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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3583 posts, RR: 4
Posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 4215 times:

Ned Flanders: I've got family here from all over the world.
José Flanders: Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, señor.
Ned Flanders: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Charmed. [nudged by Ned] Uh, a-googly-doogly.
Ned Flanders: Ha ha. Terrific.


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User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 4197 times:

Homer:Doh!!
Homer:Ahh crap.
Professor Frink: Hoimon glaven!( no idea haw to spell it )



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineDragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3997 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4178 times:

Bart (yelling to a baseball player): You throw like my sister, man!
Lisa (yelling to same baseball player Bart was): Yeah, you throw like me!

Bart to Homer: “No offence, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a whole lot funner than your half-assed overparenting.

Homer: There, there, Bart. If something's hard, then it's not worth doing.

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"

Homer: "You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right - no, the duty - to make a complete ass of myself!



Don't give up don't ever give up - Jim Valvano
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4175 times:

Homer: D'oh
Lisa: A deer
Marge: A female deer


User currently offlineHBIHLtoEZE From Switzerland, joined Aug 2004, 282 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4175 times:

Ralph Wiggum:

The breath of my cat smells of cat food  cool 



Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.
User currently offlineEMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9364 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4160 times:

Marge: Homer, your said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday...!!
Homer: WooHooo, FOUR DAY WEEKEND....!!



"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"
User currently offlineGLAGAZ From UK - Scotland, joined Feb 2004, 1983 posts, RR: 10
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4157 times:

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Gaz



Neutrality means that u don't really care cos the struggle goes on even when ur not there, blind and unaware
User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3047 posts, RR: 28
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 4141 times:

Ralph Wiggum Qoutes

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."


User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 4131 times:

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."


User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10350 posts, RR: 26
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 4125 times:

Ralph (upon seeing Marge crying): "Her eyes need diapers!"

Barney: "I made a movie???"

Bart: "I have to tell you something. I think all girls are stinkypants."
Girl: "That took a lot of courage."

Girl: "There's no such thing as cooties, cootie-shots...or cootie insurance!"
Bart: "But State Farm took my money..."

Lou: "Well that made us look bad, huh Chief?"
Chief: "Just slink away, boys, slink away."

Bart: "Take'em away, boys."
Chief: "Hey that's my line! Bake'em away, toys."

Criminal-Guy (I forget his name): "The race begins when I yank down my girlfriend's tube top."
(Girlfriend looks horrified)
Guy: "What? I'm just trying to bring you into my world!"

El-Souveniros-Jackitos Guy: "If my jacket burns, then I burn with her. For I would rather die than have people not know what stores I've been to."

I hope I got those all correct.

~Vik



How can I be an admiral without my cap??!
User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3583 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 4110 times:

Homer: As soon as I get finish school I'm so outta here!
Otto: Dude! Your mom is hot (in reference to Marge)

Homer: I owe it all to Yes-I-Cannabis!



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User currently offlineFutureUALpilot From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2608 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 4109 times:

Principal Skinner: Would you support taxes to fund school programs?

Homer: Hell no! I'm saving up for a speedboat!




Just heard that today....got a good chuckle.



Life is better when you surf.
User currently offlineHPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 4102 times:

Homer: Son, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.



Ralph Wiggum: I bent my wookie!


User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 4088 times:

That Family Guy lovefest was making me sick! Thanks for starting this...I got all these on a forward from a fellow Simpsons freak a couple of years back

Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im.

Homer: Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!

Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's
that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Homer (giving a lecture on marriage): What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."

Homer (reading Internet for Dummies): Wow... they've got the Internet on
computers now?

Marge: You know, it's funny... your father and my mother both seem very
lonely.
Homer: Tee hee hee hee hee! That is funny!

Homer: A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now
why God portions it out in those little packets.

Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees?
Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees
at you?

Lisa (reading invitation): "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

Homer: (Offering Lisa a donut.) Donut?
Lisa: Uhh... got any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What
about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful...magical
animal.

Doctor: (Eating a hot dog) Delicious!
Homer: I've got the presciption for you, Doctor... another hot beef
injection! (Hands him a hot dog)

Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or
a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren was never a stripper!
Homer: Oh, now who's being naive?

Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

Homer: For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're
making a scene."

Homer (Upon finding out he's been admitted to college): (Singing) I am
so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie...where our beds and TV... is.

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat!

Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the
ceiling.
(Marge pries the waffle off the ceiling.)
Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch)
mmm... sacrelicious.

Homer: Mmmm... beer.

Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible
cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except
this guy.

Homer: Mmmm... invisible cola.

Lenny: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?
Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Homer: Mmmm... free goo.

