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Joining The Mile High Club  
User currently offlineSlovacek747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 11335 times:

Is there any way you can legally join the mile high club? Is there an airline that allows this or a special flight you can take to accomplish this achievement? Thanks for the input?

Slovacek747

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User currently offlineDc863 From Denmark, joined Jun 1999, 1558 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 11322 times:

Well they can start by making the can a bit bigger....it's barely large enough for one adult.

User currently offlineWesternA318 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 5713 posts, RR: 24
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 11322 times:

Well, Virgin has come awfully close, lol. All I will say about my membership is that a Continental DC-10 did it for me, lol.


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User currently offlineDLCnxgptjax From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 353 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 11322 times:

I think there used to be an airline that provided the service out of Atlanta. It was on a single engine a/c. I believe they were forced to shut down, but don't quote me on that.

User currently offlineWarreng24 From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 708 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 11181 times:

Charter your own private jet....

User currently offlineNorthstarBoy From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 1863 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11164 times:
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sure, lol, you buy a ticket on a fairly empty widebody (if there is such a thing anymore) you stake yourself out an empty center section row, you get under the blanket with your love.....and if all goes well, you'll recieve your membership card, good luck and have fun trying!


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User currently offlineStudentFlyer From Australia, joined Sep 2004, 688 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11154 times:

Didn't Virgin Atlantic change the baby changing foldable tables in the lav to withstand 600 lbs instead of the normal 30 lbs weight limit due to it being used as a baby-making, and not for baby-changing?  rotfl 

User currently offlineZvezda From Lithuania, joined Aug 2004, 10511 posts, RR: 64
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11143 times:

Do it on a widebody with a large-sized handicap lav in the middle of the night, not when a movie will be ending. Be discreet.

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11134 times:

There was a compnay that was doing a charter bit out of Van Nuys I think. Then the city council got wind of it and had him shut down.

But if you are looking to enter the club, I would suggest starting small-the solo rating.



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User currently offlineSkydrol From Canada, joined Oct 2003, 980 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11068 times:

Quoting StudentFlyer (Reply 6):
Didn't Virgin Atlantic change the baby changing foldable tables in the lav to withstand 600 lbs instead of the normal 30 lbs weight limit due to it being used as a baby-making, and not for baby-changing?

Wow, they are really covering all the bases. How many times do they expect two 300-pounders to go at it within the confines of a lav? And with a baby change table folded down???

Change table is too high up to be of much use. I can assure you all goes well if she leans back over the toilet, with one leg on either side of you. Or you sit on the toilet and she 'sits' on you (this would be useful where space is at a premium), like in a Dash 8.

Quoting L-188 (Reply 8):
But if you are looking to enter the club, I would suggest starting small-the solo rating.

What, Slovacek747 should attempt this is in a Cessna 150?



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User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7344 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11026 times:

Quoting Skydrol (Reply 9):
How many times do they expect two 300-pounders to go at it within the confines of a lav?

LMAO....the mind boggles..... The toilet for 2 300 pounders would be about as effective for lovemaking as a cat flap in an elephant house.... (Go blackadder quotes!)


User currently offlineStudentFlyer From Australia, joined Sep 2004, 688 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 11026 times:

Quoting Skydrol (Reply 9):
Wow, they are really covering all the bases. How many times do they expect two 300-pounders to go at it within the confines of a lav? And with a baby change table folded down???

Well, that was supposed to be a joke, but hey, it could be true at the end of the day..


User currently offlineANother From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 10828 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Is there any way you can legally join the mile high club?

Try taking your wife on a romantic weekend to Denver.


User currently offlineDevil505x From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 10056 times:

Go to Denver the city is a mile high so you would qualify yourself for membership.

User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 10021 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Is there any way you can legally join the mile high club?

I watched a programme a while back on either NGC or Discovery Wings about an airline who own a Leerjet(?) and they allow couples to go up in it and join the infamous club, although I can't remember the company name.

It was in the USA.

