Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2486 times:
If I was a woman I really do think I would be a very high-class and expensive prostitute, the sort you would only find in a 5 star hotel, one who picked and chose her clients. I would be one now if I thought women would actually pay me for sex!
Kiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8435 posts, RR: 14 Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2476 times:
If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .
Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
Saxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 46 Reply 5, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2456 times:
Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3): I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .
Rare? Nope. It's just that the guys who are getting them don't bitch about it at the water cooler.
Solnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 786 posts, RR: 2 Reply 8, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2435 times:
If I was a woman my jawdropping look would turn heads on men like Regan in The Exorcist and dating a guy rich as D Trump but with a Pitt look plus he´s head over heels in love with me......
Fumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2417 times:
Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 3): If I was a woman I would be incredibly popular because I know how to give a really good blowjob , apparently this is a very rare talent amongst straight women judging by monday morning straight male conversations in virtually every workplace I have ever worked in .
I would agree. I think that because of feminism, alot of women equate blowjobs with subservience. I have had girlfriends where you pretty much have to have a gettysburg address in order for them to put their mouth down there. They always claim some BS chauvinism. My current girlfriend is my girlfriend because of her open mind.
The best sex isn't about receiving pleasure, but about also giving it back. I give my current gf an average of 3 a day. It is not a duty or what is expected of me, but the fact that I care for her entices me to give her pleasure. It is as simple as that.
Maybe it is selfish, but I also expect the same viewpoint from my girlfriends. If they don't give BJs, then they are gone. Call me a pig, but good sex is not about power, but about trust and pleasure.
Now, if I were to fall in love with a women who was in an accident and became paralized-I don't know. I would like to think that I would be there for her no matter what. Love trandscends sex. But if she is capable, then I expect it and will also deliver.
Noelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2363 times:
I'd definitely be lesbian, but not one of the fat hairy kind, more of the Babecast channel kind.
Wouldn't it be cool, if you wanted time off work you could say "Womens problems" and have a day off - plus you get to talk about sex with all your mates without being called a pervert or a weirdo!
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 16): I would probably stand naked in front of the mirror all day, juggling my jugs
NWOrientDC10 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1389 posts, RR: 4 Reply 21, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2311 times:
Noelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2309 times:
Well like if I was a woman how could I ever find that attractive - you'd have to be lesbian - I wouldn't want that going near there if you know what I mean
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 24, posted (7 years 3 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2282 times:
If I was a woman, I would lose all my common sense, my ability to reason and think rationally and I would expect everything done for me while demanding equal rights. That about sums it up.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
26 Ibhayi: Nothing would dreally change, I would still be lesbian as I am currently a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
27 Texan: I'd do all that plus forget how to drive well and talk incessantly about nothing. Texan
28 YOWza: Give and you shall receive son. hahaha, right on sounds about right haha I think if I were a chick I'd be a stay-at-home Mom, it's a lot less lame th
29 PROSA: "Four score and seven years ago ...?" I fear I'm not up on current slang.
31 MD11junkie: All of a sudden I'd become straight. [Edited 2006-02-23 18:14:12]
32 NWOrientDC10: When you're in public places as well? Russell
33 Gkirk: What if you are already a bit of both, like Srbmod for example?
34 Jap: Had I been a man, I would... err... actually, I have no idea... let's go with the classic- "have sex with a woman to see how it feels" I doubt that th
36 Noelg: PS - welcome to my RU list![Edited 2006-02-23 19:07:31]
37 Erikwilliam: Isn´t this the Gay people ultimate dream??? I mean, they can like man´s without society picking on them...
38 Prebennorholm: If I was a women, then I would save all the money I could for a sex change operation. In fact it is a major fault that I am not a women. I have two ol
39 Erikwilliam: get everybody in your house one day and say you´r gay. I´m pretty sure they´ll be as happy as if your born a girl.
41 Superfly: Also, I still would not watch the Oscars.
42 Scbriml: If I was a woman, I'd spend all day in the shower. Breasts can never be too clean!
43 Greasespot: Does this mean if you were born a woman you would switch to being a man? ven better tell them you are getting a sex change and see how that goes over
44 Matt72033: and you wouldnt be able to park straight!
45 Greasespot: Yeah i hate that...I mean I can back two airplanes into a hangar with 4 inches to spare on each wing tip with a tug yet that car parking for some rea
46 Garri767: if i were a man id gain 40 pounds without caring-then lie to my wife that i was going on a diet. id also lay in bed (with an occasional ass scratch)
47 Vaporlock: Kiwiandrew....well, I guess you haven't known enough straight woman!!! To my knowledge it is not a rare talent....but an enjoyable way to please your
48 Mirrodie: You mean you'd stop masturbating? Now if I were a woman, I'd be, well, um, I'm not sure, maybe, well, how about, well, um, what about, well, what do
49 Nkops: I really have to move.... can't buy beer at the gas stations here... hell, can't even pump your own gas (against the law). Oh, I would also play with
50 Greasespot: 10 things women would do if they woke up one day nad had a penis 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a bl0w job. 8. Find out what is so
51 Jafa39: And you would be busted for the gilrie you are! Only women talk in the toilet, that's why they go in pairs. Men do NOT talk in the urinals! Drunken c
52 Yegmaster: I would finally be able to wear woman's underwear. (now it's just a secret). Cheers
53 Garri767: Lmao the womens underwear might be too big for you....
54 Jafa39: Ha ha! How come women don't get a thrill wearing boxers?
55 Kiwiandrew: how do you know that they dont? - perhaps Mrs Jafa plays 'dressup' when you are away sunning yourself at Cafés in CHC
57 Jafa39: Come to think of it, she's always wearing my fleeces and jumpers in winter,claims it makes her feel warm and secure, hmmmmmm, must guard my undies in
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