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User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Posted (8 years 10 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1757 times:

In the spirit of David Letterman's Top Ten List, I give you the top ten bumper stickers for A.netters:

#10- TedTAce

#9- ANCFlyer

#8- StuckinMAF

#7- GKirk

#6- SuperFly

#5- Logan22L

#4- Falcon84

#3- UTAFlyingHigh

#2- LHMark

#1- 95% of A.net


Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

 bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup  bigthumbsup 

Excellent!


User currently offlineAirTran737 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3708 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1720 times:
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what about one that says "747 Butts Drive Me Nuts"? I 'd put that on my car.

filler



Nice Trip Report!!! Great Pics, thanks for posting!!!! B747Forever
User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3509 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1715 times:

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Thread starter):

Cheers.



Next Flight: 9/17 BFI-BFI
User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

Quoting AirTran737 (Reply 2):
"747 Butts Drive Me Nuts"? I 'd put that on my car.

 eyepopping 

Quoting Gunsontheroof (Reply 3):
Cheers.

Cheers!



Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1676 times:

"Honk if you have flown on the A300/A310/A319/A320/A321/A330/A340/A380/B707/B727/B737/B747/B757/B767/B777/MD80/MD90/MD81/MD87/MD11/DC9/DC10"

You'd need a fairly wide bumper like...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1664 times:

Sabena332##


can include me in that, no probs



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1662 times:

I saw the best bumper stickers a few days ago at the Windsor/Detroit border station. In front of us was a Chevy Blazer from Texas, it had the following bumper stickers:

  • "My SUV loves Iraqi Oil"


  • and

  • "Texas is bigger than France"


  •  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

    Patrick


    User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1610 times:

    I saw one today that is going to be my new signature:

    I Love Animals. They're Delicious.


    User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
    Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1602 times:

    "Gas, Grass, or Ass: No One Rides For Free".....I thought I was the only one who remembered that bumper sticker from the 70's. I still laugh every time I think of it.

    Tom at MSY



    "The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
    User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
    Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1585 times:

    Ok, Srbmod, here is your sticker:



    But a better one might be:




    Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
    User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
    Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 1560 times:

    Ouahahaha !



    Unfortunately this is so true after paying for our new foolish property Sad

    UTA  checkeredflag 



    Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
    User currently offline7FTwinOtter From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2005, 172 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1527 times:






    User currently offlineStevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

    Quoting Srbmod (Reply 8):
    I saw one today that is going to be my new signature:

    I Love Animals. They're Delicious.

    The place where I buy lunchmeat and steaks have t-shirts that read:

    - PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
    - There's room for all of God's creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes


    User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4919 posts, RR: 15
    Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

    I used to have "Canada: the largest French speaking population to never surrender to the Germans" on my Durango.

    YOWza



    12A whenever possible.
    User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
    Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1517 times:

    Only sticker I ever allowed on my old truck:

    "Doing my part to piss off the religious right"



    "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
    User currently offlineWarthogLover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1503 times:

    JCS17 -

    User currently offlineStuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1462 times:

    Quoting Ilikeyyc (Thread starter):
    #8- StuckinMAF

    OMG, that's funny as hell! And right on, too! Thanks so much for sharing, I'm quite flattered that you thought of me!


    User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1425 times:

    I have this one on my truck . . . I bought twenty of them a number of years ago at the Patton Museum at Ft. Know. Each time it wear out, or I replace the vehicle, it is replaced:

    Drive Defensively, Buy a Tank


    User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
    Reply 19, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1413 times:

    Quoting WarthogLover (Reply 16):
    WarthogLover

    I would have used that except for the fact that the same 'sticker is in my signature on Fleetbuzz.

    Quoting StuckinMAF (Reply 17):
    OMG, that's funny as hell! And right on, too! Thanks so much for sharing, I'm quite flattered that you thought of me!

    Your welcome. I prefer the other version that reads, "Gun control means you can hit your target" or something like that. I lived in MAF many years ago and ironicaly that is where I first learned how to shoot a gun when I was a kid.



    Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
    User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 20, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1388 times:

     rotfl 

    Truthfully, I probably only lasted 10 minutes.


    User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
    Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1367 times:

    Good one, dude. That's some funny stuff.

    Quoting Logan22L (Reply 20):
    Truthfully, I probably only lasted 10 minutes

    that's not what your ex said about you and sex.....according to her it was more like about 2 min......oh, that sticker was about giving it up, not endurance......  Wink



    Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
    User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8770 posts, RR: 42
    Reply 22, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1365 times:

    Can anyone make one for Pe@rson? Such as "I fly Ryanair, so this is how I get to the airport!"


    Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
    User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 23, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1356 times:

    Here are a few I've had in my "Temp File" for a long time . . . I've bolded my favorites:

    * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

    * Learn from your parents’ mistakes - use birth control.

    * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

    * He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

    * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

    * Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

    * I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

    * All men are idiots, and I married their King.

    * Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

    * Montana-At least our cows are sane!

    * Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

    * Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

    * Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

    * OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

    * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

    * I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

    * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

    * Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

    * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

    * Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

    * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    * We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.

    * Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

    * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

    * Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    * Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

    * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

    * Keep honking...I’m reloading


    User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8770 posts, RR: 42
    Reply 24, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1347 times:

    Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 23):
    OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

     rotfl  That one is the best!

    Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 23):
    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

    Likewise: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.



    Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
    25 Post contains images Newark777 : Harry
    26 Sprout5199 : I like "Jesus thinks you're an a$$hole too" Dan in Jupiter
    27 Thepilot : A few of mine include "I brake for tailgaters" "My other house is the airport" "Nix on Nixon" (Yes, my dad put it on my 1967 Bug) "I'm not driving fas
    28 Kmh1956 : My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird. Flying Saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
    29 HatTrick : Dyslexic's Untie! - - - -
    30 Pawsleykat : I'd well put that on my car for a laugh, or how about 'my other car is an A380'? I know i am just 14 but all the good ones are taken and i am too tir
    31 Post contains images Texan : Texan
    32 Boeing7E7 : - The probability of you being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions. - My kid can kick your honor students ass. - If you
    33 Redngold : Mine has one that is a double entendre (or triple, depending on how well you know me): Read any good books lately?
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