RossBaku  Silly


User currently offlineSteph001 From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 315 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 9985 times:

Wow, thanks for bringing the Mile High thread again to life Smile, I would like to join too, but don't tell me to do that on an Embraer Smile.

BTW anyone knows when NW will retire its DC9's (or will they replace them eith DC8's Smile).


User currently offlineIsitsafenow From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 4984 posts, RR: 23
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9947 times:

There is a website called milehighclub.
safe  eyepopping 



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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9910 times:

So if you've messed around in a Metro while it's parked on the ramp, does that still kinda sorta count?  bouncy 

User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9833 times:

Bribe the F.A. ?  Smile


rolf
User currently offlineElpinDAB From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 485 posts, RR: 4
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9791 times:

Alot of flight schools offer mile high flights. Check with a few of your local flight schools to see. They'll usually just curtain off the back seat of a light piston single and let you have at it. (Although you might be the joke for the flight instructors for months to come...)

User currently offlineWesternA318 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 5713 posts, RR: 24
Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9791 times:

Quoting Skydrol (Reply 9):
Change table is too high up to be of much use. I can assure you all goes well if she leans back over the toilet, with one leg on either side of you. Or you sit on the toilet and she 'sits' on you (this would be useful where space is at a premium), like in a Dash 8.

LOL, you mean I dont have to wait until I get to Kingman to change my hunni's oil?  mischievous 



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User currently offlinePlanespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3533 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9458 times:

Quoting Skydrol (Reply 9):
like in a Dash 8.

Dash 8 huh? How romantic...



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User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9342 times:

I've found that that Virgin's economy bathroom on 747's, Delta's bathroom on 767 and MD-11, and most surprisingly BMI's bathroom on the A320 are all sufficient for joining/renewing membership.

As has already been mentioned - book a night flight with a light load, and don't try it as a movie is ending. From my experience, I've found that a good time is when the drinks/meal service is starting - most people are in their seats for a the service, and the F/A's are otherwise occupied to take much notice of a bathroom being in use for an extended amount of time.

Oh, and don't be too loud. Those doors are not very soundproof.

Good luck!


User currently offlineWesternA318 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 5713 posts, RR: 24
Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 9125 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 22):
Oh, and don't be too loud. Those doors are not very soundproof.

Reminds me of watching Tommy Boy when Chris Farley and David Spade make their way to Chicago. Farley trying to change into his normal clothes was the funniest part!
*He's a big dumb animal isn't he folks?*



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User currently offlineTimboflier215 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1342 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 8880 times:

VS were going to put beds on their a/c "for amourous couples" as they put it. but they didnt. guess they didnt want all the extra laundry. joining the club is deff on my 'to-do' list tho!! my friend joined it with an F/A!! v wrong!

