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Ever Been Peed On?  
User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2006 times:

I have. Yeah, I'm toasted, so I figured now's the time to let it out. It's been six months, at least, sense my last drunk thread Big grin

Here's the skinny: I was a senior in high school. I was at my girlfriends place. They had an extremely well trained dog named Hush Puppy. Well, Hush Puppy was on some meds, and not his usual self. I was sitting on the floor with my back against the couch. He walks over to me, straddles me, lifts his leg, aims his dog penis at my chest, and lets loose his bladder. I mean he unloaded on me. Moses couldn't have parted this sea of piss.

The funny part is that I immediately jump in their shower and they put my clothes in the wash. Now, at the time, I was 6'4'' and 235 lbs. Her dad is about 5'9'' and 155 lbs. I had to wear something of his since my threads were in the wash. I donned his largest pair of shorts and a t-shirt. I swear I looked like a transvestite in boy-shorts and a halter top.

Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

BAB


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8443 posts, RR: 10
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2002 times:
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No but sometimes I get pissed off.


After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2000 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

No...we don't.

QFF


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Anyway, what are your "peed on" stories? The world wants to know!

 no  We don't!

Hush Puppy sounds like a good judge of character... Big grin


User currently offlineA346Dude From Canada, joined Nov 2004, 1282 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

Hmm, surprisingly good spelling. You know what that means? More beers!


You know the gear is up and locked when it takes full throttle to taxi to the terminal.
User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1975 times:

Quoting A346Dude (Reply 4):
Hmm, surprisingly good spelling. You know what that means? More beers!

No es posible. I 've had just the right amount. I even jumped from the balcony at the bar, fortunately landing on mis pies.

I can't believe I'm the only one that has been peed on, and especially that I'm the only one who cares to hear about it!

BAB~the drunken pedant



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineLordanmol From India, joined May 2005, 441 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1970 times:

Well we have this newborn and im carrying it around, i find out that the baby has just pissed so we are changing his diapers until then you can hold him. I say OK and suddenly im playing while i feel something hot. I quickly lift up the baby and put him on the bed and scream. I was going to the shower but then my aunt told me that there is no water here until 4am. So I got a towel and some baby wipes and wiped myself clean

I cant really blame the baby for this though

Regards



Hmmmmm....
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1965 times:

Quoting Lordanmol (Reply 6):

Have a baby boy in the wintertime. During the first few months of life, you will find the 'weapon' firing off a shot as soon as it is exposed to colder air. And if you have had children, pee is the least disgusting thing that will get you.


User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1960 times:

Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."  scratchchin 

My niece's rat also peed on me.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1956 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 8):
Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."

....or who?


 Silly


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9303 posts, RR: 25
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1953 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 9):
Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 8):
Maybe I should start a thread titled "What have you peed on."

....or who?

One of my "regulars" up at the University of Illinois loves that sort of thing in the shower. Oh well.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1944 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
One of my "regulars" up at the University of Illinois loves that sort of thing in the shower. Oh well.

Why did I know you were going to say that? Perhaps I'm psychic... silly 


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9303 posts, RR: 25
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1941 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 11):
Why did I know you were going to say that? Perhaps I'm psychic...

Because I'm the only one around here that has balls to admit to this sort of thing.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 12):
Because I'm the only one around here that has balls

You have balls?...sorry, my bastard side came out for a second. Hey, I admitted being peed on and more by the two little angels. But you know, I have learned to already appreciate your candid side.


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9303 posts, RR: 25
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 13):
But you know, I have learned to already appreciate your candid side.

I could tell lots and lots of stories.

But several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1927 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them

Damn. Just as this thread was about to get interesting LOL. Big grin


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1927 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
But several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.

Could those deaths be arranged???  biggrin   angel 


User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1927 times:

I haven't had the pleasure of being peed on, however, I was at a mate's house across the street for a party, and since he lives 3 doors down I got just right wasted, right out of my mind. I eventually decided it was time to leave and passed out about halfway up the stairs... I guess at some point in the night after I had passed out someone needed to make a dash for the bathroom and didn't make it, he did however make it right to where I was passed out. I woke up to find my mate Matt passed out beside a few steps down from me, and I had vomit all over my Jeans... Needless to say it was the single most disgusting moment in my life.

Now I'm sure you all loved hearing that story.


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9303 posts, RR: 25
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1922 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 15):
Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them

Damn. Just as this thread was about to get interesting LOL

Oh, I wasnt talking about anything exclusive...I was talking about a wide variety of topics (400 or so). Don't you worry...there shall always be things I *WILL* say.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1917 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
several people need to die first before anybody's eyes reads them or ears hears them.



