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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Click here to find out how long you have left to live.

41 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1513 times:

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, June 3, 2039
Seconds left to live...

1,047,723,500


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24914 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1513 times:

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, June 24, 2057



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8443 posts, RR: 10
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1513 times:
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How many people have passed since the last time this was discussed, what was it, about a month ago?


After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1504 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
2039



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
2057

Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1492 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?

Dunno but I'm down for 2009! Sounds acccurate lol!  scared 


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1485 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 5):
Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
Does this take the expected life term of 80 years?

Dunno but I'm down for 2009! Sounds acccurate lol!

Hey get out and have fun then  Big grin
Run up the old credit cards.. get lots on HP and let the banks suffer lol


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1485 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 6):
let the banks suffer

They don't though, your next of kin does!


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1482 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
They don't though, your next of kin does!

Not when I worked for the bank


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1476 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 8):
Not when I worked for the bank

Of course they do otherwise every bugger would do it! Go out spend a million quid, kill yourself! The next of kin inherit the debt!


User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1468 times:

Normal: Saturday, October 11, 2053
Pessimistic: Tuesday, September 2, 2036
Sadisitic: Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Optimistic: Friday, November 8, 2069


User currently offlineSoylentgreen From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 244 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1468 times:

Run the same numbers three times, you'll get three different dates.

User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4274 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Normal:
Thursday, October 28, 2055
1,565,344,714 seconds left to live.

Optimistic:
Saturday, December 9, 2073
2,137,053,397 seconds left to live

Texan



"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
User currently offlineBCNGRO From Andorra, joined Oct 2004, 584 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

God, that's horrible!  worried  no 


At the bus station, buses stop. At the train station, trains stop. At my desk, I have a work station.
User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1436 times:

Im going to live till 2065.
I suppose its quite long but for all i know i could walk outside and get struck down by a car!

Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineMD11junkie From Argentina, joined May 2005, 3146 posts, RR: 58
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1431 times:

Friday, September 21, 2057
Seconds left to live...
1,625,305,046


LOL

Cheers! wave 
Gastón - The MD11 Junkie



There is no such thing as Boeing vs Airbus as the queen of the skies has three engines, winglets and the sweetest nose!
User currently offlineDba4U From Germany, joined Mar 2005, 661 posts, RR: 14
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1415 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, June 24, 2057

Actually they should have included a drinker / non drinker option as well... Big grin


I'm about to live till Thursday, February 16, 2062


User currently offlineScott2187 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1415 times:

October 25, 2077 as a smoker.
October 26, 2075 as a non-smoker.


looks like i'll keep smoking.



“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1406 times:

Quoting Scott2187 (Reply 17):
October 25, 2077 as a smoker.
October 26, 2075 as a non-smoker.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1406 times:

Quoting Scott2187 (Reply 17):
looks like i'll keep smoking.

Good idea. They say it takes 10 years off your life. But by then I'll be a dribblin vegetable so I wont care


User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, January 25, 2060
Seconds left to live...
1,699,262,356

Hmm... I'll be 92. Anyone want to play in the nursing home rock band with me?


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 20):
Anyone want to play in the nursing home rock band with me?

Can I be drums?  Big grin


User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3765 posts, RR: 13
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, June 3, 2039
Seconds left to live...

OMG, that's my birthday!  eek 

Anyway, I'll depart this world on March 15th, 2059. So I get to be 74 years old, even though I smoke. The "sadistic-mode" gives me 16 years to live, which is still plenty, I think...

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1368 times:

Quoting Doona (Reply 22):
March 15th, 2059. So I get to be 74 years old, even though I smoke

Bloody hell. I'll be 100  old 


User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3765 posts, RR: 13
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1357 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 23):
Bloody hell. I'll be 100

Then you should definetly take up smoking, mate.

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
25 Post contains links and images Cosec59 : I am a dedicated smoker Why Are Non-smokers So Intolerant? (by Cosec59 Mar 18 2006 in Non Aviation)
26 Post contains images Doona : Power to you, man. Well, since you're already utilizing the Sticks of Wonder, I recommend taking up other "life-threatening" activities, like squatti
27 Post contains images Cosec59 : 3 times a day Do 1976 Triumph 2.5 PI's count?
28 Post contains images Doona : OK, I'm all out of ideas... Cheers Mats
29 Post contains images Vhqpa : lol it changed for me when I clicked the "Check your death clock" button again first I was due to depart 7 April 2040 making me 51 years old then 25 M
30 Scott2187 : yeah, mine said i would be over 90 both times... i highly doubt that will happen.
31 Post contains images Airdolomiti : I did a little comparison, smoker vs non-smoker...interesting results! Normal: Tuesday, March 23, 2060 (non-smoker: same) Pessimistic: Monday, Februar
32 AsstChiefMark : Hmm... April 13, 1998. I'm dead. Maybe I'm in Hell. That would explain a lot. Mark
33 Thom@s : It just accured to me that this deathclock thing may not be 100% reliable... Thom@s
34 Cactus739 : February 23 2067.... WOohooo!
35 Post contains links AlexPorter : Tuesday, January 18, 2061. According to this one: http://community.sparknotes.com/death/ which goes into more detail but is also semi-humorous, I will
36 GSM763 : Your Personal Day of Death is... Sunday, December 6, 2065 Seconds left to live... 1,884,064,924
37 Jamesbuk : DAMN if i was female id live an extra 5 years!! plus id get to play with boobs all day, what more could you wish for!! Now what was the name of that s
38 Jamie757 : Your Personal Day of Death is... Tuesday, July 16, 2069 Seconds left to live...1,997,936,332 89 years of age, I doubt it!! Rgds.
39 Carmenlu15 : Your Personal Day of Death is... Tuesday, September 26, 2062 Seconds left to live... 1,783,204,795 Only 79 years? Dunno... my great-grandma passed awa
40 Concordemach2 : Hi Same date for me 3 times in a row. I will be 75 but apparently (from the same PC) my neighbour and his son are also going to die at the same age.
41 YYZflyer : I did it three times: 1. Your Personal Day of Death is... Monday, December 14, 2082 Seconds left to live... 2,421,041,309 2. Your Personal Day of Deat
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