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Pregnant Woman Pummeled At Her Own Baby Shower  
User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1908 times:

Oh. My. F*cking. God.

Here are my candidates for "Trainwreck Family of the Year." They probably drove to that shower in their respective houses.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/05/baby.shower.ap/index.html


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User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

I noticed the city listed was Springfield! Is that where the Simpsons live. HA.


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

In my family there is an infamous wedding that had to be postponed a week because the brides-mate(my aunt) beat up the incoming inlaw at the bridal shower giving her a good black eye.
But this is above and beyond reasonable. Gunplay at a babyshower is a bit uncalled for.


User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16940 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS? I can just picture it...a bunch of women sitting around...a lot of tissue paper...some boxes...a lot of noise but not much of anything said...ugly baby clothes galore in awful pastel colors...and then BAM W-W-F-yo' baby mamma up-throwdown!


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User currently offlineCanuckpaxguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

This story reminds me of a "jack-and-jill" party I went to last summer. The groom to be got so smashed and created a scene. There were about 150 guests, and they all left at 10:30 after his first drunken tantrum. A few of us stayed to watch the whole thing unfold though. Since we didn't know the groom or bride that well, it was a lot of fun.

G


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

Maybe in their drunken stupor, they thought they were at a Christmas party and the mother-to-be was a Jennifer Lopez pinata.



Mark

[Edited 2006-04-06 01:51:54]

User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

Were the gun and stick gifts and if so can they be returned?


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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7387 posts, RR: 51
Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1739 times:
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Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3):
Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS?

It would really be funny if it was from an inbred family from Arkansas.



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User currently offlineBoeing Nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

If your preganant and get a concusion at your own baby shower.......
you might be.................


User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1661 times:

Did the baby survive?


Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1649 times:

We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 7):
It would really be funny if it was from an inbred family from Arkansas.

This story just proves my theory that you can find white trash rednecks anywhere and not just the South.

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3):
Wow. Is it wrong that I find this HILARIOUS?

No, it's fine. You won't go to Hell for laughing at morons like these.



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (8 years 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1615 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 10):
We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Agreed.. I couldn't help wonder how many mullets were wandering about the shower..



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User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 10):
We need pictures! Of course I'm sure we can all assume that the parties involved were a bunch of white trash, backwoods, slack jawed, mouthbreathin' yokels.

Yeah these are some real white trash sounding names  Wink :

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Authorities said the shooting victim, Aristotle Garcia, got into a fight with a man who is dating his ex-girlfriend. The argument, over whether the woman let their 5-year-old daughter drink beer, escalated and drew in two other people -- Jazz Rivas and Juan Velazquez, said Police Lt. Cheryl C. Claprood.



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