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Jessica Alba Ticked Off At Playboy  
User currently offlineZCHANNEL From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 187 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2859 times:

Here's the link:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/02/alba.playboy.reut/index.html

Apparently, Jessica Alba is upset at Playboy for her appearance in the March issue. She appears on the cover, and through a statement from her attorney, she is said to be very dissapointed to have seen herself on the cover and found that there were no nude pictures of herself on the inside, as was I. She is apparently very distraught over this whole thing and does not want the public misled about the contents of the magazine. She threatened Playboy, saying she would consider litagation if they did not either pull this month's issue or find some nude images of her to insert into next month's issue. Stay tuned...


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User currently offlineN328KF From United States of America, joined May 2004, 6483 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2844 times:

Yes, I'm ticked off that she wasn't in there, either.


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User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 26
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2844 times:

WTF - why is she sueing over someone elses potential disappointment?!


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User currently offlineJean Leloup From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 2116 posts, RR: 19
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2844 times:

Quoting ZCHANNEL (Thread starter):
she is said to be very dissapointed to have seen herself on the cover and found that there were no nude pictures of herself on the inside



Quoting ZCHANNEL (Thread starter):
she would consider litagation if they did not either pull this month's issue or find some nude images of her to insert into next month's issue.

You're probably joking, but in case not: no, no, no. You're saying she's disappointed that there were no nude pictures of her inside, and wants them to publish some? Of course not. She refused to pose for Playboy at all, and she is mad that Playboy misled people into thinking she had posed nude when she of course refused to do so. You seem to be suggesting that she did pose nude, but that Playboy didn't print those pictures? If so, you've got it rather backwards. She didn't pose for them, but they printed pictures of her anyway, misleading people into thinking she posed for them. That's the problem.

JL

JL



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12201 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2830 times:
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Yeah, I was disappointed. I got my black plastic envelope and saw her, and thought, SWEET! Big grin Then I open it up...


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User currently offlineZChannel From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 187 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2830 times:

Quoting Jean Leloup (Reply 3):
You're probably joking, but in case not: no, no, no. You're saying she's disappointed that there were no nude pictures of her inside, and wants them to publish some? Of course not. She refused to pose for Playboy at all, and she is mad that Playboy misled people into thinking she had posed nude when she of course refused to do so. You seem to be suggesting that she did pose nude, but that Playboy didn't print those pictures? If so, you've got it rather backwards. She didn't pose for them, but they printed pictures of her anyway, misleading people into thinking she posed for them. That's the problem.

Of course I'm joking. I was trying to get a laugh out of the gallery. The link says that the studio that produced Deep Blue gave Playboy that pic and she never consented. I was trying to make a funny. For the record, though, I was misled by the cover. I couldn't rip that thing open fast enough to see her, thinking she had posed, only to find that there was only one measly non-nude picture of her on the inside...

Edited for grammar

[Edited 2006-03-03 16:16:09]


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User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2830 times:

She should thank them.

Any publicity is good publicity.

Especially for someone who's talents only extend as far as her rack.


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7758 posts, RR: 16
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2805 times:

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 6):
She should thank them.

Any publicity is good publicity.

Especially for someone who's talents only extend as far as her rack.

Well seeing as her rack ain't all that big...



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User currently offlineN328KF From United States of America, joined May 2004, 6483 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2759 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 7):
Well seeing as her rack ain't all that big...

Yes, I can see how you might be dissatisfied with her:

http://thebluesite.com/images/jessicaalba004.jpg



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User currently offlineZChannel From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 187 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2746 times:

Quoting N328KF (Reply 8):
Yes, I can see how you might be dissatisfied with her:

Wow!

Edited to add this:

What a doll. If I had the time and money and had to choose a celebrity to stalk, it would be her. Or maybe Shakira...

