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Do You Have A Funny Riddle?  
User currently offlineA340-500 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 543 times:

Why did the one-hand man cross the road?  Big thumbs up
Please answer.

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User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 517 times:

To get to the second hand shop.

JaSpiKE
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User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 514 times:

Here's a riddle:

The maker doesn't want me,
The buyer doesn't need me,
The user never sees me. What am I?



JaSpiKE
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I'll post the answer after a few people don't get it


User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 507 times:

Go on, have a guess.

JaSpiKE
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User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 503 times:

What's long and hard, and full of seamen?


User currently offlineGyro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 502 times:

How do you make a Hormone????
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You put sand in the Vaseline....


User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 502 times:

I don't think it's what I'm thinking...I think you know what I'm thinking...

A ship?

LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO MINE Smile/happy/getting dizzy


















A coffin


JaSpiKE
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User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 500 times:

submarine


...what else could it be.  Big grin

User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 494 times:

Do you really want to know?! Big grin

Jaspike
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User currently offlineAirplanenut From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 649 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 482 times:

JaSpiKE,

I thought you were talking about Windows Big grin

The maker doesn't want it... crashed to much
The buyer doesn't see how it could work... it doesn't
And the user never does see it work...

So there we have it, Windows is just like a Coffin!!! Big grin

Jeremy


Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
User currently offlineTranscon Guy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 469 times:

Here's my Riddle: Embry.  Big grin

User currently offlineI Like To Fly From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1188 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 466 times:

Good one Gyro! Laugh out loud

User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 460 times:

Here's one:

The man walks in the house
The man goes to the kitchen
The man turns on the light
The man makes something to eat
The man turns off the light
Someone dies
Why did someone die?

This can be a bit tough. In light of this difficulty you can ask questions. But only yes or no questions. Good luck!


Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 454 times:

The man hit the wrong switch and accidently shut off his uncle's dialysis machine?


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 452 times:

Sorry JetService. Nice try though.


Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
User currently offlineJaSpiKE From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 444 times:

The man ate someone?

JaSpiKE
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User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 16, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 434 times:

lol. Not correct either Jaspike.

I'll post the answer tonight.


Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
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