25 MTY2GVA : In Chile there was this service some years ago. You could order one or two girls for the flight.
26 Post contains links and images Jhooper : View Large View MediumPhoto © Mark Bondor With a cabin like this, yea you could probably get away with it!
27 Post contains links Emorypilot : A quick search of Google revealed a place in Chicago that does these. Quite pricey for a "sightseeing" trip. http://www.skydivecsc.com/zone/mile_high_
28 TheFlyGuy2 : My buddy from highschool tried it and said that at the end it got bumby, and lets just say he missed his target. He said the bathroom was a mess after
29 JAGflyer : You have to be having sex with someone for it to qualify. I don't think "self-release" counts. If it did we'd all be members. Signed 99.99% of A.net
30 TheFlyGuy2 : JAGflyer: He was having sex with his girlfriend. It just got so bumpy that it slipped out and he shot all over.
31 Mudboy : If your wife only has a snack in your seat, instead of the full meal in the lav, do you still qualify for elite status? Or do you have to go all the w
32 TheFlyGuy2 : Mudboy, What exactley do you mean?
33 Post contains links CaptainJon : yea on a EWR-LAX flight in a B738, the loo is rather cramped and the queue of people waiting i think it will be rather obvious. though i did see this
34 Mudboy : Meaning do you have to go all the way to qualify for elite status, or do you quailify if she takes care of you with the same thing she eats with?
35 Post contains images Steph001 : I don't want her to take care of me with fork and knive
36 Mudboy : It was a poor attempt at humor!!
37 113312 : Most places have laws against public fornication.
38 Post contains images MarkATL : Well...uh...one must take into account the structual needs to withstand the average ft-lbs of pressure being exerted. MarkATL (initial membership 198
39 Post contains links Captain_777 : There you are... http://www.milehighatlanta.com/pages/1/index.html
40 MajorNelson : ROFLMAO !! Funniest thing Ive read on here yet ! Ive heard that the rear cargo area on the 747 Combi's is/was pretty active for crewmembers. A friend
41 Post contains images MarkATL : Speak for yourself....I WANT DETAILS!!
42 Post contains images TinkerBelle : It's now safe to say I've seen everything to say on A.net if I'm really reading about this. LMAO Great ideas though...some of which I might even try i
43 Post contains images RICARIZA : My parents didn't approve a car at my age, so my first car in Colombia when I was about 16 y/o was a used Renault 4 that I have to purchase with my o
44 WesternA318 : Last time I renewed my membership...2005 CDG-IAH on Peter Max...OH YEAH BABY!
45 Cancidas : my fiance and i had no problems in the F class lav on a BA 744.... though we got caught the first time around. the FA just asked us not to do that on
46 Cainanuk : Why in the hell would you want to? I mean number 1, it is disrespectful to fellow passengers, number 2 it is illegal (lewd conduct and public fornicat
47 Post contains images Dc863 : Being in an empty First class cabin it might be possible. However trying the dirty deed in today's cramped oversold Y class cabins is impossible and t
48 Post contains images FlightShadow : Said very well. Welcome to my RU.
49 MajorNelson : I'm surprised it took this long for the first bucket of cold water to be thrown on this conversation. Obviously another uptight A.nett-er who doesnt
50 MarkATL : If you're in the lav, how are you in public? Also the aircraft is legally soverign to the airline in flies for i.e. Lufthansa = German Law, KLM = Dut
51 777STL : I'd imagine a good time to do it would be in the middle of a night flight in one of the aft most lavs in a 744. In most configs there are four lavs ba
52 StudentFlyer : I Agree with MajorNelson, why did you two even bother to read and reply to this thread if what you think of this topic is out of hand? Welcome to the
53 Cainanuk : So do you think that in Germany or Holland it is acceptable behaviour to screw in a public toilet? It absolutely is NOT. And like I said, furthermore
54 Vegasplanes : Your Kids = Your Problem People trying to join the Mile High Club in private, out of peoples way, is MUCH less of a disrespect to fellow passengers t
55 Post contains links MarkATL : Quoting Cainanuk (Reply 53): if my KIDS end up seeing you Why would your children be breaking into a locked lav? Personally after reading your little
56 StudentFlyer : Also, again, very well said by Vegasplanes. Thank you for bringing that up. Don't you think kids crying inside the cabin is something of a nuisance t
57 Cadet57 : Wow, that has to be the stupidest thing Ive read so far in this thread. and thats saying something as this is most likely the dumbest thing ive ever
58 WesternA318 : Must be a mormon....
59 FlightShadow : If I were in a plane, anywhere remotely near a lav where people were very noisily encompassed in a "full-body-hug," I would find that disturbing. It w
