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If You Were The Opposite Sex?  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2991 times:

If I was a woman I really do think I would be a very high-class and expensive prostitute, the sort you would only find in a 5 star hotel, one who picked and chose her clients. I would be one now if I thought women would actually pay me for sex!

What would you be?

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User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2991 times:

Jeezus Jafa - you're talking like a Windsor.

Next thing you'll be asking us is how we'd feel about being Camilla's "tampon".

QFF


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2984 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 1):
Next thing you'll be asking us is how we'd feel about being Cxxxxxx's "tampon

There are few words I will not utter, all beginning with C!  Wink


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8544 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2981 times:
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If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .


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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2968 times:

I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day Big grin

User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2961 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3):
I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .

Rare? Nope. It's just that the guys who are getting them don't bitch about it at the water cooler.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39721 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2953 times:

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day

Same here, and I still wouldn't listen to boy bands.
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

[Edited 2006-02-23 09:27:18]


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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19199 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2950 times:

I'd be a spot on Delta Goodrem's face.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 851 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2940 times:

If I was a woman my jawdropping look would turn heads on men like Regan in The Exorcist and dating a guy rich as D Trump but with a Pitt look plus he´s head over heels in love with me......

Micke//SE  cloudnine 



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User currently offlineTuffGong From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 472 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2930 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

very good call....



Meet you at the Ol' Yacht club for a pint.
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2924 times:

I'd be Kelly Brooks massuse. Big grin

User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2922 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3):
If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .

I would agree. I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience. I have had girlfriends where you pretty much have to have a gettysburg address in order for them to put their mouth down there. They always claim some BS chauvinism. My current girlfriend is my girlfriend because of her open mind.

The best sex isn't about receiving pleasure, but about also giving it back. I give my current gf an average of 3 a day. It is not a duty or what is expected of me, but the fact that I care for her entices me to give her pleasure. It is as simple as that.

Maybe it is selfish, but I also expect the same viewpoint from my girlfriends. If they don't give BJs, then they are gone. Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.

Now, if I were to fall in love with a women who was in an accident and became paralized-I don't know. I would like to think that I would be there for her no matter what. Love trandscends sex. But if she is capable, then I expect it and will also deliver.


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2907 times:

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be playing with my tits all day

Or squatting over a mirror!!!  Smile


User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2869 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2901 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.

Your statement doesn't make sense bro, you are certainly not a pig according to what you say above. Unless you meant to write Thrust and pleasure! Big grin


User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8544 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2899 times:
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Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 12):
Or squatting over a mirror!!!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



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User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8544 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2886 times:
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Actually , since the majority of the population on the planet is female , I guess I am the opposite sex .


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24914 posts, RR: 56
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2879 times:

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 4):
I'd be no good as a woman - I'd be playing with my tits all day Big grin

Indeed.
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs  Wink
 duck 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineNoelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2868 times:

I'd definitely be lesbian, but not one of the fat hairy kind, more of the Babecast channel kind.  Wink

Wouldn't it be cool, if you wanted time off work you could say "Womens problems" and have a day off - plus you get to talk about sex with all your mates without being called a pervert or a weirdo!

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 16):
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs

What difference would that be to now then?  duck 


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24914 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2855 times:

Quoting Noelg (Reply 17):
What difference would that be to now then? duck

Good point.

*Continues juggling my man jugs*



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2835 times:

I'd be straight, but still complaining that men are b@stards.

User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8544 posts, RR: 13
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2831 times:
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Quoting Nordair (Reply 19):
I'd be straight, but still complaining that men are b@stards.

we are , aren't we ... but you wouldn't have it any other way  Wink



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User currently offlineNWOrientDC10 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1404 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2816 times:
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Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
What would you be?



Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
I'd certainly be a lesbian.

Me too ...



Things aren't always as they seem
User currently offlineNoelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2814 times:

Well like if I was a woman how could I ever find that attractive - you'd have to be lesbian - I wouldn't want that going near there if you know what I mean  Wink

User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3078 posts, RR: 20
Reply 23, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2796 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience

What the hell does feminism have to do with that..Maybe it is the women you have been with do not think your penis is all that appetizing...  Wow!

