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Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day  
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19199 posts, RR: 52
Posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2006 times:

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?































A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2001 times:

Dear god, you have learnt nothing from countless bans have you boy!!!!!! Big grin

hehehe, had to titter over that one!

Andy  old 

Roll on MAN 2006!



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineLawrenceMck From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2005, 311 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2001 times:

HAHA  rotfl 
Thats pretty darn good!

Lawrence Big grin



Love It To Live It
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Roll on MAN 2006!

Can I be the first to hit him? Big grin


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Can I be the first to hit him?

Nah, get in the queue! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19199 posts, RR: 52
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Can I be the first to hit him?

I won't hit you back: I don't hit women.  Wow!



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineABfemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Thread starter):
: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

disgusting - you get worse !  Wink


User currently offlineBDKLEZ From Ireland, joined Jun 2005, 1735 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

I notice he's aged as well since the ban, 56-65 and now from Wales!
Maybe it was the stress and frustration of "no a.net" coupled with his love of sheep....???

 duck 



Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again!
User currently offlineEWROwznj00 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

Can I pose the joke, Why do tampoons have strings? Or is that worthy of a ban? I guess I'll find out.

User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1937 times:

hahahaha, that's nasty!  rotfl 

Quoting EWROwznj00 (Reply 8):
Or is that worthy of a ban?

Doubt it is after this  Wink go ahead!


User currently offlineEWROwznj00 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1921 times:

So you have something to floss with.

User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4865 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1921 times:

That jokes was tasteless and rough, I loved it! Here's another:
Why do tampons have strings?














So you can floss after you eat!


YOWza



12A whenever possible.
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