And, to be politically "neutral", I add this hysterical joke at the bottem as well.
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a
box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the
afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her
and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew
what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even
was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, sayin "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I
kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed.
However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.
But now I need to know, why do you keep 3
beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and finally said, "I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put
an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to
do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica.
I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However,
since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times isnot
that bad consdring your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all
that money in the box?"
Bill replied, "Well whenever the box filled up with cans, I took
them to the recycling center and redeemed them for