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35 Worst Excuses For Not Wearing A Seatbelt  
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 6213 times:

Just found this on a danish web forum  Wink These have been heard by danish police officers when they've tried to fine people for not wearing a seatbelt:

1) It's not my car!


2) But I just got a parking ticket!


3) It's because I've been told I don't need to wear a helmet when I ride my bike...


4) But I'm too fat to wear a seatbelt.


5) You don't need to give me another ticket, I got one for the same thing last week, and I haven't paid that yet!


6) I'm usually not the one driving!


7) My wife is giving birth! (the man was alone in the car)


8) Who- me?


9) Damnit- I forgot my license too...


10) But the belt squeezes my tummy, and I need to pee!


11) My aunt was just admitted to a hospital!


12) No, I'm turning 79 soon- it's not necessary!


13) WHERE is that written?


14) But I live just around the corner!


15) Hey, it was on when I left my house!


16) I'm claustrophobic...


17) Damnit, it's the second time this month!


18) My wife turned me in, didn't she?


19) My doctor says I shouldn't.


20) I just didn't get to.


21) Older guy: "I'm from the time where cars weren't fitted with seatbelts!"


22) It's because the hormones are flying around my body!


23) A penny fell into the seat lock...


24) It's because my phone just rang...


25) I'm just driving home from the gas station...


26) It's not working...


27) I don't have a license and it's not even my car!


28) So, what are you up to tonight?


29) You can't get a ticket for that!


30) There are no seatbelts in my car...


31) My uncle is pregnant!


32) I don't want to wear it, it squeezes the life out of me!


33) I know your boss.


34) Are you from the same station as "Simon"?


35) My boobs are too big!

:D

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User currently offlineL-1011Alpha From Puerto Rico, joined Feb 2000, 331 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 6165 times:

Heheheh!!

I used a lot #14...

BUT I LIVE JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!!

I just can't imagine myself telling the police officer " My Dr. say I wouldn't" !!
That's pretty funny tough..

Cool Stuff JAP.


L-1011A



"For Us, Sky is not the limit.. Its Ground" / L-1011Alpha.
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 6164 times:

Quoting Jap (Thread starter):
35) My boobs are too big!

since when was Pam anderson pulled over by danish cops  Wink


User currently offlineCorey07850 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2525 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6147 times:

I was pulled over for speeding once, and the cop let me go with a warning for the speeding but gave me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt instead as a slap on the wrist I guess....

Of course I was wearing a seatbelt, but I wasn't going to argue the matter since he would probably tear up the 40 dollar ticket and give me a 200 dollar/multiple point ticket  Smile


User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6138 times:

I will never understand why people don't wear seatbelts.

QFF


User currently offlineLSPA From Switzerland, joined Jan 2006, 190 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6132 times:

hahaha..just wear the damn strap Big grin
My uncle is pregnant ...rofl Big grin



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