KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 1, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1270 times:
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 5, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1257 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3): Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.
No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
LHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 7, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1231 times:
I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 10, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1205 times:
Quoting EWS (Reply 9): Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own!
Marvellous.
Looks like after downing half a Babysham Kirkie is about to fall off his chair
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 14, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1183 times:
Quoting LHMARK (Reply 7): I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 59 Reply 15, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1179 times:
Quoting Cornish (Reply 13): Practically perfect in every way.....
That's not what your parents told me
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Mrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1164 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15): That's not what your parents told me
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness
Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same
Mrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1153 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18): Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?
Hey, seriously, I should not disclose all details, since spreading all the secrets might not be covered by the Free Speech Human rights, at it would be derogatory, purely insulting and just embarassing for Cornish
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 21, posted (7 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1139 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18): Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?
I now feel ill, unworthy, am suffering a crisis of confidence, on the edge of a nervous breakdown, suffering manic depression, suicidal, and downright disbelieving.
All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.
One trusts that it will not happen again.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
Quoting Medical Atlas: Arachibutyrophobia; Being to Sexy
Lew
25 Gkirk: Arachibutyrophobia a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. The term ‘arachi’ refers to the glutinous oil found in butter and m
26 Banco: Ah, that's a relief. For one hideous moment I feared you might hold within your vocabulary a term of which I was unaware. Fortunately, you've then go
27 Banco: No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a synonym of it is "Lew". [Edi
29 Banco: See what Kirkie's momentary intelligence has done to me? I even introduce malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism. I've never been so distress
30 EWS: Good god, what the hell are they?! I never did listen to my english teacher all those years ago.. either that or she was a crap teacher.. Lew
31 Banco: Not at my age. One has to watch the waistline. I mean, look at JGPH1A.
33 Banco: I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, woul
34 EWS: I see smoke over the scottish border.. i think he's trying to burn that Anet tshirt of his.. he'll be a while yet, flame retardent! Lew
35 Skidmarks: Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong! Andy
36 Banco: Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?
37 Christa: Does anyone have any idea why the guy in the video is going nuts in the video and also what he is saying? Regards, Chris[Edited 2006-04-04 17:56:45]
38 NoUFO: That's nothing. You should see Klaus 'dealing' with a Win95 segfault.
39 Cornish: and voila, skidmarks now has skidmarks...... Anyway - I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing
40 Aleksandar: How many times do we have to tell you to take care about it. Obviously, bag was not big enough
51 Rossbaku: I bet this guy has no friends. RossBaku
52 AirPacific747: I actually feel really sorry for that guy... he's probably being teased in school, and probably also has some other problems, and this is a way that h
53 Christa: I think that he is saying something about a game starting and that the game seems to be failing to work correctly. He wants it to work quickly, but it
55 Gkirk: Whatever Cornish is screaming about, it can't be good
56 Banco: It might have been after you said you were going to visit him...
57 Cornish: Inadvertently got within 10 metres of you Kirkie. Your smell and appearance is enough to upset anyobody
58 Skidmarks: How disappointing! I had thought a marvelously witty, cutting and devastating answer would appear there. But you simply stooped to his level (well, c
59 Cornish: Sorry Skidz - was somewhat distracted by the culinary fare on offer from the sandwich lady. I figured there was no point wasting much effort insultin
61 Cornish: Yep. Confess my mind was more on whether to have jam or apple filled doughnuts or maybe a chocolate brownie or muffin. Much nicer to think about than
62 Gkirk: Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt
63 Mrniji: My goodness! Keep of Scottish roads, and don't let him migrate with his scottish passport from GKirk And His Teeth Problems (by Mrniji Apr 5 2006 in
64 Skidmarks: Well, I suppose I should say congratulations, but the thought of a mobile kirk is frankly terrifying!! Good luck with the practical - watch those woo
65 Gkirk: You know something Niji you Indian dipstick , hawd yer wheesht!
66 BA380: can anyone explain what the contents of the video actually ARE?
67 Aleksandar: I'm so glad I'm far away from Scotland Gkirk, once you start driving have mercy for that old man in his wheelchair.
68 Banco: Does the Scottish theory test involve describing how you clear up after the pony has crapped in the road?
69 Cornish: Is that when Kirkie gets moved on to his next campsite/field ?
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German, scottish, all sound the same 
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Just as well i've got to go into an important meeting now or you'd be for it 
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