60 MarkATL : There is only a few people in this world who would actually want their government to impose puritanical restrictions on consenting adults behind a lo
61 Post contains images WesternA318 : Hehe, FlightShadow, absolutely right. That's why the ladies Ive been with so far up there have been of the quiet type...
62 Post contains images IFEMaster : For what it's worth, my induction was the reverse of yours...I was the passenger and she was a Virgin F/A (VS that is...she CLEARLY wasn't a virgin).
63 Post contains images Hagic : I got my 'membership' on flight Varig 8679, Jan 18, 1999. I was scared, though (I didn't want to spend some jail time in Brazil) but everything 'worke
64 CRGsFuture : Gotta agree with you FlightShadow.
65 Onetogo : Wow, didnt know that was included in a F/A job description. How did you pull that one off?
66 Zvezda : Welcome to my Respected Users list!!
67 Vegasplanes : Thank You Thank You You expect me or society to change their ways so somebody else's kid is not offended. That riduculous, these parents have the chi
68 Zvezda : Certainly bringing a small child onto an airplane is more offensive and anti-social than making love in the privacy of the lavatory. The only small c
69 Post contains images StudentFlyer : You're welcome, Vegasplanes Yes, my feelings exactly! Glad to know someone is not narrowminded like others
70 Post contains images FlightShadow : Oh wow. Does anyone else see the flaw in the 'comparing normal child behavior to sex in an airplane' logic? Oh wow again. It's almost all I can do to
71 Legacytravel : I hope you grow old and are very lonely for a statement like that. If it was not deemed socially offensive sex in a aircraft lavatory would be legal.
72 RICARIZA : Pleasee nobody add me to their RR list.. I don't wanna be on your RR because of my adventures on a plane.. lol! The RR seems to be the new currency ar
73 Legacytravel : Vegasplanes, Society already states having sex on a airplane is offensice and deemed that a crime already so you should change your ways so that you
74 Vegasplanes : Now what part of, "In private, out of peoples way" would lead you or any other family out there to observe what is going on in closed bathroom. And y
75 Legacytravel : It is called being a child. Some are very spoiled and dont no when to stop. However they are not breaking any laws either. Mark in MKE
76 United737522 : You know, my friends don't tell me about their, ummmm...., encounters. I did not know this was an appropriate topic of discussion. Yeah, your "buddy.
77 Zvezda : I saw lots of adults having sex when I was a child. Big deal. American children are much more harmed by viewing an abundance of violence than by view
78 AA777223 : I think the rest of society will thank you for not reproducing. Trashy.
79 Post contains images Omand1 : I wonder if Trump would consider letting two of his "Apprentices" use his 727-100 for the ultimate "Reward"? Some a-netters need to grow a sense of hu
80 Legacytravel : I agree with you 100%. My children see affection between my wife and myself everyday but they don't see us having sex there is a difference. I always
81 Post contains images Legacytravel : I wonder if the lucky guy could satisfy the lady, that when he landed he the "YOUR FIRED". Regards, Mark in MKE
82 WesternA318 : Wow, when did this thread turn into a Parenting thread from a thread about JOINING the mile high club?
83 ANX4fishing : Anyone score with an on-duty F/A while joining the club? That should merit a gold star on the Mile High certificate. ANX
84 Post contains images Zvezda : It was highjacked by some prudes who think that sex is somehow dirty and that children shouldn't know about it until they're 21. They think that seme
85 Zvezda : I had the chance once, but she was about 50 and fat. I passed. I only did it once and that was with someone I was travelling with. I'm not big on sex
86 Post contains images WesternA318 : Man, I deal with that enough from the Mormons here in Utah (most of them anyways), Friggin conservatives...
87 MarkATL : Does it count if you were already dating her and traveling on a pass?
88 Legacytravel : When I decided to teach my kids about sex is my business not some ASS who cannot control his impulses to have sex when there are kids 2 feet away. Wh
89 Post contains images FlightShadow : Can we get back to the fun parts of this thread? like this
90 AA777223 : What the hell?! Just because people do not want the pleasure of seeing you and alll your "glory" on a plane, they suddenly have some kind of an appro
91 Legacytravel : I doubt it. Must a complete stranger. There was a absolutly stunning F/A on a TED flight from DEN to LAS she was tempting to ask right in front of my
92 Post contains images Legacytravel : You said it all, Regards, Mark in MKE
