we always deliver the documents directly at the office, ASAP."

User currently offlineXORDLLAA From Poland, joined Feb 2005, 99 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1968 times:

hmmmm.... so that was Christmas tree in your living room, not a PAPI lights !!!


life is beautiful...
User currently offlineStuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1908 times:

"That concludes the engine failure portion of your training. Bring me your logbook and I'll sign your time."

User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1898 times:

Instuctor - "Your not flying in FS2004 now so no the buildings arent fly through"

Student - "ill remember that for next time guv'ner"


Instructor - "When you were cleared for touch and go it didnt mean that you try and touch the houses on the way"



Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 5
Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1862 times:

" I wanna be like John Travolta ! With my a/c on the living room ! "


MDE: First airport in the Americas visited by the A380!
User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1839 times:

That's what you get for not fitting your house with TCAS.

User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1818 times:

"Honey! Turn off the microwave! Its sending out ILS again!"

User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

"It was the Co-pilot i swear!"

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1795 times:

"I am in training at Lufthansa Flight Training"  duck 

Patrick


User currently offlineLSPA From Switzerland, joined Jan 2006, 190 posts, RR: 4
Reply 25, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1795 times:

Well the pilot has a PPL license: Park Plane in Livingroom


~reach for the sky!
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