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Pe@rson's Joke Of The Day - Part 3  
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2144 times:

Q: What has 100 balls and screws old women?


















Clue: It's not Skidmarks.






















Another clue: it's not Banco.





















And another: it's not Gofly.


















A: Bingo.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2144 times:

How many times can Pe@rson die at MAN?

Answers on a postcard to:

A.net

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2135 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
How many times can Pe@rson die at MAN?

YOU'RE DEAD! YOU CAN'T COME BACK!
































IT'S BACK.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2103 times:

Incidentally, my wifes niece goes to Bingo. She's not yet 30. Hardly an "old woman" Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2098 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
She's not yet 30.

I have a thing for those in their late 20s or early 30s. Mmm.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2098 times:

BTW there are only 90 balls in Bingo!!!!


Not that I've ever been.....

Bev (age 25)



Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

Here are some funny jokes..........

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
---------------------------------------------------------------------

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you
say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As
he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full
of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 5):
Bev (age 25)

Oh puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!  wink 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2070 times:

Sorry Andy. I forgot its only JGPH1A who's young and beautiful thin and gorgeous...

Where is he for that matter?

Bev x



Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2062 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 5):
Bev (age 25)

100-25 = 75. Now, that's more like it.  Big grin And only 12 years younger than Skidddinhispants, too.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2058 times:

Now now Mr Pearson... You're not too big to be put over my knee

Bev xx



Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2058 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 10):
You're not too big to be put over my knee

No but his ego might be! Big grin


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2058 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 10):
Now now Mr Pearson... You're not too big to be put over my knee

Would you like my trousers on or off?  Wink  Wow! Why, that's a conversation killer.  Silly



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

Welcome to my RR for brightening up my saturday night!!!

Bev xx



Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 11):
No but his ego might be!

I don't have a big ego. Well, it's certainly bigger than yours, considering you don't have a personality, are a recluse and have a character worse than Burglar Bill's. What do you expect considering your humourlessly inane replies?  

[Edited 2006-02-18 22:50:10]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 13):
Welcome to my RR for brightening up my saturday night!!!

Only a few many saturdays till saturday night out in CPH  Silly

Kaz (Age 18)


User currently offlineNdebelebev From Sudan, joined Apr 2004, 877 posts, RR: 44
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 14):
it's certainly bigger than yours

Are we still on about egos here?

Bev xx



Her Pose Is That Of Someone... Who Knows It All And Is In Total Control Of Her World... Little Does She Know...
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19233 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 16):
Are we still on about egos here?

I best not answer that: he things my ego is sufficiently large as it is.  Wink



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2011 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 15):
Only a few many saturdays till saturday night out in CPH

That'll be expensive - good job you're employed now!



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1995 times:

Quoting Ndebelebev (Reply 8):
Sorry Andy. I forgot its only JGPH1A who's young and beautiful thin and gorgeous...

Where is he for that matter?

Bev x

He's been a tad busy I believe Bev. Swanning off around the globe, and actually working for a living, or so I'm told! Big grin

Andy  old 



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