Big brother representative: Now, Mr. Simpson, may I ask why you're
here?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Ummm... revenge?
Homer's brain: Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. (step step step step
step... slam)

Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's
get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!

Homer: Ah, Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk...

Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?

Homer: Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! (chugs beer)

Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo, that's bad.
Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate...
Homer:
Old man: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

Homer: Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Homer: If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporhing events, it's not whether
you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson
is, never try.

Homer: Mmmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. 64 (munch munch
munch)...63 (munch munch munch)
(cut to much later)
Homer: 2... (munch munch munch) ... 1 (munch munch munch)
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.

Homer: Mmmmm... floor pie.

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty...THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO
HELL! (Starts sobbing uncontrollably)

Homer: Ahhh... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Homer: Mmmm... bowling alley fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... urinal fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... elephant fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... soylent green.

Homer: Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things.

Homer: Awww... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo hoo!

Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I
thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was painful and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

Homer (Looking at a "nudie deck"): "The girls of the internet." Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.

Homer: Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...

Homer (praying): Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch munch).

Homer: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Apu: Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?
Homer: Uhhh... spray the boy.

Homer: (On George Bush) I didn't vote for him!
Marge: You didn't vote for anybody.
Homer: I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. Then I
became deeply cynical.

Homer: Rock stars... is there anything they don't know?

Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back
here, anyway.

Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid
sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!

At the Chili Cookoff
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One, two... hey, what's the big idea?
Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail?
Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see.

George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev! Heh, what are you doing here?
Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house. Instead, find you grappling with local oaf.
Homer: Oh, brought some of your commie friends to help you fight dirty, eh?
George: But Mikhail, they put a wig on my head, my memoirs --
Barbara: George! This is the last straw. You apologize to Homer right now!
George: But Bar, [quietly] we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians.
Barbara: [reproachful] George...
George: [pause] Yes, dear.
Mikhail: [speaks Russian to his driver, and laughs]


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3583 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 4068 times:

Ned: (to Moe) And you are a ugly, hate-filled MAN!
Moe: I may be ugly, and I may be hate-filled, but I'm not a-what was that last thing you said?



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User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 4064 times:

"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Ooopps wrong Simpson.


User currently offlineBoeingfanyyz From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 991 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 4055 times:

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 15):
Ooopps wrong Simpson.

Actually, Simpson did not say that, but it was his lawyer (Cochran, I believe) who said that infamous line.

Please correct me if im wrong!

Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 



"If it aint boeing, it aint going!", "Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard!"
User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 4038 times:

Quoting Boeingfanyyz (Reply 16):
Actually, Simpson did not say that, but it was his lawyer (Cochran, I believe) who said that infamous line.

Please correct me if im wrong!

You're right. Was just tryin to make a joke.


User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 4037 times:

Bart: Gee, sorry I was born.
Homer: You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear that.

Bart: (to Moe on phone) Is there a Mr Jass there, first name Hugh?
Moe: Ya just a sec. Is there a Hugh Jass here, everybody I'm looking for a Hugh Jass?
Hugh Jass: Yes I'm Hugh Jass
Moe: Phone call
Hugh: Hello
Bart: Umm, this was supposed to be a prank phone call......bye.
Hugh: Ah, what a nice young lad.



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineNkops From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 2709 posts, RR: 6
Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 4037 times:

Warden: How is a pig suppose to survive in space?

Homer: Air

Warden: There's no air in space.

Homer: But there's an air and space museum.



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User currently offlineEGTESkyGod From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1712 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4005 times:
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Comic Book Guy: "Pardon me, "SANTOS"... if that is your real name.... BART SIMPSON...... but your phoney credit card is no good here... now make like my pants... and split!"


Duffman: "Are you ready for some Duff love?!"
Duffman: "Duffman is THRUSTING in the direction of the problem!"
Duffman: "That brown patch needs a little H-2-Ooooooh.... OOOOOOOOOOH, yeah!!"


Bart: "There's no such thing as a sole, it's just something you're parents make up to scare you, like the booger man or Michael Jackson!"
(as a Michael Jackson fan, I still found that hilarious!)

Homer: "Every time I learn something new it pushes old stuff out of my brain."

Homer (on meeting Tony Blair): "Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr Bean!"



I came, I saw, I Concorde! RIP Michael Jackson
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3993 times:

Best Homer line ever:

(Referring to Homer's patented moon-waffles, made with waffle batter, caramels and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter)

"Mmmmmm - fattennninggggg !"

 rotfl 


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 22, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3992 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 21):
Best Homer line ever:

(Referring to Homer's patented moon-waffles, made with waffle batter, caramels and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter)

"Mmmmmm - fattennninggggg !"

