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Now Pe@rson Is Back, How Shall We Get Rid Of Him?  
User currently offlineGofly From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 1727 posts, RR: 38
Posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3025 times:
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Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday', and continues to waste server space.  Wink Big grin

How do you propose we get rid of him?  silly 


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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3020 times:

What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake! Big grin

Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!  devil 

Andy  old  and sometimes just plain Evil! Big grin



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User currently offlineGofly From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 1727 posts, RR: 38
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3014 times:
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Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

I can only imagine how long you've been wanting to say that....  Wink Big grin



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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19258 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3014 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Banco can be the Witch

What do you mean "can be"?

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

Don't worry, sunshine: I think it's a cracking idea! I mean, I much prefer the heat to the cold. Bring it on, boyo!



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2998 times:

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday'

Was this an "elective" holiday?



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User currently offlineCamAir From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2984 times:

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
How do you propose we get rid of him?

England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence  devil 


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19258 posts, RR: 52
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2980 times:

Quoting CamAir (Reply 5):
England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence

If you replaced England with the USA, then, yes, it's likely: their record for explosions is, well, rather hit-or-miss.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineCapital146 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2003, 2125 posts, RR: 43
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2946 times:

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
How do you propose we get rid of him?

May I suggest giving him a list of the names and addresses of everyone who despises his beloved Ryanair? Given the vast numbers involved, and that he'll insist on having the last word, then things should be quiet for everyone else for a good few decades. Big grin

Well, apart from each of us getting a visit from him for despising FR  Wink



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User currently offlineSabenapilot From Belgium, joined Feb 2000, 2728 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2915 times:

Quoting Gofly (Thread starter):
Pe@rson recently returned from his 'holiday',

Did he fly FR?

I suggest sending him out on a holiday again somewhere next month, when it is foggy in the morning... Chances are big he'll just be dumped in some shithole after his FR flight has to divert because the pilots are not qualified to land in low visibility.... It could take him weeks before he makes it back!

[Edited 2006-02-18 23:22:17]

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2895 times:

He was gone??


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User currently offlineA319XFW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2862 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 9):
He was gone??


Signed:

99.9% of A-Net

You must have missed the "Ryanair and Dispatches" threads whee he was on his 'holiday' Big grin


User currently offlineABfemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 2846 times:

Hey you guys/gals I quite like his threads - they are entertaining !!

Claire  duck 


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11701 posts, RR: 60
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 5 days ago) and read 2840 times:

Quoting CamAir (Reply 5):
England should declare war with Iran, and hopefully one of the rockets Iran suspectedly has hits his residence

We already have the ex Iraqi Prime Minister living somewhere on Dartmoor in Devon, so perhaps if we can get Pe@rson endited for something he can join him up there, in the back of beyond!

Lets see  scratchchin 

Crimes against the Cornish,
Saffron cakes off mass destruction,
Cream teas with Uranium enriched Scons.

I think we could have him on a few of those Wink

Dan Smile



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User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3236 posts, RR: 32
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2811 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?  confused  CRIMES AGAINST ALL A.NETTERS  hissyfit 

We should execute that little monster yes  These are my humble suggestions how to do it:
1. Execution with Kit-Kat
2. Leave it to a real pro. So ANC, you have the honor to decide how to execute him. Just remember, he is a true monster, so small caliber simply doesn't work. That tank, on the other hand, could be very useful for such task

Or, if you want him to suffer:
1. Make him to truly love Golden Age of aviation  wink 



R-E-S-P-E-C-T
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31702 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2808 times:

Voodoo.
 biggrin 

regds
MEL



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User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3236 posts, RR: 32
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2800 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 14):
Voodoo.

Lovely idea  bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineHighpeaklad From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2004, 538 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2776 times:

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
We should execute that little monster

Steady on, being topical you must remember that incitement to murder is a crime .

lol

Chris



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User currently offlineHighpeaklad From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2004, 538 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2776 times:

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
1. Execution with Kit-Kat

sounds like the waste of a good kit kat to me.

Chris



Don't try to keep up with the Joneses - bring them down to your level !
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2769 times:

You could always kidnap him.
 Wink



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User currently offlineFXramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7359 posts, RR: 85
Reply 19, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2767 times:
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Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
You could always kidnap him.

Damn, Gkirk is back also...  Smile


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11701 posts, RR: 60
Reply 20, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2745 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 19):
Damn, Gkirk is back also...

Put them in a room together and let them talk each other to death Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineSabenapilot From Belgium, joined Feb 2000, 2728 posts, RR: 46
Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2738 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 19):
Damn, Gkirk is back also...

Hey, what's that strange looking thing next to his name?

In stead of showing a real flag, it just brings up a white X on my screen.

Did he change his name to 'GkirkX', or what???


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 22, posted (8 years 10 months 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2681 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
What about a witch hunt? Complete with Witch-Finder General and burning at the stake!

Banco can be the Witch-Finder, Cornish the Judge and I'm sure we could manage to scrape up 12 good men and true for a jury. Well, maybe not, not in here! But think of the flames licking up around his battered body, consuming him slowly like he's been driving us mad!!

I LIKE this idea  Smile

And as judge I get to decide on the punishment - hmm I like the burning idea but maybe we could have a quick stoning first - or maybe a rack, or maybe hung drawn and quartered - all maybe all of them Big grin

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?

As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineAirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 978 posts, RR: 10
Reply 23, posted (8 years 10 months 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2676 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 22):
Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 13):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12):
Crimes against the Cornish

Just against Cornish?

