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Who Is Chuck Norris?  
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5165 posts, RR: 33
Posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2455 times:

who the hell is Chuck Norris?


That'll teach you
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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

www.chucknorris.com

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


User currently offlineJamieD From UK - England, joined Apr 2002, 613 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris

User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2419 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Thread starter):
who the hell is Chuck Norris?

American muscleboy actor with a seriously bad mullet


User currently offlineRlwynn From Germany, joined Dec 2000, 1093 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2419 times:

chucknorrisfacts.com


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User currently offlineTraveler_7 From Estonia, joined May 2000, 540 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2407 times:

He is a ranger from Texas  Wink

User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 6013 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2386 times:

The man of a thousand faces, all of them the same...

User currently offlineDAL767400ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2384 times:

Just for asking that question, you should be roundhouse-kicked,tsk tsk tsk.

User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2376 times:

Chuck Norris can speak braille...

When chuck norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets chuck norris!

Chuck norris doesn't have a house... a house has chuck norris...

WHO IS HE?



... probably not human, but ok...  Wink


User currently offlineZakHH From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2375 times:

Chuck Norris is the official punisher for openers of senseless threads on a.net. Thus, you'll meet him soon.

User currently offlineStuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2348 times:

Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2337 times:

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

And wears spandex... hmm... must be related to a certain president  Silly


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5165 posts, RR: 33
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2332 times:

i read the wikipedia on him before i posted. Hes done sod all. why is he so warshipped on the net?


That'll teach you
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2323 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 13):
i read the wikipedia on him before i posted. Hes done sod all. why is he so warshipped on the net?

It's just one of those internet jokes/trends that goes around for a while, dies, comes back in the form of a cheap movie (que Napoleon Dyanmite) or vice versa.



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User currently offlineCiv4b2fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 40 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2302 times:

He plays walker texas ranges and is a black belt in his style of Martial Arts. Not someone to mess with

User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 14):

It's just one of those internet jokes/trends that goes around for a while, dies, comes back in the form of a cheap movie (que Napoleon Dyanmite) or vice versa.

I think most of the 'facts' have applied to Mr T at some point as well, too!



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User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26601 posts, RR: 75
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2293 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Thread starter):
who the hell is Chuck Norris?

He is the guy who just killed you with a roundhouse kick

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 4):
American muscleboy actor with a seriously bad mullet

Um, I wouldn't exactly call Chuck Norris a muscleboy (or an actor for that matter). He is more of an athletic, but not big, type



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User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26601 posts, RR: 75
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2290 times:

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

Two things wrong there. First, "y'all" is not a legal contraction or proper English in anyway. Second, he is actually from Ryan, Oklahoma and grew up in Torrance, California

[Edited 2006-02-15 16:13:33]


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User currently offlineFutureUALpilot From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2605 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2283 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):
He is the guy who just killed you with a roundhouse kick

Hahaha, good one. We have a bunch of "Chuck Norris Facts" up in our dorm hall...things like:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris was there, then it is probably covered in blood and tears.

The cure for cancer is in Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he doesn't cry.


Things like that....somewhat entertaining to read.



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User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2276 times:

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 7):
The man of a thousand faces, all of them the same...

 rotfl  LOL LMAO good one.

Chuck Norris made the worst movies ever. He is complete rubbish.
I don't if his series Walker Texas Ranger is any good, but i guess it's not.

Regds
jush



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User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2272 times:

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):
Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

We all have our faults.


User currently offlineWillo From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 1352 posts, RR: 12
Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

Looking at that picture, I think I remember him from when he was in the BeeGee's.

User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

He's an idiot. His TV series bombed. It was over acted, and over hyped. It never was nearly as good as Norris thought it was.

I'm just sorry we have to see re-runs of it on USA, etc. Conan O'Brian used to have fun with it on his show. The clips showed just how stupid his show was.

Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 11):

Y'all just remember...... HE'S FROM TEXAS!!!!

Whoopie. Is that supposed to intimidate us? I know Bush sure intimidates me, and he's from Texass.

Quoting Civ4b2fan (Reply 15):
He plays walker texas ranges and is a black belt in his style of Martial Arts. Not someone to mess with

Again. Whoopie. The man is from Texass...That should be his true fault.


User currently offlineLH477 From Canada, joined Jan 2004, 584 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

My fav....
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"



Come on you gunners......!!!!!
User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7533 posts, RR: 24
Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

Quoting Jush (Reply 20):
Chuck Norris made the worst movies ever. He is complete rubbish.

Aw come on, how can you NOT love the recurring line in the mid-80s film Invasion USA:

"It's Time To Die"
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.
.
.
.
Note: The above was posted in jest.



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25 Post contains images N1120A : Everybody, stop insulting Chuck Norris. He was born in Ryan, Oklahoma and grew up in Torrance, California. Anymore mention of Texas and Chuck Norris
26 Rg828 : When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Oh man, thats funny!
27 L-188 : James Garfield? Norris was big back in the 1980's doing martial arts-ish movies, and really set the stage for Van-Damme and Segal later.
28 IRelayer : Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING -IR
29 Post contains images Confuscius : He was Bruce Lee's punching bag.
30 Andz : Chuck Norris went into McDonald's at 10:35am and ordered breakfast, when they refused to serve him he roundhouse kicked the place into a Burger King!
31 Post contains images Texan : Bush was born in Connecticutt, stop trying to make him seem like he's from here! For some reason he considers Texas home now. Ocassionally filmed in
32 Post contains images S12PPL : Yeah, but the man claims he's from Texas, and touts it like it's the greatest thing on the plannet. It's Texas that needs to dis-own him if you guys
33 RootsAir : In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspecting stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right, 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong
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