I thought that was your line JGP...  duck 



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 23, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3988 times:

Marge: Wow, look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.
Homer: Get used to it, honey. From now on, we'll be spelling everything with letters.



No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
User currently offlineOA412 From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 5374 posts, RR: 24
Reply 24, posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3983 times:

Homer: Son, if you really want something in life you have to work hard for it, NOW QUIET, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Marge: Homer are those bowling balls filled with liquor?
Homer: I can explain Marge! Please let me explain! Oh, why won't you let me explain!

Street Vendor: I have Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Ewww, blech, yuck...I'll take a crab juice.

Sherry (or Terry. How to tell them apart?): I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

Bart: We're going to live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings!

Jimbo: Nice PJ's Simpson. Did you're mommy buy'em for you?
Bart: Of course she did, who else would have?
Jimbo (dumbfounded): All right, you win this round Simpson.

Homer (attempting to immitate Mr. Burns): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know!

Burns: I need this letter sent to the Prussian consulate in Siam via Aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Postal Clerk (sounding like the squeaky-voiced-teen): Ummm, I'll have to check the manual
Burns: Bah, Ignorance!

Mmmmm, organized crime
Mmmmm, elephant fresh
Mmmmm, urinal fresh
Mmmmm, bowling fresh



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25 Brendan03 : This is one of my favorites Bart reading from Cue Cards homer wrote: Bart: Hello Mr... [Hesitation] Curns, Me bort, Me need money, Me sick Homer: Oooh
26 EGTESkyGod : Mrs Lovejoy: "They were having S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!" Krusty: "SEX Cauldren?! I thought they closed that place down!!" Krusty: "Lets
27 MattRB : Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip™! Ralph: I sleep in a drawer.
28 JAGflyer : Homer: Now we can get in on that Quimby lawsuit. Show your mother Bart. Bart: (in Quimby accent) Mayah Quimby is my er-a-fatha. Gimme one million doll
29 Carmenlu15 : "Mmm... unprocessed fishsticks" "Mmm... ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts" "Mmm... chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor... triple chocolate!"
30 DAL767400ER : Lisa: "This is not a Delta hub" Homer: "Must destroy mankind!" (watch beeps) "Oh, lunch break" Moe: "Yeah, Moe's Tavern, home of the world's smallest
31 Senorcarnival : Homer, to Human-Killing Robots at Itchy and Scratchy Land: No one ruins my family's vacation except me!
32 Nkops : Anybody remember the episode when they changed the flight pattern of Springfield airport to go right over the Simpsons home?? The professor was on his
33 Post contains images Senorcarnival : Yeah, and Lisa is sitting on the ground, bracing herself while listening to the sound of the jets, saying: "There goes the 10:15 from Phoenix, here c
34 Senorcarnival : A couple of the music choices on this show always made me laugh too. When Marge goes to Rancho Relaxo and Lisa and Bart stay at Patty and Selma's, Hom
35 Post contains images DAL767400ER : Yup,hence my Lisa quote in reply 30 . Best episode ever, IMO.
36 Nkops : I agree... I thought it was hilarious, and I was working at US at the time.
37 Planespotting : Said again at again at sporting events when someone boo's: Crowd: Booooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooo Mr. Burns: Why are they booing me? Smithers: The
38 Vikkyvik : I love how, reading all these quotes, you hear all the characters' voices like the episode is going on in your head. Not many shows about which I can
39 Senorcarnival : This episode is on now. What a coincidence.
40 EGTESkyGod : "And maybe the boy!" Is a bit of a coincidence, eh?!
41 EmiratesA345 : Two of my favourites... love them! Mark
42 LTU932 : Do you mean Snake or Fat Tony with Criminal-Guy? Some other quotes I know: Bart: Eat my shorts! Burns: Excellent! Homer: Increase my killing power, e
43 EGTESkyGod : Superintendant Chalmers: "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded' I immediately thought of the word "SKINNER?!" USAF Guy: "Th
44 Post contains links Brendan03 : Haha Definetly! I used to watch Frasier at 7:30pm here when it was on and the simpsons at 8, All the time I'd see Kelsey Grammer doing the closing li
45 EddieGunsmoke : Homer: Dog for sale! Dog for sale! Dr. Hibbert: How much for the dog? Homer: He's not for sale.
46 ConcordeMach2 : Willy (Singing) "Im so drunk I can barely see but it helps me get through another day! My stomach is full of Haggis and beer, Ive got to go puke in so
