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Lube-a-Boob Update! Which Of You Jokers Did This?  
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2378 times:

Updated: 10:17 AM EDT
Phony Doctor Gave Free 'Breast Exams,' Police Say

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060420114009990015

Broward County Sheriff's OfficePolice say this 76-year-old man went door-to-door offering free breast exams, and at least two women accepted the offer.

MIAMI (April 20) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.


04/20/06 11:39 ET


Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2374 times:

Sounds like 9VSPO to me

User currently offlineSunshine79 From UK - England, joined Jan 2006, 1760 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2371 times:

Or Skidmarks, or even you, Cosec59, all of you men are alike  Silly


Formerly alcregular, Why drive when you can fly?
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2371 times:

It was a natural mistake. She told me her name was Connie and as I am chief pilot . . .

Prop spinners are an important item on a preflight, you know.



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2360 times:

 rotfl  My bets are on Superfly...

Either that, or someone else has taken the business idea without the express consentment of Lube-A-Boob Industries, LLC. This matter should be dealt with accordingly -- has the legal department taken a look at this, Ian?



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2348 times:

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 2):
Or Skidmarks

Oi!! I have my own woman to molest thank you!  tongue  I dont need to go around touching up slappers in Florida!

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2348 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 3):
It was a natural mistake. She told me her name was Connie and as I am chief pilot . . .

Prop spinners are an important item on a preflight, you know.

 rotfl 

Here's the guys photograph..




Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineMatt72033 From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 1617 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2331 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 1):
Sounds like 9VSPO to me

pot...kettle?


User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3310 posts, RR: 30
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2331 times:

Only in SoFla  banghead 


"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2285 times:

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Here's the guys photograph..

Wow, check out the look on his face.
Ok, you'll probably disagree, but seriously, the guy has my kudos. I mean ok he's disgusting, but what would you do if you were old and desperate like him? Well instead of surrendering to his fate, he pulled off a smart trick here.
He was stupid though for asking the woman to completely undress and not using gloves like a any doctor would.

I dont know how big of a crime he did since the he had the consent of the women to touch them.

But... oh screw him, to hell with him, he could have gotten himself a prostitute. Pig.



rolf
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2276 times:

I admit...it was me!

Signed,
Cosec59.


User currently offlineAero145 From Iceland, joined Jan 2005, 3071 posts, RR: 18
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2248 times:

Quoting DL021 (Thread starter):
Updated: 10:17 AM EDT
Phony Doctor Gave Free 'Breast Exams,' Police Say

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060420114009990015

Broward County Sheriff's OfficePolice say this 76-year-old man went door-to-door offering free breast exams, and at least two women accepted the offer.

MIAMI (April 20) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.


04/20/06 11:39 ET

ROFL!

Things can happen in the United States of America.  Smile Wink

-David Big grin  sun 


User currently offlineFXramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7367 posts, RR: 85
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2243 times:
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IS Skidmarks in America?  Smile

User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2205 times:

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 8):
Only in SoFla

Amen to that. Damn Yankees screwing things up for us natives yet again.



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2187 times:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 12):
IS Skidmarks in America?

NO!! Well, not until next Thursday when I arrive in Canada. Then I may cross the border at Niagara in search of a cheap jeans outlet! Big grin Definatley no boob stroking planned though ! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2187 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Definatley no boob stroking planned though !

That's what his wife said.  Wow!


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2187 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Definatley no boob stroking planned though !

Well not without mutual consent eh Andy  Wink


User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7558 posts, RR: 23
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2135 times:

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Here's the guys photograph..

He looks an awful lot like the late Tip O'Neill, former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.




"TransEastern! You'll feel like you've never left the ground because we treat you like dirt!" SNL Parady ad circa 1981
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14140 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 4):
My bets are on Superfly...

Either that, or someone else has taken the business idea without the express consentment of Lube-A-Boob Industries, LLC. This matter should be dealt with accordingly -- has the legal department taken a look at this, Ian?

what legal department? If I remember correctly, we have a combined driver / enforcer / debt collector for such cases. Big grin

Jan


User currently offlineAAFLT1871 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2333 posts, RR: 10
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2101 times:

Hey,

Are we sure that FLAIRPORT is really a college age student?



Where did everybody go?
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):

Oi!! I have my own woman to molest thank you!

Are you sure thats good for your heart...


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

And the women who asccepted the offer were blonde???????  Smile

User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 18):
what legal department? If I remember correctly, we have a combined driver / enforcer / debt collector for such cases.

You're right... then I guess we should use, um, alternate ways to settle this. Big grin



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2046 times:

Quoting DL021 (Thread starter):
Lube-a-Boob Update! Which Of You Jokers Did This?

OMG....that is so funny!!! But hey as you can see by the pic below....he was definately NOT one of our staff members!!!!



Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlineGilligan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2026 times:

You guys are all laughing now but I'll bet at least one of you is writing this down and saying to himself, don't forget the rubber gloves and this could work!!!

25 Rolfen : I'll definitely keep that in mind for when I'm old, ugly, desperate and broke. I may thank you guys one day.
26 Post contains images MattCLE : Hmmm... -Matt
27 HPLASOps : I love the name, just imagine some creepy old dude coming to your door saying "Hi, I'm Dr. Winikoff. I'm here to check your breasts and then later go
28 Saxdiva : Oh wow... that is SOOO wrong. That dude wouldn't get within a city block of my bazookas. That's funny in a way, though... I wonder if the women who c
29 Pyrex : As sick as this is, this reminds me of a story that happened in a few years ago, in a small village in the Algarve, in the South of Portugal. Some jok
30 Post contains images ATCT : Boob Lube VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow i totally forgot about that.... Besides, look who is front and center on top of the picture...Me (I know nutzing!!!!)
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