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User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1419 times:

I just got back from the doctor's office for a physical, and I had a pretty uincomfortable situation "arise". It was done by a female, rather attractive, and, well, when she started to feel my stomach, thighs, pelvic region, I got an erection...a full, rigid hard on. She was pretty cool, but I was embarrased. Has this ever happened to any other guys out there?

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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1409 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):
I just got back from the doctor's office for a physical, and I had a pretty uincomfortable situation "arise". It was done by a female, rather attractive, and, well, when she started to feel my stomach, thighs, pelvic region, I got an erection...a full, rigid hard on. She was pretty cool, but I was embarrased. Has this ever happened to any other guys out there?

Nope.

How did you get rid of your woody? What did she prescribe for you?
 Wink



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User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3760 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1409 times:

I haven't had the pleasure yet, but a friend of mine accidentally ejaculated while undergoing a prostate exam the other day. I'm still laughing!

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1405 times:

My erection went away afterwards, but I did what most guys do after I got home...masturbated to make it go away...lol.

User currently offlineVc10 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 1397 posts, RR: 16
Reply 4, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1397 times:

When I was 16 [ a long time ago now] I went for a job medical with BOAC, and after all the normal things was asked to undress and lie on the bed behind a curtain. Much to my surprise a young woman Doctor [25 to 30 ] appeared. Well there was no controlling it,but she was not at all perturbed and got a pencil out of her top pocket and tapped the erect member with it and it decided to subside immediately.

I did not know which was more embarrassing, either it getting erect or how easily she deflated my ego

As you can see it left me permanently scarred as I still remember it today and I still have to laugh when I see doctors with a pen in their top pockets even now Big grin

Little vc10


User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):

Doctor's have seen and heard it all. I doubt she thought your compass pointing north was anything out of the ordinary.


User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1369 times:

True...but it still was pretty embarrassing...it wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder. I was pretty horny anyway I guess...I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.

User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.

Unless of course your underwear has then become stuck to the head of your penis and the doctor has to peel the cloth off so she can examine you. That might be a slightly more awkward for you.
 cheeky 


User currently offlineDcbat2072 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol

User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 8):
I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol

Oh okay. You really must learn to be more specific.  Silly


User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5575 posts, RR: 32
Reply 10, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
t wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder.

Sounds like she was enjoying it just as much as you. On a slightly related note, I had a swollen testicle last year and went to A&E to have it checked-out. The very cute doctor was feeling my balls -- unfortunately I didn't get an erection. I told him that I'd never had so many people feeling my balls in the one morning, and if it wasn't so painful it'd be enjoyable.


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

Quoting Dcbat2072 (Thread starter):
I got an erection



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 3):
but I did what most guys do after I got home...masturbated to make it go away...lol.



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
it wouldn't go down either and when she started to touch my balls I think it got even harder



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 6):
...I think it's a good idea, if you're a guy, to masturbate before you get a physical to avoid situations like this.



Quoting Dcbat2072 (Reply 8):
I think I'd masturbate at home in private...lol

To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open  Wink



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User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1345 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Don't pressure him. He's probably very shy.


User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1317 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
To help this thread further itself, you need to be more open Wink

Ah he's been there, done that  Wink

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 14, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1310 times:

Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!  eek 



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1310 times:

Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that Wink

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

Ah a Serial Wanker.


User currently offlineGofly From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 1727 posts, RR: 39
Reply 16, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1282 times:
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Quoting Jaspike (Reply 13):
Ah he's been there, done that Wink

Blue Balls (by Dcbat2072 Mar 30 2006 in Non Aviation)
Crazy Places Youve "m"d (by Dcbat2072 Jun 30 2004 in Non Aviation)
Busted Doing IT (by Dcbat2072 May 20 2004 in Non Aviation)
The M Word (by Dcbat2072 Feb 20 2004 in Non Aviation)

Tom

 eek   eek 

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!

 rotfl 

Sad, but clearly true!  Wink  silly 



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 17, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1262 times:

Quoting Gofly (Reply 16):

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
Holy Shit, i think Dcbat2072 is seeing the wrong friggin doctor !!



Sad, but clearly true!

I was going to suggest a head doctor aka a psychiatrist, but i think that would get his desk/computer all frigged up.  Wink



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User currently offlineGofly From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 1727 posts, RR: 39
Reply 18, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1239 times:
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Quoting YooYoo (Reply 17):
I was going to suggest a head doctor aka a psychiatrist, but i think that would get his desk/computer all frigged up.

 rotfl   rotfl 



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User currently offlineGofly From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 1727 posts, RR: 39
Reply 19, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1236 times:
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Dcbat2072,

With all due respect, you really should get out more.  Wink



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User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16940 posts, RR: 48
Reply 20, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

Quoting Doona (Reply 2):
but a friend of mine accidentally ejaculated while undergoing a prostate exam the other day. I'm still laughing!

That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do Wink.



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User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3760 posts, RR: 13
Reply 21, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1209 times:

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do

I do, and I agree  mischievous 

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 22, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
That's why all the straight men need to become familiar with *that* region, if you know what I mean, and I think you do .

I'm sure the explanation to the above will be in Dcbat2072's next thread !!  Wink



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User currently offlineSean1234 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 411 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1161 times:

Instead of wacking off just get a male doctor. I was thinking sort of the same thing, I have a male intern and I prefer it to female, since there is no anxiety. You can also relate better too.

User currently offlineFutureUALpilot From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2598 posts, RR: 8
Reply 24, posted (7 years 12 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1149 times:

Dude...you missed your shot....you should have said you need an oral exam too....ok, ok, bad joke. Anyway, hasnt happened to me and I hope it doesnt.


Life is better when you surf.
25 Luv2fly : I once had to have the dreaded Colonoscopy! Well I had to be refereed to a proctologist per the HMO rules. Well why waiting to meet with him I was sit
26 NeilYYZ : So it would appear!
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