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Pissed In Kazakhstan!  
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12462 posts, RR: 46
Posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1061 times:
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I'm posting on a.net while seriously drunk in Almaty. It's 2.00am and I'm being picked up from the hotel to go to the airport to catch my plane at 04.15. Not really worth going to bed. no 

Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes 


Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Good man.


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Can you quickly find a pregnant one and perform a little test for us? Big grin


User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States.


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly  Wink

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12462 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1045 times:
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Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

Good job I'm not in Kyrgyzstan then! eek 



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1193 posts, RR: 18
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

I envy you. It is nearly 1:00 and I am sober. Do they have Sibirskaya Korona Beer in Almaty? If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back! Big grin


I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12462 posts, RR: 46
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 988 times:
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Quoting Tu204 (Reply 6):
If they do, grab me a couple bottles and drop by Moscow on your way back!

Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 973 times:

Quoting PROSA (Reply 3):
I keep forgetting that "pissed" has a different meaning in Britain than it does in the United States

Yeah, here it means drunk!


User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1193 posts, RR: 18
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 973 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 7):
Unless you can make it to Ekaterinberg, you'll be out of luck!

Nah, I am going to sleep now. But do raise your mug of Sibirskaya Korona for me Big grin
You know...It is the best beer in the world... Big grin



I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 897 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan!

Then prove it. Post pics Big grin

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 872 times:

Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?

User currently offlineAbrelosojos From Venezuela, joined May 2005, 5088 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 872 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 4):
You can't be that pissed or you wouldn't have spelt the place correctly

= Yup! Post pics.

-A.



Live, and let live.
User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4870 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 869 times:

http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/1/124/borat.JPG
Did you like to last a long time? Moosh moosh. Chinkewy.

YOWza



12A whenever possible.
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 833 times:

I'm extaordinarily high myself...  Smile


Go big or go home
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 832 times:

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 11):
Have you met Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man? Or is he still visiting the US?

I feel disappointed that it took 11 replies to get a Borat reference in there!!!!

Greg



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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12462 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 782 times:
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Quoting Airlinelover (Reply 10):
Then prove it. Post pics

I left my camera at the hotel. no 

We went to a club frequented by most of the ex-pat community. It's also very popular with young Kazakh women looking for a "passport" out of the country. I managed to really upset one by refusing to dance with her. She was somewhat gorgeous and the possibility that she'd asked me to dance for anything other than ulterior motives was so funny I just laughed out loud. The more she insisted I dance with her, the funnier I found it. Eventually she stropped off to dance round her handbag! rotfl 

Re Borat, absolutely the best thing about him is that every six months or so, the Kazakh ambassador in the UK gets very upset and complains about the "gross misrepresentation of Kazakhstan".



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineTu204 From Russia, joined Mar 2006, 1193 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 763 times:

Who the bloody hell is Borat?  Confused


I do not dream about movie stars, they must dream about me for I am real and they are not. - Alexander Popov
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 760 times:

Quoting Tu204 (Reply 17):
Who the bloody hell is Borat?

KaddyUK in the evenings.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 18):
KaddyUK in the evenings.

Not just evenings... I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 754 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 19):
I do weddings, birthdays & Funerals as well..

What did you class this one as? Work party?




One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineOmoo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 742 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Thread starter):
Having been out on the raz this evening, I can confirm that there are lots of hot women in Kazakhstan! yes

Did they take care of your Khram ?


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