HPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1114 times:
Finally, we know the answer to that age old question we've all been longing to know: Exactly how many midgets does it take to pull a DC-10?
Oompa, oompa, oompee de doo. I am pulling an aircraft for you.
What do you get with an engine on the tail?
You get a really loud whine and wail.
Why are we pulling this so damn far?
I don't know cause it's really, damn, hard.
Oomp, oompa, oompee de doo. If you are wise you'll listen to us.
At least we are glad it is not a whale bus.
Like the, oompa, oompa, oompee de do!
Vaporlock From Canada, joined May 2001, 3645 posts, RR: 58 Reply 22, posted (7 years 2 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 934 times:
Fuel prices are going thru the roof so we've added new job duties for all airline staff. They now have to complete at least one shift of "Tug Duty" each day....and the little people are way more aerodynamic!!!
Life is a bitch sometimes....Smile, laugh, play~~enjoy every moment~~life is too short!!