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Where Is JGPH1A?  
User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1822 posts, RR: 4
Posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

So where has this chap mysteriously disappeared to?

Any way we can bring him back, he was a well liked, witty  old  git!

He hasn't been banned, has he?


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1745 times:

He was last seen at McDonalds HQ demanding for a conveyor belt to be built from his local McDonalds to his house. The Conveyor belt would be used to transport 900 burgers a minute directly to JGPH1A.
 Wink



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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1741 times:



 Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc) and hasn't musg time to get on. However, I think the McDonalds explaination is much more plausible Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

Indeed, last I heard he was travelling about Israel and South Korea....



















Looking for possible sites for a new McDonalds restaurant  stirthepot 



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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1724 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc) and hasn't musg time to get on. However, I think the McDonalds explaination is much more plausible

Apparently he really rated the McPoodle burger he had in Korea  Wink



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the  old  git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1693 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

And written is fine. The only thing JGP reads is that paper sheet they put on the McDonalds tray Big grin



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1678 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

Picky, picky!!  tongue  You know what I meant, you heathen Jock git!

Andy  grumpy   old  git



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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1661 times:

I thought he liked Quick better than McDs....hmmm.

at any rate.....hurry your froggie ass back on the net....



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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1619 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 9):
You know what I meant, you heathen Jock git!

 rotfl   rotfl 



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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1604 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the old git could sue us for slander!! Big grin

Slander is when it's spoken.
When it's written, it's libel

Given that Kirkie's lips move when he reads, he's presumably guilty on both counts...  Wink



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User currently offlineCapital146 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2003, 2125 posts, RR: 43
Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1582 times:

Now you come to mention it, I remember him telling me last year that he had a 'milestone' birthday coming up this year (implied it was 40, but I'm not so easily fooled.   )

He was toying with the idea of taking the trans-Siberian express from Moscow to Vladivostock, but perhaps he has chosen Korea instead. Let's hope it's North Korea in his case, just to make things interesting!   Perhaps we should be wishing happy 70th...........ooops.........I mean 40th, to JGPH1A! 

Do we have a cake big enough for the candles?  

[Edited 2006-03-08 20:48:59]


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1568 times:

Quoting Capital146 (Reply 13):
Do we have a cake big enough for the candles?

No, he's already eaten it  Yeah sure



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1530 times:

Is it just me or has OYRJA left the site too?

Thom@s



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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Actually, the spawny git is travelling around various places (Korea etc)

Confirmed, his private jet was seen landing in Seoul the other day.


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User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1518 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 4):
Indeed, last I heard he was travelling about Israel and South Korea....



















Looking for possible sites for a new McDonalds restaurant stirthepot

I guess he read the kosher Mcdonald's thread and wanted to in one of that.

Regds
jush



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1518 times:

I'm touched - I didn't know you cared ! But in the immortal words of Granny Weatherwax

I ATEN'T DEAD !

Just been busy - but I'm keeping an eye on you scruffy lot, don't worry. Now that I have finally got my jet-set executive laptop with hand-cranked WIFI attachment I might be able to log on while on my busy travels and pour richly deserved scorn and vitriol upon your sad selves.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 5):
Apparently he really rated the McPoodle burger he had in Korea

Don't laugh - I had something very dodgy on the way over to Seoul and was violently ill for over a week, and missed out on my trip to Israel. Not fun, and I missed out on going on LX's A340 Business Class - not a happy bunny at all !

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 6):
You know, anywhere other than this forum, and the git could sue us for slander!!

Retract, sir, or you shall hear from my solicitors in the course of the morning !

Kirkie - in case I failed to mention it before, you are a drooling crackhead with all the personal charm of a leper's bidet.  wink 

Cheers...
J


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Kirkie - in case I failed to mention it before, you are a drooling crackhead with all the personal charm of a leper's bidet. wink

Welcome back you  grumpy  old  git  Wink

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 16):

Wrong, MD11 = Too small
Only 1 a/c large enough to carry JGPH1A  Wink

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When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
I had something very dodgy on the way over to Seoul

I told you he was in Seoul though! 

[Edited 2006-03-09 13:46:16]


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User currently offlineAirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 978 posts, RR: 10
Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1510 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
When it's written, it's libel

Only when it's untrue, eh?  Wink

AE733



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 22, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1490 times:

Good to see you back Jon. I hope you havent had too much fun travelling the world.

Now, about this retraction? Publish and be damned sirrah! Big grin ( whatever that means Big grin)

Andy  old 



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