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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

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A third of Brits make phone calls while stark bollock naked, according to research from the Post Office, with four in ten blokes and three in ten lasses letting it all hang out while chatting on the blower.

If you thought that was naughty, think again. One in ten of those quizzed admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves, with two thirds guilty of watching TV instead of concentrating on the call.

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/24/naked_calls/

So.......who here talks on the phone while in the buff? I dont think I ever have...


That'll teach you
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User currently offlineGman94 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 1239 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1730 times:

Depends if the phone goes when I've got nothing on, it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.


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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1726 times:

There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1724 times:

Quoting Gman94 (Reply 1):
Depends if the phone goes when I've got nothing on, it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.

That, of course, depends on whether you want to talk to the person at the front door Big grin

Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!! Big grin

Andy  old  and wrinkly



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User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1720 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!!

Oh My! Are we talking from years of experience there Andy?  biggrin 

Lew


User currently offlineGman94 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 1239 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1717 times:

Don't worry about talking on the phone naked, who is sitting at home chatting on here in their birthday suit, makes me ill just thinking about it. Big grin


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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12569 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1659 times:
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I've done everything naked - except travel on public transport or attend a business meeting. bigthumbsup 


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User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1659 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 6):
I've done everything naked - except travel on public transport

Been to school?



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User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2297 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1632 times:

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 2):
There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!

The only trouble with it is that you can't flush - otherwise it gives the game away  Wink

BF



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User currently offlineABfemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1623 times:

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 2):
There's something quite satisfying about holding a telephone conversation doing your business whilst sitting on the toilet!

Yeah, have to admit that I have done that after answering the call and took the phone with me to the loo - talking as if I am in the lounge !!

 Big grin


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

Ive spoken to a few of my friends while they have been doing there business. One even flushed. Bit freaky i must say.

User currently offlineScott2187 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 8):
The only trouble with it is that you can't flush - otherwise it gives the game away

i flush afterwards... then i get "did you just pee while talking to me"
"no, i took a crap"

i've also payed attention to the tv for 10 minutes instead of listening to the conversation on the phone.



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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12569 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1566 times:
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Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 7):
Been to school?

You've never had the dream about going to school naked? eek 



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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1556 times:

If anyone wishes to phone me while I'm naked get in touch. It's £30 a minute plus your standard mobile rates apply. All major credit cards accepted.  Wink  Big grin

User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1552 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 13):
All major credit cards accepted.

I hope thats for a refund


User currently offline747400F From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1548 times:

I wonder why someone eben bother do the reseach. Why? too much time on their hands?

User currently offlineEgmcman From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 898 posts, RR: 8
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1548 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Opening the door to the Jehova's Witness' stark, bollock naked has a decidedly traumatic effect on their desire to preach!!

Actually that happened to my former boss (a woman) when she was sun bathing naked in her garden and they came round the back of her house 

[Edited 2006-03-27 19:32:05]

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1535 times:

Quoting Egmcman (Reply 16):
that happened to my former boss (a woman)

Yeah but is she fit or a real minger?  Wink


User currently offlineEgmcman From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 898 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1514 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 17):
Yeah but is she fit or a real minger?

Depends if you appreciate cosmetic surgery.


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1502 times:

Quoting Egmcman (Reply 18):
Depends if you appreciate cosmetic surgery

Boobs, yes...face, no. Big grin


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3533 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1483 times:

Chatting on the blower? What is a "blower".


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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1481 times:

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 20):
Chatting on the blower? What is a "blower".

The telephone.


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3533 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1475 times:

I've talked/emailed in the "stark bollock naked". Embarrassment Embarrassment


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User currently offlinePawsleykat From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 1978 posts, RR: 11
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 6 hours ago) and read 1404 times:

Quoting Gman94 (Reply 1):
it's not like you have to rush around putting clothes on like when the front door goes.

I don't rush around. I just hide behind the door.  Smile Smile Smile

And yes to the original Question. I do talk on the phone in the buff. It's fun and the person that you are talking to doesn't ever have to know.

JG



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User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 5 hours ago) and read 1384 times:

Ever been on your mobile while shitting the crap out of you ???

Regards
jush



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User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 25, posted (8 years 6 months ago) and read 1363 times:

Quoting Jush (Reply 24):
Ever been on your mobile while shitting the crap out of you ???

Yes many many times - and they say men cannot do 2 things at once !!!.

 Smile



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