Bobster2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1378 times:
The Dick jokes were hysterically funny the first day. Still funny the second day but not as much. Some people don't know when to quit. Jon Stewart is still opening his show with Dick jokes and they are not even a tiny bit funny.
Halls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (10 years 2 months 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1260 times:
This just in from Washington.....
Medal of Freedom
Date: Mon, 20 Feb 2006
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it".
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.