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Pissed In Kazakhstan!  
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 13116 posts, RR: 46
Posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1101 times:
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I'm posting on a.net while seriously drunk in Almaty. It's 2.00am and I'm being picked up from the hotel to go to the airport to catch my plane at 04.15. Not really worth going to bed. no 

Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes 


Je Suis Charlie
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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Good man.


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Can you quickly find a pregnant one and perform a little test for us? Big grin


User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States.


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly  Wink

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 13116 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1085 times:
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Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

Good job I'm not in Kyrgyzstan then! eek 



Je Suis Charlie
User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1279 posts, RR: 19
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

I envy you. It is nearly 1:00 and I am sober. Do they have Sibirskaya Korona Beer in Almaty? If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back! Big grin


I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 13116 posts, RR: 46
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1028 times:
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Quoting Tu204 (Reply 6):
If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back!

Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!



Je Suis Charlie
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

Quoting PROSA (Reply 3):
I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States

Yeah, here it means drunk!


User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1279 posts, RR: 19
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 7):
Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!

Nah, I am going to sleep now. But do raise your mug of Sibirskaya Korona for me Big grin
You know...It is the best beer in the world... Big grin



I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 937 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Then prove it. Post pics Big grin

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 912 times:

Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?

User currently offlineAbrelosojos From Venezuela, joined May 2005, 5141 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 912 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

= Yup! Post pics.

-A.



Live, and let live.
User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4935 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 909 times:

http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/1/124/borat.JPG
Did you like to last a long time? Moosh moosh. Chinkewy.

YOWza



12A whenever possible.
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 873 times:

I'm extaordinarily high myself...  Smile


Go big or go home
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 872 times:

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 11):
Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?

I feel disappointed that it took 11 replies to get a Borat reference in there!!!!

Greg



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 13116 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 822 times:
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Quoting Airlinelover (Reply 10):
Then prove it. Post pics

I left my camera at the hotel. no 

We went to a club frequented by most of the ex-pat community. It's also very popular with young Kazakh women looking for a "passport" out of the country. I managed to really upset one by refusing to dance with her. She was somewhat gorgeous and the possibility that she'd asked me to dance for anything other than ulterior motives was so funny I just laughed out loud. The more she insisted I dance with her, the funnier I found it. Eventually she stropped off to dance round her handbag! rotfl 

Re Borat, absolutely the best thing about him is that every six months or so, the Kazakh ambassador in the UK gets very upset and complains about the "gross misrepresentation of Kazakhstan".



Je Suis Charlie
User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1279 posts, RR: 19
Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Who the bloody hell is Borat?  Confused


I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9113 posts, RR: 70
Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 800 times:

Quoting Tu204 (Reply 17):
Who the bloody hell is Borat?

KaddyUK in the evenings.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 796 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 18):
KaddyUK in the evenings.

Not just evenings... I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9113 posts, RR: 70
Reply 20, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 794 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 19):
I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..

What did you class this one as? Work party?




One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineOmoo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 12 hours ago) and read 782 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes

Did they take care of your Khram ?


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