Skidmarks From United Kingdom (England), joined Dec 2004, 6985 posts, RR: 69 Reply 1, posted (3 years 9 months 3 weeks ago) and read 821 times:
What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake!
Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!
May I suggest giving him a list of the names and addresses of everyone who despises his beloved Ryanair? Given the vast numbers involved, and that he'll insist on having the last word, then things should be quiet for everyone else for a good few decades.
Well, apart from each of us getting a visit from him for despising FR
Sabenapilot From Belgium, joined Feb 2000, 2563 posts, RR: 51 Reply 8, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 716 times:
Quoting Gofly (Thread starter): Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday',
Did he fly FR?
I suggest sending him out on a holiday again somewhere next month, when it is foggy in the morning... Chances are big he'll just be dumped in some shithole after his FR flight has to divert because the pilots are not qualified to land in low visibility.... It could take him weeks before he makes it back!
PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 7987 posts, RR: 66 Reply 12, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 641 times:
Quoting CamAir (Reply 5): England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence
We already have the ex Iraqi Prime Minister living somewhere on Dartmoor in Devon, so perhaps if we can get Pe@rson endited for something he can join him up there, in the back of beyond!
Lets see
Crimes against the Cornish,
Saffron cakes off mass destruction,
Cream teas with Uranium enriched Scons.
Just against Cornish? CRIMES AGAINST ALL A.NETTERS
We should execute that little monster These are my humble suggestions how to do it:
1. Execution with Kit-Kat
2. Leave it to a real pro. So ANC, you have the honor to decide how to execute him. Just remember, he is a true monster, so small caliber simply doesn't work. That tank, on the other hand, could be very useful for such task
Or, if you want him to suffer:
1. Make him to truly love Golden Age of aviation
Gkirk From United Kingdom (Scotland), joined Jun 2000, 23839 posts, RR: 69 Reply 18, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 570 times:
You could always kidnap him.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Cornish From United Kingdom (England), joined Feb 2005, 8095 posts, RR: 61 Reply 22, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 482 times:
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1): What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake!
Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!
I LIKE this idea
And as judge I get to decide on the punishment - hmm I like the burning idea but maybe we could have a quick stoning first - or maybe a rack, or maybe hung drawn and quartered - all maybe all of them
Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13): Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish
Just against Cornish?
As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
AirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom (England), joined Apr 2004, 923 posts, RR: 18 Reply 23, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 477 times:
Quoting Cornish (Reply 22): Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish
Just against Cornish?
What the person or County?
Quoting Cornish (Reply 22): As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......
Letting a Cornish man be a judge - isn't that a bit too high-brow for them - oh I see, on a celebrity game show - now THAT's more his level
AE733
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Banco From United Kingdom (England), joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 62 Reply 24, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 477 times:
Pe@rson From United Kingdom (England), joined Jan 2001, 16740 posts, RR: 58 Reply 25, posted (3 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 474 times:
You would all miss me considerably: my utterly informative and exciting threads are beyond comparison.
*Edited because of poor English.*
[Edited 2006-02-20 10:51:08]
26 Cornish: NOBODY expects the GOG Inquisition I do hope that wasn't a deliberate typo Oh there's so much choice - none of the spooty yoofs are safe are they ?
27 Gkirk: Shouldn't you be buried 6 feet under the ground by now?
28 Banco: I was just getting too anticipatory about the burning at the stake....
29 Cornish: No - that'll be your fate. GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. Burn the heretic
30 Banco: Hang on! Just a moment for God's sake, I haven't even accused him yet. I know he's guilty, you know he's guilty, but for God's sake, we have to go th
31 Cornish: Definitely grounds for killing him to death That should be Courts of the Asses in Pe@rson's and Kirkie's cases
33 Pe@rson: I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don’t like my threads and posts, then do the matur
34 Gkirk: You sound like a certain other a.net poster
36 Jush: Hehe Hey good to see you back although your last post is a bit bitchy, init? Kirkies back as well? ahh what a bloody sunday for a.net Regds jush
37 Pe@rson: Yep. Fuelled by frustration elsewhere.
38 Banco: It's definitely an unusual defence, I'll grant you that....
39 Cornish: Shall we do him for contempt of court? That really is no way to speak to his elders and betters
40 Banco: Could do. As I understand it, punishment for contempt of court is entirely within the power of the judge (that's you). As Witchhun....er Witchfinder-
41 Pe@rson: Yes. As I merely submitted - note that counsel don't call it argue - one, it would be wholly unfair and unreasonable for me to be confined to the cel
42 Cornish: A good suggestion - I also think we might have to dock him his pocket money too. And if he still doesn't behave then he won't be going on that School
43 Pe@rson: Do you prefer grass or astroturf? I've only smoked grass.
44 Skidmarks: KIRK is a Witch!! I saw him, guv, I saw him. He came back from the dead!! Or maybe he was just pissed again! Andy and on lunch break
45 Cornish: It came in to my head while thinking of being in Amsterdam on Thursday
46 Banco: Your honour Mr Cornish, I hereby attest that no further proof is required and that the aforesaid barbarian should be burned at the stake. With all th
47 Pe@rson: So Cornish is a middle-ranking (should that be spelt with w instead?) judge? Ha! I knew he'd never go far.
49 Cornish: No need for a stake - just drop him in a deep-fat fryer like everything esle that gets cooked in Scotland BAN the heretic. Lock him in a cell with Or
51 Aleksandar: Well, I can ignore it, but I DON'T WANT TO GROW-UP and I simply can't shut-up because my mouth are just too big. Nice idea Well, he certainly looks t
52 Pe@rson: Which nicely explains why you give so many ... to people.
56 Pe@rson: Any punishment can't be worse than your girlfriends - who are always "bloody and ugly." Indeed, it would be more accurate to remove the and, so have
57 Cornish: Oh yes it can. Community Service - 2 months of washing a certain a.netter's dirty undies
58 Pe@rson: I'm having nightmares of Skidmarks' Skidmarks again.
59 Aleksandar: Ouch! This seems like an adequate punishment for our little monster. BTW, do you plan to visit Belgrade soon? I want to kick you badly Of course, fir
60 Cornish: Absolutely - they're big baggy Y-Fronts too
61 Pe@rson: I always thought there was something odd about you. I'm off now. Adios!
62 Skidmarks: I just had a thought. Make him get married! That'll make the little bleeder suffer for the rest of his life!! Andy
63 Aleksandar: Do you actually know a girl that deserves such an awful punishment?
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