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
Could those deaths be arranged???

Let's go killing!  taekwondo 

Thanks Neil. At least someone around here has learned humility. And yes, I did love hearing that story. I think I'll go throw up on Amos now  silly 

BAB  vomit 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9303 posts, RR: 25
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1912 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
Could those deaths be arranged???

What's your going rate?

And you'd better be real good. I know some of them have gotten into "other trouble" and have quite the good legal team already at their service.

Come to think of it, I think several of the people in question that I've encountered were lawyers.....

What a catch 22.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39709 posts, RR: 75
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1907 times:

The proper term is 'Golden Shower' and yes I've had a few. I am not in to it at all. I had a girl that was really in to me pissing on her and I let her do the same to me as well. I prefer hot water instead.
I am not in to bodily waste nor pain.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1938 posts, RR: 32
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1897 times:

Well, I haven't been peed on directly but:

Back in high school drama once we all slept over at this girl's house the night before a big festival. I put my shoes under the coffee table, and during the night, her puppy took a juicy crap in them. At 6AM, when we all woke up bleary eyed and were leaving for the festival, I put my socked feet into the shoes and SQUISH... I mean, I've never had a dog, but even if I did, I don't think I'd be in the habit of checking my shoes for that before putting them on!!. I did what I could to wash them in the few minutes we had, but there was no change of shoes available, and no chance to go home before we piled in and left for the festival. Grossest day ever...and for everyone who had to sit next to me too.



It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1816 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Thread starter):
Ever Been Peed On?

And i thought this was another sex thread!!  mad 

signed,
9VSPO

 Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineBoeingfanyyz From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 991 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1782 times:

I have yet to have someone have the courage to pee on me.

Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 



"If it aint boeing, it aint going!", "Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard!"
25 Post contains images YYZflyer : I've had a ladybug pee on me if that counts......many times.
26 Cadet57 : Better to be pissed off, then pissed on. filler
27 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Golden Showers are not my thing Lee
28 Tbar220 : Its better than being puked or shat on. Urine is sterile I believe, correct me if I'm wrong. Oh, and to answer the question, I had a pet rat pee on me
29 Post contains images Matt72033 : why? did he piss on you too?
30 Post contains images 9VSPO : Ah I was wondering when you'd chirp in.
31 JAGflyer : Actually yes... Two summers ago I was at a camp and one of my cabin mates was drunk or stoned and he came into the shower area, took out his penis and
32 Post contains images Matt72033 : My Pleasure filler
33 FDXMECH : Sounds like the perfect girl if you have a bladder control problem.
34 TWISTEDWHISPER : Have I've been peed on?... do you mean literally?!!? Gross! Most managers at work take a piss on us every single day... I think you're right, I've hea
35 Post contains images N229NW : Come to think of it, isn't it a self-help thing too--you know, one of those weird programs like "quit smoking by getting peed on in twelve steps" etc
36 TWISTEDWHISPER : Haha! You know what, it wouldn't surprise me!!!
37 BA747YYZ : Yes, by a toad! Rather disgusting but I did pick it up, must have been scared!
38 Jafa39 : LMAO!!!!!!!! I have kids and they had pets, I have been pee'd on many, many times. I also once pee'd on my brothers ear as he stuck his head down the
39 Maury : By a police horse. Torrentially. On command by the cop-rider, I'd think. Nasty.
40 Atrude777 : baby sister peed on me when I was changing her......
41 FDXMECH : Some kids have all the luck. My baby sitter never let me change her no matter how much I cried.
42 CastleIsland : I'm looking for a good Catholic girl who likes to piss on her mates. Then I'll read scripture to her while she swipes it off with the Royal Squeegie o
43 Post contains images Cadet57 : ummm, k. Uhhh, trust me, us catholic people dont put up with that kida shit...
44 Post contains images CastleIsland : Well, I've always been enamoured with the role of "obnoxious fuck."
45 Post contains images Jafa39 : Question is.....are you capable of any other sort???
46 Redngold : While volunteering at the animal shelter, I've been given the golden baptism by many a submissive/excited/no-longer-able-to-hold-it animal. Cat pee is
47 Post contains links and images Aloges : We all have been peed on... and swallowed. http://www.humed.com/humc_ency/pregnancy/000197.htm "Amniotic fluid is a sterile solution that surrounds an
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