TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1339 times:
So about a week ago, I'm walking through this apartment complex. I come accross one of these bikes locked up with a lock-cord. The front tire wasn't locked, so I took it. My plan was to build a unicycle. I tried my best with duct tape and hardware to build a unicycle, but it just wouldn't work.
At midnight last night, I had decided to abandon the unicycle idea and go for the rest of that bike. I walked to the area and found the bike locked to a beam. Lucky for me, the lock-cord wasn't too difficult to cut through.
There was a chick's bike there too, but I can only ride one bike at a time.
Good thing I still have the access code to that apartment complex.
Anyone want to buy a bike? I decided I don't really like the color.