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Most Stupid Beer Name?  
User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4069 times:

American microbreweries give their beers stupid, annoying, cutesy names. The worst offender I've found so far is Junk in da Trunkle Dunkle from the Pizza Port Brewery in California.

What's the most stupid beer name you've seen?


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
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User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4065 times:

Billy Beer - Hands down IMO

User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4059 times:

Wait, there's a new one that just caught my attention: "Golden Shower."

It's probab;y served on draught...



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24938 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4046 times:

Budweiser....it should be renamed Piss Water  stirthepot  duck 


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User currently offlineBHXFAOTIPYYC From Portugal, joined Jun 2005, 1644 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4029 times:

I have to say Cool Beer brewed by Unicer in Portugal is a pretty crappy name.


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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3537 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4026 times:

I actually heard about a beer with the name "frothy foamy" in the title. It was pretty funny. I forget where the guy said. He is a teacher so I'll ask him after school.


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User currently offlineYeahitsK From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 4022 times:

That beer from Minnesota- Leinenkugel. It took forever to stop calling it Leinekruger. Good beer, hard to remember name.

User currently offlineChris78cpr From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 2820 posts, RR: 50
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3999 times:

The British Ale - Fursty Ferret ranks pretty high on the stupid scale!


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User currently offlineOldeuropean From Germany, joined May 2005, 2091 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3978 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Budweiser....it should be renamed Piss Water

Yes, or Washing Water.  vomit 

Axel



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User currently offlineCopaair737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3975 times:

There is a microbrew I have seen for sale called "Moose Drool"...sort of nasty sounding. I don't drink it because I'm not a huge fan of Microbrews (except Sierra Nevada products, they are awesome), and the name is a huge turnoff as well, but I hear it gets good reviews.

-Copa


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3962 times:

Kwak.


Celebrator Dopplebock.


And finally the Orkney Skullsplitter (ABV: 8.5%).



User currently offlineFRAspotter From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3956 times:

I would have to say "Duff Beer" from the Simpsons  Silly. I think it was either Budweiser, Miller or Coor's that was selling beer in cans that look like the famous Duff Beer from the Simpsons TV show. However correct me if I'm wrong.


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User currently offlineChrisjake From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 874 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3937 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
Pizza Port Brewery in California

their beer-name may not be so great........but these guys win awards year after year.



chris



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User currently offlineTraindriver From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3937 times:

Gkirk, I agree with you 100%. I always figured that the reason they
have the Clydesdale horses in their commercials is because thats
where the "beer" comes from. (Horse Pi$$)


User currently offlineChrisjake From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 874 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3928 times:

a brewer friend of mine recently received a letter stating that a phrase had been made available to him (and other brewers i'm assuming) to use for a beer's name. the phrase was "Pull My Finger".

no kidding....i saw the letter.

chris



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User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 3926 times:

This is a pretty good one :-



Love Muscle !!.

Loads of strange ones on this site :-

www.beersofeurope.co.uk

 Smile



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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3922 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Budweiser....it should be renamed Piss Water

Funny, everyone is bitching about Budweiser but it is actually the best selling beer in the world.

Patrick


User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5399 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3914 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 17):
Funny, everyone is bitching about Budweiser but it is actually the best selling beer in the world.

Best selling doesn't mean "best tasting."

Hrm, for stupid beer names I'd have to go with Natural Light - the crap is some of the most unnatural liquid to be brewed on Earth.



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User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3912 times:

Kaiser. It is (or used to be, they probably discontinued the brand) a non-alcoholic beer. I tried it only once, when I was doing a tour of the brewery (which is also a state monopoly and the only one which can re-distribute brands such as Heineken), and it tasted like crap.

User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3889 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 17):
Funny, everyone is bitching about Budweiser but it is actually the best selling beer in the world.

Nobody ever said rednecks and hillbillies had good taste in what they bought.

I have to go with Milwaukee's Best as it is really some of their worst.



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3884 times:

"Delirium", we have it here....
Regards,
LO231



Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineDougloid From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3856 times:

Quoting Oldeuropean (Reply 8):
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Budweiser....it should be renamed Piss Water

Yes, or Washing Water.

