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Dumb Blondes - Bullet Worthy?  
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

OK, I don't know what it is; but I have this inherent bias against dumb blondes. You have the hottest friggin' woman on the planet, but if she opens her mouth with that shrill siren call that just screams "Moron", I want to kill myself.

I mean, seriously. My roommate has this gift for bringing the dumbest b*tches alive. These girls are easy on the eyes, but that's about it. Tonight, before I even saw them I knew their type. I could hear them come in the front door, and let me tell you, these two didn't share a brain cell between them.

So what's the attraction? I just don't get it. Why in the world would anyone want to spend any time at all with them? I'm sure they're easy, but I don't think I could respect myself in the morning.

Please, please for the love of god; make the evil blond succubi go away!  banghead 

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User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1262 times:

OK, and a second note. I actually even called him (my roommate) on it tonight. I actually asked him what the friggin attraction is with bitches that can't even formulate a basic god damn sentence and will be forever dependent on him for support. He got all defensive about it and replied (and I qoute):

"Just because they're blond with high-pitched voices does not mean their dumb."

Uh, YES IT DOES! I think there have actually been studies which corroborate the pitch and loudness of someone's voice with their level of education. It seems to be those of limited intellect or education which tend to be the loudest, most obnoxious people. So if they feel the need to dominate an apartment with their loud obnoxious whine; I think it's fair to assume that they're friggin' brain dead.


User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1262 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
Why in the world would anyone want to spend any time at all with them



Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
they're easy

My friend, you've answered your own question.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1251 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 2):

My friend, you've answered your own question.

I just don't get it. I mean, I'm well known around here for getting around; but I have NEVER stooped to getting easy play from dumb freakin' girls. I would rather find an ugly chick then a dumb one. I need someone I can have a real conversation with. I just don't understand the appeal/attraction of these dumb girls...


User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1250 times:

My first thought is that you sound like someone who is bitter about being constantly rejected.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 4):
My first thought is that you sound like someone who is bitter about being constantly rejected.

LOL. Well thanks for the thought, but I don't have that problem. As DL021 has said several times, I do ok. "Boy, you get more bumper then a body shop."  Wink

Back on subject though, does anyone else find these sirens appalling? Can anyone explain my bias to me (why I hate them so much)?


User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26812 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
OK, I don't know what it is; but I have this inherent bias against dumb blondes. You have the hottest friggin' woman on the planet, but if she opens her mouth with that shrill siren call that just screams "Moron", I want to kill myself.

Are you still upset over your ex, Steve? I don't think the dumb blonde stereotype is exactly fair. I think the better thing to talk about is the "dumb hottie". There are plenty of dumb non-blondes out there who seem to care nothing about anything substantive in the world. Conversely, my girlfriend and her sister are blonde but certainly not dumb. One runs a bank, the other a bottled water company

*11000

[Edited 2006-04-16 09:01:48]


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User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1238 times:

Okay, I admit. We are on the same page with drunken bimbos. They do make for easy play, but I don't bed them, either. I, too, envision loosing self-respect the morning after. Perhaps it's not a bias, but simple logic. A dumb blonde never meshes well with my pathos.

BAB

btw~ more bumper than a body shop? We need to have an ass getting competition!  yes 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1238 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 6):
I don't think the dumb blonde stereotype is exactly fair. I think the better thing to talk about is the "dumb hottie". There are plenty of dumb non-blondes out there who seem to care nothing about anything substantive in the world. Conversely, my girlfriend and her sister are blonde but certainly not dumb. One runs a bank, the other a bottled water company

OK, I think that's a fair statement. Blonde = dumb is quite the sterotype. We'll change it just to "dumb broads" or something along those lines.  Wink

And just for the record, my ex while blonde was not dumb. Far from it. She's actually one of the smartest ones I've ever dated..  Sad Oh well, the past is the past.


User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2083 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1238 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 3):
I would rather find an ugly chick then a dumb one

What if that ugly one was dumb, thats the worst combination of all.  duck   boxedin  At least if shes a dumb blonde you can confuse your brain to think your deaf. But if shes ugly and dumb then you have to convince your brain that your deaf and blind.

There is a girl at my school, she has it all. Great eyes, smart, blonde and perfect teeth. Unfortunately I pissed her off big time the other day.  cry 


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1238 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 7):
We need to have an ass getting competition!

I'd win.



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User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1232 times:

He never said blondes were dumb. We are talking about dumb blondes.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1229 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
I'd win.

I didn't say gay ass. I would lose that one by a landslide

BAB

btw~ I just saw Kiera Knightley's boobs!

[Edited 2006-04-16 09:12:05]


I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 12):
I didn't say gay ass

I bet you I could still win.



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User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 7):
We need to have an ass getting competition!

I'd win.