[Edited 2006-03-03 17:33:50]


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User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13004 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2719 times:

Ms. Alba is very reluctant for personal reasons to pose full frontal nude. Part of that has to do with her Catholic upbringing. I do admire that she has resisted doing what far too many 'actresses' have done and try to affect her career by going full frontal nude in Playboy or elsewhere. She doesn't have to do it and besides, it really doesn't work in the long run. Besides, that bikini doesn't leave much to the imangination anyway.  boggled  She is on the cover as part of an article about the 25 sexiest entertainers/actresses and it was wrong for Playboy to use a publicity photo from 'Deep Blue' instead of someone else on their cover who would have gone along with it. While it is too late to pull the issues, I do hope they have to pay some big bucks to 'compensate' her.

User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3492 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2639 times:

Nude pics of Jessica Alba? Where? Where? Where?


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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2533 times:

Damn  eek 

http://thebluesite.com/images/jessicaalba004.jpg

I'd give my right arm to have a woman who looked like her* Big grin



*But i'd prefer her....



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User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2526 times:

Hmm Lets See

Option A. Litigation
Option B. See Jessica Alba nude next month.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ill go with option B


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2468 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 4):

What a letdown after spending that money!!


User currently offlineEddieGunsmoke From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2432 times:

Ok, here we go...







Satisfied?

It's ok, you don't have to thank me!

[Edited 2006-03-04 12:47:39]

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2414 times:

Quoting EddieGunsmoke (Reply 15):

I guess it was slightly chilly when that photo was taken?  Wink


Lee



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User currently offlineB777-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2405 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 10):
Part of that has to do with her Catholic upbringing.

Oh God, she's Catholic too? I swear that's my future ex-wife! Big grin

All kidding aside, she's just about the hottest girl on the planet. Her decision not to do nudes actually makes her more attractive to me.

God bless her!


User currently offlineTheredbaron From Mexico, joined Mar 2005, 2186 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2324 times:

She is a solid 12 on a 10 scale....if I were a woman I d be lesbian for her..!  Wink


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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12201 posts, RR: 35
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 2266 times:
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Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 14):
What a letdown after spending that money!!

Nah, my $10 subscription is less than buying just two issues Big grin



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User currently offlineFokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 2247 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 10):
Ms. Alba is very reluctant for personal reasons to pose full frontal nude. Part of that has to do with her Catholic upbringing.

Damn Catholics ruined another one.

Quoting EddieGunsmoke (Reply 15):
Satisfied?

Yes!!!! That's all I needed to see. Thanks Buddy.


User currently offlineMsllsmith From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 396 posts, RR: 9
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 2210 times:

Mmmmmmmmmm I've done a lot of time as fashion stylist and a chunk as a photo editor for a pretty well known fashion magazine..... the only way I can imagine her not having to give her consent for the photo........ is if she has somehow given up the right to use it to a "Photo" place so she doesn't OWN it anymore..... always a problem.

(We were pretty sneaky too! But if in doubt (they learned their lesson from un-authorized photos of Jacky O) we didn't publish it)

Just my $0.02.

(she is a very hot little thing tho isn't she?)



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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 2207 times:

Quoting Msllsmith (Reply 21):
she is a very hot little thing tho isn't she?

Hell Yes Big grin

I wouldn't say 'no'  Wink

Actually, any guy in his right mind would jump in the sack with her Big grin



Lee



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User currently offlineSlider From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6774 posts, RR: 35
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 2192 times:

Quoting ZChannel (Reply 9):
Or maybe Shakira...

I hear that. But I'm too busy still stalking Salma Hayek and Gian Gershon. Big grin

But if I get around to it, I'll put Jessica Alba on my list.


User currently offlineMsllsmith From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 396 posts, RR: 9
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 2189 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 22):
Actually, any guy in his right mind would jump in the sack with her

Yeah, but she might be a bust (no pun after having seen her) in bed..... selfish, vain, greedy (maybe not so bad from a guy's point of view).... etc.

But it's always important for a guy to keep his "working" hand in shape..... and the fantasy is probably worth this thread for that alone.

(AH, jeez, I feel like such a Mother [as in Mother, Apple Pie, Warm mittens]....)

Has anyone seen (who hasn't?) the "Every time you masturbate you kill a kitten" image? I came home from work one day after my son had been visiting and he had put that as my screen saver. (Try to shock Mom!!!!!).... laughed like hell. So many kittens. So much death.

Good..... or.... bad?



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