Axel

Ummmm, hello in there Axel, Gkirk, chernobyl gettin to ya or what?...... last I heard none of youse guys had to drink the stuff-anyway, the poll was about stoopid names, not stuff you guys are always bitching about.

Now....my favoreet name for beer, this one's brewed in St. Louis

Griesedieck Beer-that's pronounced "greasy dick".

http://www.gb-beer.com/


User currently offline7LBAC111 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 2566 posts, RR: 35
Reply 22, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3850 times:

CRUZCAMPO

How many gay connotations can one beer have??

7L



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User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 23, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3839 times:

Quoting 7LBAC111 (Reply 22):
How many gay connotations can one beer have??

Lots, delirium, greasy dick, you name 'em....  Smile

Regards,
LO231



Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3835 times:

Big Dicks Lager is the name for a beer that they have made for the bar next to my house.

25 Post contains images FlyKev : Unoriginal, poor, cheap, nasty... Ive never drank it... (perhaps for the best...) kev.
26 Kjet12 : Actually, Leinenkugel comes from Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. Minnesotans would have given it a Scandanavian name. Kris
27 Post contains images Sabena332 : Reminds me of: And yes, I drunk it some years ago, horrible! Patrick
28 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : Back in 1980, I used to buy six-packs of beer for $1.29. They looked like this...seriously... Mark
29 Post contains links LHMARK : Well, if anyone feels like bantering about it, I've decided to resurrect my old message board from the previous beer project.
30 TheSonntag : I would agree on Budweiser (especially since there is another Budweiser around, which really IS a good beer), but my all time favourite for the worst
31 Dougloid : Is everyone ADHD there or what? Dude, it's about stupid names for beer, not whether you like how it tastes. If you want to talk about crappy beer, th
32 Dougloid : As long as we're talking about weird names for beer one of the microbreweries in Cedar Rapids whipped up what they called "Hanging Chad ale" to commem
33 Post contains images Flynlr : here is my oddball submission
34 Post contains links and images Willo : one for GKirk there's an excel listing on this site of all of the registered beer names in Britain. There's some pretty stupid names in there I'm surp
35 Georgetown : Monty Python's Holy Ale might take the cake. As for the thread starter, yes, stupid name, but Pizza Port makes some of the best beers in the world, ce
36 Post contains links and images Oldeuropean : I don`t know, where you have heard that I haven`t had the pleasure to drink that ugly stuff. I have drunk it in the US. Sorry, that I have violated y
37 ZRH : If you mean the Anheuser Bush, which is sold as Budweiser in the US, then I agree (it is not allowed to sell it under this name in Europe). But if yo
38 Post contains links and images Airwave : Didn't see this one on the list, so I'll add: Bootie Beer Offical Website Airwave
39 Post contains images Dougloid : Axle, I care not what wikipedia has to say. It is not primary source material. But let's suppose it's correct-which I do not doubt. Who fucking cares
40 Chrisjake : excellent choices there, Georgetown! chris
41 Georgetown : Thanks Chris, I've gotta say, I'm an Abbey Tripel / Abt fan, but Ruination and Oaked Bastard are great, and of course Speedway is probably one of the
42 Post contains images Oldeuropean : Dougloid, cool down. I`m afraid that you need some Valium instead of Ritalin. (Quod erat demonstrandum.) Axel PS. Dougloid, I know the following is m
43 Oldeuropean : For the peace here: A stupid beer name from the Wuerzburger Hofbraeu: Sympator Doppelbock Premium Axel
44 Dougloid : No problem. Who needs Valium when there's Becks? Maybe you're right about Denmark, if it's not some sorta German penis envy thing there....really, yo
45 Chrisjake : i have to believe that Stone is one of the BEST breweries in the US. chris
46 Maury : OMG..Tesco's Own Value Brand...that is so scary. A good word, horribly wrongly applied and thus a bad beer name: Michelob "Ultra." Ultra nasty, yes...
47 Post contains images PWM2TXLHopper : Aass Pilsner from Norway... However, it was really good for an Ass. [Edited 2006-05-02 07:50:38]
48 Post contains images LTU932 : Damn, that name just cracked me up! That's so funny. Thank god I never got to try that. Just looking at the can makes me dread it. My parents never r
49 StudentFlyer : For me, it's XXXX (Australian Beer originated in Queensland)... That's because Queenslanders can't spell BEER...
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