Baylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 48 Posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 2135 times:
I have. Yeah, I'm toasted, so I figured now's the time to let it out. It's been six months, at least, sense my last drunk thread
Here's the skinny: I was a senior in high school. I was at my girlfriends place. They had an extremely well trained dog named Hush Puppy. Well, Hush Puppy was on some meds, and not his usual self. I was sitting on the floor with my back against the couch. He walks over to me, straddles me, lifts his leg, aims his dog penis at my chest, and lets loose his bladder. I mean he unloaded on me. Moses couldn't have parted this sea of piss.
The funny part is that I immediately jump in their shower and they put my clothes in the wash. Now, at the time, I was 6'4'' and 235 lbs. Her dad is about 5'9'' and 155 lbs. I had to wear something of his since my threads were in the wash. I donned his largest pair of shorts and a t-shirt. I swear I looked like a transvestite in boy-shorts and a halter top.
Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!
Lordanmol From India, joined May 2005, 441 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2099 times:
Well we have this newborn and im carrying it around, i find out that the baby has just pissed so we are changing his diapers until then you can hold him. I say OK and suddenly im playing while i feel something hot. I quickly lift up the baby and put him on the bed and scream. I was going to the shower but then my aunt told me that there is no water here until 4am. So I got a towel and some baby wipes and wiped myself clean
Have a baby boy in the wintertime. During the first few months of life, you will find the 'weapon' firing off a shot as soon as it is exposed to colder air. And if you have had children, pee is the least disgusting thing that will get you.
NeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2056 times:
I haven't had the pleasure of being peed on, however, I was at a mate's house across the street for a party, and since he lives 3 doors down I got just right wasted, right out of my mind. I eventually decided it was time to leave and passed out about halfway up the stairs... I guess at some point in the night after I had passed out someone needed to make a dash for the bathroom and didn't make it, he did however make it right to where I was passed out. I woke up to find my mate Matt passed out beside a few steps down from me, and I had vomit all over my Jeans... Needless to say it was the single most disgusting moment in my life.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40265 posts, RR: 74
Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2036 times:
The proper term is 'Golden Shower' and yes I've had a few. I am not in to it at all. I had a girl that was really in to me pissing on her and I let her do the same to me as well. I prefer hot water instead.
I am not in to bodily waste nor pain.
N229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2023 posts, RR: 31
Reply 22, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2026 times:
Well, I haven't been peed on directly but:
Back in high school drama once we all slept over at this girl's house the night before a big festival. I put my shoes under the coffee table, and during the night, her puppy took a juicy crap in them. At 6AM, when we all woke up bleary eyed and were leaving for the festival, I put my socked feet into the shoes and SQUISH... I mean, I've never had a dog, but even if I did, I don't think I'd be in the habit of checking my shoes for that before putting them on!!. I did what I could to wash them in the few minutes we had, but there was no change of shoes available, and no chance to go home before we piled in and left for the festival. Grossest day ever...and for everyone who had to sit next to me too.
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