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Family Guy "flashback" Ideas Wanted  
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2432 posts, RR: 3
Posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2965 times:

At work there are a few of us that are heavy family guy fans. At random we find it fun to use the quotes from Family Guy. I was wondering if you could come up with new ones (or ones from the show) where they say "wow, that was almost as bad as the time____" or "havent been this__fill in feeling__since___ or "kinda like the time___". They do that a lot on the show but for the life of me I can't think of any. I would like then to be funny standing alone (where a the joke wasnt the acutal flashback) and you can twist them to fit a grocery store. One I like to do is "Wow, that was almost as fun as the time we built a water slide down the breakroom stairs." Look around then then walk away. Or get a coupon walk up to a cashier that doesnt watch the show on my break and say "and that friendly chicken outside gave me this coupon..."
Thanks!

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User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2965 times:

"So thats what Peters penis looks like"

User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2957 times:

"the firetruck stocks its pray, The firetruck and consume 8 times its body weight, The Ambulances will have to wait their turn"

Cracks me up all the time Big grin


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2952 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 2):
"the firetruck stocks its pray, The firetruck and consume 8 times its body weight, The Ambulances will have to wait their turn"

 checkmark 


"Peter, Kathleen turner's on page 12."

"Kathleen Turner huh? eh, eh, eh, oh thats a shame"

The ipecac scene, the breakfast machine(peter gets shot) and the Classic line, "Who wants Chowder"

 rotfl 



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2946 times:

i love the british porn...

"almost, almost, almost, there
-Well done"

"you know we could have sexual intercourse right now?
-Yes, yes we could
- But lets not.."


User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2920 times:

Stewie:

"That's almost as awkward as the time I played Marco Polo in the pool with Helen Keller..."

Cut to scene of Stewie with floaters on his arms, swimming around, with Keller just standing in the shallow end...

"Marco...........Marco.............Marco............Marco..................Marco.................Marco...............


User currently offlineJBirdAV8r From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 4488 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2911 times:

My favorite is the one where Stewie rips up his babysitter's boyfriend with every college frat boy stereotype under the Sun. I've been looking for an audio clip of that forever.


I got my head checked--by a jumbo jet
User currently offlineKomododx From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2904 times:

"That's a stupid call. And I know something about stupid calls"

Cuts to Peter calling Lois at home from the kitchen phone:

"Lois I can't take the garbage 'cause I'm at the clam"
"Peter it says in the caller ID that you're calling from the kitchen phone. And I can also see you're in the kitchen"
Peter hides
"Can you see me now?"
"No"
"OK, now I'm at the clam"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I love this one

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Peter Griffin: You know my great-great-grandfather Angus Griffin invented the game.
[flashback]
Angus Griffin: So, we're all clear on the rules then. No Jews and no blacks.
Scottish men: Aye.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Chris: I haven't been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out".
[Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
Chris: How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Stefano  wave 


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2884 times:

I haven't had this much fun since I was the priest at a Boy Scout jamboree.

I haven't been this busy since I was a midwife at Sister Katherine's School for Wayward Girls.


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