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New "politically Correct" Terminology.  
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2028 times:

Got this in an email today.. enjoy
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore ....

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

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Last night I had Shawn Hannity on the radio, and he was talking about a 71-yr-old (I think) male who was a teacher, got a sex change, and now is a substitue teacher in teh same district.. He then said we can't call it "sex change" because the PC way is "Gender Transformation". He then said that he calls a Man-to-woman sex change a "Chopadicktomy" and a Woman-to-man an "Addadicktomy"..



Chris


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1995 times:

Here's another one..

Instead of calling someone a f'ing retard, you can say "Act of having sex intellectual inferior"

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 1978 times:

You might also want to refer to The Mods as "Fornicators of Non-Specified Male Heritage" rather than "f***g bastards" and save yourself a ban  Wink

User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1943 times:

Next thing you know, you will be unable to calle someone a Redneck. The PC version of Redneck will be Southern-Country Americans. I am a proud Redneck and would have no part in the PC bullshit.

Quote:
Instead of calling someone a f'ing retard, you can say "Act of having sex intellectual inferior"

Or you can call them "ScottysAir"

-Delta767300ER


User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1929 times:

Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
He then said that he calls a Man-to-woman sex change a "Chopadicktomy" and a Woman-to-man an "Addadicktomy"..

I've always said it is easy to dig a valley than build a mountain.

Quoting Delta767300ER (Reply 3):
I am a proud Redneck and would have no part in the PC bullshit.

You and me both brother! I would argue that I'm (as most people are as well) a few drinks away from becoming full fledged white trash.

[Edited 2006-03-03 08:37:59]


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1920 times:

Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

Guilty as charged!

Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."

I just can't say it this way. I guess the PC police will be coming for me soon.

Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

Where do I get one of these? (or some sort of training manual for the wife?)



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2334 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1896 times:

*LOL* the extreme lengths we go just to avoid facing facts  Silly

Boaz.



"If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
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