What the person or County?

Quoting Cornish (Reply 22):
As judge I decree that this is a serious enough offence to warrent death......

Letting a Cornish man be a judge - isn't that a bit too high-brow for them - oh I see, on a celebrity game show - now THAT's more his level  Wink

AE733



It's nice to fly with friends
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 24, posted (8 years 10 months 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2676 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Banco can be the Witch-Finder

I shall honour the office by endeavouring to include elements of Torquemada, Robespierre, Joseph McCarthy, Bloody Mary and Jeremy Paxman.

The best bit about it is that as my learned fried will agree (

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Cornish the Judge

), these witch-hunts tend not to stop at the first victim  highfive .

Who's next, I wonder....  scratchchin 



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
25 Post contains images Pe@rson : You would all miss me considerably: my utterly informative and exciting threads are beyond comparison.   *Edited because of poor English.*[Edited 200
26 Post contains images Cornish : NOBODY expects the GOG Inquisition I do hope that wasn't a deliberate typo Oh there's so much choice - none of the spooty yoofs are safe are they ?
27 Post contains images Gkirk : Shouldn't you be buried 6 feet under the ground by now?
28 Banco : I was just getting too anticipatory about the burning at the stake....
29 Post contains images Cornish : No - that'll be your fate. GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. Burn the heretic
30 Post contains images Banco : Hang on! Just a moment for God's sake, I haven't even accused him yet. I know he's guilty, you know he's guilty, but for God's sake, we have to go th
31 Post contains images Cornish : Definitely grounds for killing him to death That should be Courts of the Asses in Pe@rson's and Kirkie's cases
32 Post contains images Gkirk :
33 Pe@rson : I think you should merely concern yourself with the nonsensical rubbish you all spout out. If you don’t like my threads and posts, then do the matur
34 Post contains images Gkirk : You sound like a certain other a.net poster
35 Post contains images Cornish : PMT ?
36 Post contains images Jush : Hehe Hey good to see you back although your last post is a bit bitchy, init? Kirkies back as well? ahh what a bloody sunday for a.net Regds jush
37 Post contains images Pe@rson : Yep. Fuelled by frustration elsewhere.
38 Post contains images Banco : It's definitely an unusual defence, I'll grant you that....
39 Post contains images Cornish : Shall we do him for contempt of court? That really is no way to speak to his elders and betters
40 Banco : Could do. As I understand it, punishment for contempt of court is entirely within the power of the judge (that's you). As Witchhun....er Witchfinder-
41 Pe@rson : Yes. As I merely submitted - note that counsel don't call it argue - one, it would be wholly unfair and unreasonable for me to be confined to the cel
42 Post contains images Cornish : A good suggestion - I also think we might have to dock him his pocket money too. And if he still doesn't behave then he won't be going on that School
43 Pe@rson : Do you prefer grass or astroturf? I've only smoked grass.
44 Post contains images Skidmarks : KIRK is a Witch!! I saw him, guv, I saw him. He came back from the dead!! Or maybe he was just pissed again! Andy and on lunch break
45 Post contains images Cornish : It came in to my head while thinking of being in Amsterdam on Thursday
46 Banco : Your honour Mr Cornish, I hereby attest that no further proof is required and that the aforesaid barbarian should be burned at the stake. With all th
47 Pe@rson : So Cornish is a middle-ranking (should that be spelt with w instead?) judge? Ha! I knew he'd never go far.
48 Gkirk : No, Cornish is a toilet cleaner.
49 Post contains images Cornish : No need for a stake - just drop him in a deep-fat fryer like everything esle that gets cooked in Scotland BAN the heretic. Lock him in a cell with Or
50 Post contains images Pe@rson : I'll be gone this Friday anyway.
51 Post contains images Aleksandar : Well, I can ignore it, but I DON'T WANT TO GROW-UP and I simply can't shut-up because my mouth are just too big. Nice idea Well, he certainly looks t
52 Pe@rson : Which nicely explains why you give so many ... to people.
53 Post contains images Aleksandar : YOU, YOU.....LITTLE ANNOYING MONSTER
54 Post contains images Cornish : Guilty Guilty Guilty. I hearby sentence him to something horrid and vile
55 Post contains images Aleksandar : Make it bloody and ugly, please
56 Post contains images Pe@rson : Any punishment can't be worse than your girlfriends - who are always "bloody and ugly." Indeed, it would be more accurate to remove the and, so have
57 Post contains images Cornish : Oh yes it can. Community Service - 2 months of washing a certain a.netter's dirty undies
58 Post contains images Pe@rson : I'm having nightmares of Skidmarks' Skidmarks again.
59 Post contains images Aleksandar : Ouch! This seems like an adequate punishment for our little monster. BTW, do you plan to visit Belgrade soon? I want to kick you badly Of course, fir
60 Post contains images Cornish : Absolutely - they're big baggy Y-Fronts too
61 Post contains images Pe@rson : I always thought there was something odd about you. I'm off now. Adios!
62 Post contains images Skidmarks : I just had a thought. Make him get married! That'll make the little bleeder suffer for the rest of his life!! Andy
63 Aleksandar : Do you actually know a girl that deserves such an awful punishment?
64 Post contains images Skidmarks : kaz? Sunshine69? Andy
65 Post contains images Aleksandar : No, they are nice girls. What we need is two real witches for Kirkie and James
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