93 Post contains images FlightShadow : on a lighter note In another thread (can't remember which) someone rumored that the VS A380s will have a brothel disguised as a tanning salon?
94 Uafedexflyboy : 2 day ago on HP 939 OGG-LAS, ship 910, aft lav, port side, at 39,000 ft!!! Let's just say I got my elite membership and then some...... Here's the fun
95 Post contains images Omand1 : Has there not been some thought to Holiday Inn or some other Hotelier putting rooms on-board the A-380? Imagine this, you leave the kiddies to watch t
96 Zvezda : Been there, done that -- discreetly of course. I was supine and she mounted me wearing a long flowing skirt. The little kids running around where obl
97 MarkATL : I don't know of any law baning what two people do in a bathroom. I guess if an F/A tells you to knock it off, you could get busted for disobeying a f
98 Post contains images Zvezda : Fun, but classy. Totally agree.
99 AA777223 : I should clarify, If its in the toilet and no one knows, then no one can be upset, but no one wants to see it out in the open!
100 Post contains images Omand1 : Do you think that J.T and Kelly Preston have "joined the club"? Could you imagine running around the V-Jet naked at Fl380? Might be kinda drafty..
101 Flyguy595 : For all the people against the tread you might as well get ride of your computer too because there are many many more sick things online that can be a
102 Legacytravel : I agree with your last post. All I am saying is that if there are kids around just wait until later. I respect your right to have a good time in a la
103 MarkATL : Just 'cause you're politically Conservative, you don't have to be socially Conservative too. The two are totally separate.
104 Zvezda : I don't think anyone here has suggested that you have to. Just keep in mind that your children have seen or will see someone doing it (if not you), w
105 Legacytravel : it is called lewd and lacivious behavior. and it is "banning" not baning. Dont take me serious on the spelling error. regards, Mark in MKE
106 Supa7E7 : The luggage bin of a Gulfstream V behind the lav has windows and carpeting. A pretty nice location if you don't want to upset the rest of the pax.
107 WesternA318 : Supa, I have tried it in there, for my frame, it was JUST A TAD confining, kinna like when I had sex in a coffin...
108 Post contains images FlightShadow : what a way to die
109 Rampart : My wife is bemused by this website. I told her about the conversation du jour. As to how to "join the mile high club", she suggests: DROP THE AIRLINE
110 Zvezda : That's very cool (assuming your partner was alive at the time). (I did it in a graveyard on Halloween -- with a living partner.) But why did you have
111 MarkATL : That would be open to interpretation especially if the door was closed and locked. Now if one of the participants was shall we say expressing their p
112 WesternA318 : LOL, I used to be a RABID KISS fan, and Gene Simmons made $3500 off of me for one of the Limited Edition KISS Caskets. and yes, my partners were aliv
113 Post contains images Skydrol : And this is what is so wrong. Because often those same parents who are worried about 'protecting' their children from this aspect of life often turn
114 Legacytravel : Go for it just keep her quiet. LOL and as for the spelling well what can I say is spelled interpretation. Regards, Mark in MKE
115 Post contains images Zvezda : WesternA318, that's sick but in cool way. Did you do it with the coffin open or closed?
116 MarkATL : Geeze, it's like I'm back in the fourth grade. Okay teach, I went back and fixed that one.[Edited 2006-03-20 07:14:22]
117 Legacytravel : We need to know if the other person is deceased or not. A closed casket??? Hmmm isnt that for people who died a violent death and are dismembered. Is
118 United737522 : Conception is a lot different than an urge to sexually relieve yourself. I am fine if someone really wants to try and conceive in there in private wi
119 WesternA318 : It was closed, both times. It was in a closed casket both times I done it. The others were not deceased, lol. Well as for ugly, the mormon girl...buc
120 MarkATL : And you're here to judge who or what is "normal"? Your extreme arrogance is beyond me. Such a statement is narcissistic to near Nazi proportions.
121 Post contains images Zvezda : There are two kinds of arrogance. There are people who are arrogant about the things they have done and there are people who are arrogant about the t
122 Post contains images MarkATL : Holly crap!!! I just read United737522's profile. I've been arguing with a teenager! On that note, I'm gonna call it a night. Scooter can think what h
123 Zvezda : Arguing with a virgin about sex is like arguing with pig about geometry. Neither party will benefit.
124 WesternA318 : LOL, amen to that. Although cut the kid some slack, he's probably just showing off to his buddies at school.
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