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 16):
I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs

That is what most of you would be doing.

Myself I would grow a pot belly and sit in front of the TV and drink beer.....Whoo hooo...

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2787 times:

If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.  Wink

25 Post contains images Nordair :
26 Ibhayi : Nothing would dreally change, I would still be lesbian as I am currently a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
27 Texan : I'd do all that plus forget how to drive well and talk incessantly about nothing. Texan
28 YOWza : Give and you shall receive son. hahaha, right on sounds about right haha I think if I were a chick I'd be a stay-at-home Mom, it's a lot less lame th
29 PROSA : "Four score and seven years ago ...?" I fear I'm not up on current slang.
30 Lindy : I would be a lesbian.
31 Post contains images MD11junkie : All of a sudden I'd become straight. [Edited 2006-02-23 18:14:12]
32 Post contains images NWOrientDC10 : When you're in public places as well? Russell
33 Post contains images Gkirk : What if you are already a bit of both, like Srbmod for example?
34 Post contains images Jap : Had I been a man, I would... err... actually, I have no idea... let's go with the classic- "have sex with a woman to see how it feels" I doubt that th
35 Thom@s : Good call. Maam. Thom@s
36 Post contains images Noelg : PS - welcome to my RU list![Edited 2006-02-23 19:07:31]
37 Post contains images Erikwilliam : Isn´t this the Gay people ultimate dream??? I mean, they can like man´s without society picking on them...
38 Prebennorholm : If I was a women, then I would save all the money I could for a sex change operation. In fact it is a major fault that I am not a women. I have two ol
39 Erikwilliam : get everybody in your house one day and say you´r gay. I´m pretty sure they´ll be as happy as if your born a girl.
40 OzarkD9S : Ummmmmm, NO.
41 Superfly : Also, I still would not watch the Oscars.
42 Post contains images Scbriml : If I was a woman, I'd spend all day in the shower. Breasts can never be too clean!
43 Post contains images Greasespot : Does this mean if you were born a woman you would switch to being a man? ven better tell them you are getting a sex change and see how that goes over
44 Post contains images Matt72033 : and you wouldnt be able to park straight!
45 Post contains images Greasespot : Yeah i hate that...I mean I can back two airplanes into a hangar with 4 inches to spare on each wing tip with a tug yet that car parking for some rea
46 Garri767 : if i were a man id gain 40 pounds without caring-then lie to my wife that i was going on a diet. id also lay in bed (with an occasional ass scratch)
47 Post contains images Vaporlock : Kiwiandrew....well, I guess you haven't known enough straight woman!!! To my knowledge it is not a rare talent....but an enjoyable way to please your
48 Mirrodie : You mean you'd stop masturbating? Now if I were a woman, I'd be, well, um, I'm not sure, maybe, well, how about, well, um, what about, well, what do
49 Post contains images Nkops : I really have to move.... can't buy beer at the gas stations here... hell, can't even pump your own gas (against the law). Oh, I would also play with
50 Greasespot : 10 things women would do if they woke up one day nad had a penis 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a bl0w job. 8. Find out what is so
51 Jafa39 : And you would be busted for the gilrie you are! Only women talk in the toilet, that's why they go in pairs. Men do NOT talk in the urinals! Drunken c
52 Yegmaster : I would finally be able to wear woman's underwear. (now it's just a secret). Cheers
53 Post contains images Garri767 : Lmao the womens underwear might be too big for you....
54 Jafa39 : Ha ha! How come women don't get a thrill wearing boxers?
55 Post contains images Kiwiandrew : how do you know that they dont? - perhaps Mrs Jafa plays 'dressup' when you are away sunning yourself at Cafés in CHC
56 Saintsman : I'd leave the toilet seat up
57 Jafa39 : Come to think of it, she's always wearing my fleeces and jumpers in winter,claims it makes her feel warm and secure, hmmmmmm, must guard my undies in
58 TACAA320 : A lesbian. I love women.
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