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User currently offlineJet-a gasguy From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 266 posts, RR: 1
Posted (14 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1040 times:

Hey all,

Got this in the email and I thought it was kinda funny. If you've ever wondered about the secrets of AntiGravity......

QUESTION: If, when you drop a buttered piece of bread, it drops butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you took a piece of buttered bread, strapped it on the back of a cat (butter side up) and dropped it from a great height?

ANSWER: Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back.

If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can be), you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.

Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.

The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and pissed off aliens crash on top of them.

Well, heck.....It gave me a chuckle.

Jet-A gasguy

Find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
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User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3222 posts, RR: 15
Reply 1, posted (14 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1027 times:

LOL  Big thumbs up

I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (14 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1024 times:

Science, ya gotta love it.  Laugh out loud

The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 20
Reply 3, posted (14 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1011 times:

Just Ask Bill Nye the Science guy!


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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