47 Vikkyvik : Snake (he has the snake tattoo on his arm, right?) I hear ya on that one. I had no idea that Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce played those charac
48 Thom@s : Chief Wiggum: "Allright Simpson, you're going in the chair." Homer: *Gasp* Wiggum: "The interrigation chair." Homer: *phew* Wiggum: "Plug it in boys!"
49 Planespotting : good quote, i'll complete it for ya: *moe is hooked up to a lie detector machine* Chief Wiggum: Okay sir you're free to go. Moe: Good cuz I got a hot
50 Jetset25j : Ralf Wiggum: "Go banana!"
51 LTU932 : Yup, that's him.
52 JAGflyer : Homer: I'll just push the button for the stimulator.. uhh i mean elevator. Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Like you don't know. We're gonna have sex. Mind
53 Post contains links and images HBIHLtoEZE : Ralph Wiggum again (I like calling my friends 'Ralph Wiggums' if they happen to be sluggish and/ or say something illogical...they know how to take re
54 Nkops : When Homer was going to get revenge on the bear. Bart: I want to go Homer: You can't, you're the last Simpson Bart: So what?? When I grow up , I'm goi
55 Post contains images Thom@s : Thanks, I was miles off... few more... Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, PLEASE save me Superman." Homer: "The sun? Why
56 Brendan03 : From the April fools day episode after Homer goes into hospital: Marge: You lost 5% of your brain! Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh Family: Hahahaha Homer:
57 EGGD : Marge:"Homer, I have someone here who thinks he can help you" Homer:"Is it Batman?" Marge:"No, he's a scientist" Homer:"Batman's a scientist!" Marge:"
58 JAGflyer : Lisa: Miss Hoover called me a PC thug! Homer: I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting! Homer: 2 questions; 1. Wheres the fife a
59 Post contains links Senorcarnival : Um...why is www.snpp.com 's main page currently in Finnish? Anyway...here's one more. From "Treehouse of Horror III" Bart: I've got a story so scary y
60 Post contains images YYZflyer : Homer: AH!!! Marge: Homer you went into a water fountain! Homer: (quivering) Marge: Don't move I'll go get someone. The crowd: Homer: Don't laugh at m
61 Senorcarnival : From "Homer The Clown" Child: It's the Krusty Burglar! Homer: Ohmigod! He's stealing all the burglars! Why you little -- [jumps Krusty Burglar, starts
62 Jetset25j : Grandpa Simpson knocking on homers window: "Helloooo...i'm cold...and there are wolves after me" (Sound of wolves howling in the background)
63 Gunsontheroof : Burns: "Mmmm...The Pawnee have returned...they probably want their souls back."
64 EGTESkyGod : Um.... Did you look at the date?!
65 Post contains images Senorcarnival : Well, it wasn't quite 12midnight here in the States, so I didn't really make the obvious April Fool's connection.
66 EGTESkyGod : Ah, good old time difference!!!
67 Post contains images Vulindlela : I don´t think anybody has added my favorite yet, from my favorite episode, Deep Space Homer: Bart: My dad an astronaut? I feel so much....what´s tha
68 TriStar500 : See my signature. Pretty much also sums up the attitude of many posters in the civil aviation forum.
69 Tockeyhockey : homer on girls playing sports: marge, if the bible has taught us anything -- which it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls sports such as o
70 JAGflyer : Lisa: I'll take 20 on saffron, 20 on golden-rod and 20 on canary. Man: Alrighty, 60 on yellow!
71 Post contains images Senorcarnival : It's always a reliable excuse when dealing with people in different time zones. It's even on a Simpsons episode, observe: Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30p
72 Senorcarnival : Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
73 Gunsontheroof : Ms. Hoover: "Just try and sleep while the other children learn." Ralph: "Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" Kang (or Kodos): "Set course for Bobdole!"
74 Myt332 : I actually say "I don't, knowww" in a homer style voice to people now. I get some funny looks back.
75 EGTESkyGod : Jimbo (to Nelson): "Dude..... You kissed a girl!! That is sooooo GAY!"
76 GLAGAZ : Homer: Well hes got all the money in the world, but theres one thing he can't buy... Marge: Whats that? Homer: (pause).......A dinosaur!! Gaz
77 Post contains images YeahitsK : Stupid, but my all time favorite: The scene/episode where Homer runs a daycare facility and flees the awards ceremony (after being exposed as a lout)
78 AA777 : Homer: mmmm....organized crime. Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Ho
79 Post contains images OA412 : LMAO...Classic!
80 Senorcarnival : Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card! Fland
81 JAGflyer : Grampa: I met Homer in 1923 in a bar in Brooklyn, little did I know he'd soon become Mrs. Joe DeMaggio!
82 Pawsleykat : Ralph Wiggum: (Lisa became Student Body President and incidentally cancelled Music, Gym and Art. Lisa is walking thru the corridor and passes Ralph, w
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