Oh Gavin, we know you would. But I think we're going for different types of ass here. Somehow I don't think the ladies are into poo earrings.  Wink

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User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1220 times:

BTW Gavin, I just looked and realized you were somehow omitted from my RU list. A belated welcome!  Smile (Sorry for my slowness..)

User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1219 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 14):
Oh Gavin, we know you would. But I think we're going for different types of ass here. Somehow I don't think the ladies are into poo earrings.

Let's see here.

Restaurant full of men everywhere.

Bachelorette party.

Who'd they come to first?

Oh yeah..............

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 15):
BTW Gavin, I just looked and realized you were somehow omitted from my RU list. A belated welcome!

Suck it.


 spin   rotfl   spin   rotfl   spin   rotfl 



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User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26812 posts, RR: 75
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 8):
We'll change it just to "dumb broads" or something along those lines.

Actually, that works perfectly

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 7):
We need to have an ass getting competition!

I'd win.

We didn't say a taking it up the a$$ competition  Silly

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 14):
Oh Gavin, we know you would. But I think we're going for different types of ass here. Somehow I don't think the ladies are into poo earrings.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Quoting STLGph (Reply 16):
Suck it.

I think that is your speciality  wink 



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1213 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):

We didn't say a taking it up the a$$ competition

 trophy 


Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):
I think that is your speciality

It is! I should offer classes.  yummy 

[Edited 2006-04-16 09:26:10]


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User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8467 posts, RR: 10
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1213 times:
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Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
I could hear them come in the front door, and let me tell you, these two didn't share a brain cell between them.

Them??? Good man!!



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User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1191 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 19):
Them??? Good man!!

That's what I thought! Hell, maybe your roomate has something figured out...


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1189 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 19):
Them??? Good man!!

I meant to mention that earlier. You reap the benefits and let your mate deal with her blabbering.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1183 times:

Well boys, hate to disappoint; but the bastard's a reformed party boy turned mormon. So he's a regular make out slut, but nothing else. He sent the broads packing.

Though he did manage to steal their digital camera. I think he might have to return it with a few pictures of my hairy ass just to scare 'em!  rotfl 

Oh yeah, and my roommate's a total tool. I don't know how the frat boy type does it. *shrug*


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1179 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 22):
I don't know how the frat boy type does it.

Easy. Buy them drinks.

Most of the time, though, Steve, the truth be told of this secret, that it is not the girls who are the bimbos, but the guys themselves.

A girl playing the part of a total dumb bimbo out on the town is bound to have a $0 tab for the evening, compared to someone of the opposite stature. Chances are these girls whom were at your apartment are now on their way home comparing your roommate with past experiences they've had...and are having the last laugh.



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User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 1165 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 7):
We need to have an ass getting competition!

I'd win.

Hmmm, lets see, 6'-1", 180 lbs, make good money, have nice house and job, damn good looking, I'd beat all of you! Married...with children, so I'm out of competition.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 8):
We'll change it just to "dumb broads" or something along those lines

Thats better, and we should add those with 'enhancements' to the list. I like mine natural, smart and beatiful, they make much better companions.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 23):
A girl playing the part of a total dumb bimbo out on the town is bound to have a $0 tab for the evening, compared to someone of the opposite stature. Chances are these girls whom were at your apartment are now on their way home comparing your roommate with past experiences they've had...and are having the last laugh.

God DAMN! You are probably right. But for the guy, you will always be spending money on women. Just wait how much money slips thru your fingers with the wife and kids.  biggrin 


25 N1120A : In the case of frat boys, it is more like "easy, drug their drinks"
26 STLGph : Probably? I *AM* right!! :P It doesn't work with just straight girls playing dumb, too! When I've been out on the road, can't even begin to tell you
27 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : That's when you start walking through the house ass nekid! Cut to the chase! BAB
28 Jafa39 : Don't let anyone here stop you. Then I wish you luck, you see dude, its far easier to make a dumb chick smart than a minger turn pretty!! Ha Ha!
29 Post contains images BCAInfoSys : Dude, that's harsh. Jafa, I've heard a lot of good things about you from April; but that's just low. I mean seriously.
30 Post contains images AndesSMF : Reaaallllly, shocked, just shocked!
31 Teahan : I rest my case.
32 STLGph : Yeah, so make sure you and Mrs. SMF keep your distance when we go to Faces. You'll ruin my Game Plan.[Edited 2006-04-16 12:15:55]
33 Post contains images Jafa39 : I use a mind control device on her, remember, my employers are reptillian overlords... Hey, you said it, not me, I just took the path of least resist
34 Post contains images Gilligan : Can I come live with you for my vacation week? I have plenty of respect I can do without. You must be kidding? Who was it that went over and shameles
35 Nordair : As opposed to Dumb Politicians - Bullet Worthy?
36 WellHung : I think that people who sit around thinking of what stereotypes they consider 'bullet-worthy' are the most bullet-worthy of them all.
37 STLGph : Moi.
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