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Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1643 times:

Cornish going mad

Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
69 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1643 times:



User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1643 times:

Du bist ein arschloch Kirkie  Wink

Just as well i couldn't open the file i guess.....



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1630 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 1):

Rule number 3:
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

 Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1630 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail

I would of thought that would be of you getting another ban e.mail! Big grin German, scottish, all sound the same  stirthepot 

Lew


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1630 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.  Wink


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1617 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 5):
No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.

And you can get a T-shirt to prove it.

Lew - can you rustle one up for us? Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1604 times:

I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1604 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
Lew - can you rustle one up for us?

Gimme 10!

Lew


User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1582 times:



Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own! Big grin

Lew


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1578 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 9):
Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own!

Marvellous.  bigthumbsup 

Looks like after downing half a Babysham Kirkie is about to fall off his chair Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1567 times:

Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

I couldn't open the link, work wouldn't let me. But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect, or so he tells us! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1565 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

Ok lost on that one.. ?????

Lew


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1565 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect

Yep  bigthumbsup 

Practically perfect in every way.....



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1556 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 7):
I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.



User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1552 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Practically perfect in every way.....

That's not what your parents told me  Wink
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness  stirthepot  duck 
 Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1546 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Whereas if that pic of yours above is any indication I suspect your parents already have  Wink


I think you slightly misunderstood their English Kirkie and that's a slight misquote you've made

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident

What they actually said to you was "You are hideous, completely stupid and a total accident"  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1537 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
That's not what your parents told me
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1532 times:

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):
Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin

Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1530 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

   Just as well i've got to go into an important meeting now or you'd be for it   box 

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):

and you can keep out of this Mrnjnjiijninniiiij     

[Edited 2006-04-04 16:24:11]


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

Hey, seriously, I should not disclose all details, since spreading all the secrets might not be covered by the Free Speech Human rights, at it would be derogatory, purely insulting and just embarassing for Cornish  Wink


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1512 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

I now feel ill, unworthy, am suffering a crisis of confidence, on the edge of a nervous breakdown, suffering manic depression, suicidal, and downright disbelieving.

All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.  grumpy   ashamed   worried 

One trusts that it will not happen again.  snooty 



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1509 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
One trusts that it will not happen again. snooty

One believes that you must be suffering from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia  Wink

I understand EWS and Skidmarks share the same illness also. It's called Arachibutyrophobia



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1505 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.

I dont get hat Banco, He never said "Young" in this thread yet!  rotf 

Lew


User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1503 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
Arachibutyrophobia



Quoting Medical Atlas:
Arachibutyrophobia; Being to Sexy

 rotf  duck 

Lew


25 Gkirk : Arachibutyrophobia a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. The term ‘arachi’ refers to the glutinous oil found in butter and m
26 Post contains images Banco : Ah, that's a relief. For one hideous moment I feared you might hold within your vocabulary a term of which I was unaware. Fortunately, you've then go
27 Post contains images Banco : No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a synonym of it is "Lew".   [Edi
28 Post contains images EWS : 2 Sugars is it? Lew
29 Post contains images Banco : See what Kirkie's momentary intelligence has done to me? I even introduce malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism. I've never been so distress
30 Post contains images EWS : Good god, what the hell are they?! I never did listen to my english teacher all those years ago.. either that or she was a crap teacher.. Lew
31 Post contains images Banco : Not at my age. One has to watch the waistline. I mean, look at JGPH1A.
32 Post contains images EWS : Doesnt look too bad for his age! Lew
33 Post contains images Banco : I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, woul
34 Post contains images EWS : I see smoke over the scottish border.. i think he's trying to burn that Anet tshirt of his.. he'll be a while yet, flame retardent! Lew
35 Post contains images Skidmarks : Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong! Andy
36 Post contains images Banco : Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?
37 Christa : Does anyone have any idea why the guy in the video is going nuts in the video and also what he is saying? Regards, Chris[Edited 2006-04-04 17:56:45]
38 Post contains images NoUFO : That's nothing. You should see Klaus 'dealing' with a Win95 segfault.
39 Post contains images Cornish : and voila, skidmarks now has skidmarks...... Anyway - I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing
40 Post contains images Aleksandar : How many times do we have to tell you to take care about it. Obviously, bag was not big enough
41 AirEuropeUK733 : Too much Mary Poppins Mr C? AE733
42 Post contains images Skidmarks : Well, I'm not one to be rude but......................ar******s to the lot of you! Young spotty whippersnappers! Andy and clean
43 AirPacific747 : nope he's definately from germany.... lol[Edited 2006-04-04 22:06:15]
44 QR332 : Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Can someone German please translate what the guy was screaming - talk about best candidate for future serial killer!
45 Post contains images 9VSPO : He ordered something from the Ann Summers website and they said they couldn't deliver for three weeks.
46 Post contains images QR332 : Doubt it, looks more like something was already stuck up his ass, not like he was ordering something to stick up his ass
47 Post contains images Aleksandar : ...so Nursie cleaned you?
48 Post contains images Skidmarks : Oh yes...........and how!!!!!!!! Andy
49 Post contains images Aleksandar : I think I don't want to know
50 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Haha, pmsl @ your pic Lew. Lee
51 Post contains images Rossbaku : I bet this guy has no friends. RossBaku
52 AirPacific747 : I actually feel really sorry for that guy... he's probably being teased in school, and probably also has some other problems, and this is a way that h
53 Christa : I think that he is saying something about a game starting and that the game seems to be failing to work correctly. He wants it to work quickly, but it
54 AirPacific747 : I think so too
55 Post contains images Gkirk : Whatever Cornish is screaming about, it can't be good
56 Post contains images Banco : It might have been after you said you were going to visit him...
57 Post contains images Cornish : Inadvertently got within 10 metres of you Kirkie. Your smell and appearance is enough to upset anyobody
58 Post contains images Skidmarks : How disappointing! I had thought a marvelously witty, cutting and devastating answer would appear there. But you simply stooped to his level (well, c
59 Post contains images Cornish : Sorry Skidz - was somewhat distracted by the culinary fare on offer from the sandwich lady. I figured there was no point wasting much effort insultin
60 Post contains images Skidmarks : Cakes eh? Andy
61 Post contains images Cornish : Yep. Confess my mind was more on whether to have jam or apple filled doughnuts or maybe a chocolate brownie or muffin. Much nicer to think about than
62 Post contains images Gkirk : Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt
63 Post contains links and images Mrniji : My goodness! Keep of Scottish roads, and don't let him migrate with his scottish passport from GKirk And His Teeth Problems (by Mrniji Apr 5 2006 in
64 Post contains images Skidmarks : Well, I suppose I should say congratulations, but the thought of a mobile kirk is frankly terrifying!! Good luck with the practical - watch those woo
65 Post contains images Gkirk : You know something Niji you Indian dipstick , hawd yer wheesht!
66 BA380 : can anyone explain what the contents of the video actually ARE?
67 Post contains images Aleksandar : I'm so glad I'm far away from Scotland Gkirk, once you start driving have mercy for that old man in his wheelchair.
68 Post contains images Banco : Does the Scottish theory test involve describing how you clear up after the pony has crapped in the road?
69 Post contains images Cornish : Is that when Kirkie gets moved on to his next campsite/field ?
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