Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 809 times:
I read in the National Enquirer that the actress Natalie
Schafer, who portrayed "Lovee Howell" on "Gilligans Island" was in real life being trailed by the FBI for being a Communist Spy for the former U.S.S.R. Not only that, the Enquirer also went on to say that Natalie had the "Gilligans Island" scriptwriters alter her dialogue, so that secret code-words and top secret information were inserted into her lines!!! Remember the way she used to hold her silk scarf or hankercheif in her hand and wave it around when she talked? WELL, the ENQUIRER says THAT was secret code communication to officials watching the show in Moscow!!! It's funny what you will learn while in the check-out line at the Safeway!!!!
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 711 times:
1. KROC, as usual, you are disgusting!.......and I Love It! LOL.
Secondly, it IS true, because The National Enquirer stated that it had CONFIRMED reports from sources close to insiders who KNEW people who were associated with men and women on the production crew of the series. Also. they claim they have sworn testimony from Natalies old hairdresser and florist in Los Angeles, plus testimony from her former bridge game
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 705 times:
KROC Baby, you can ALWAYS depend on The National Enquirer for DEPENDABLE HONEST Journalism. Their reporters and writers are the cream of the ever lovin crop!
Hmmmm, YOU would no doubt call Alice, the Bradys
housekeeper "a good piece of ass" as well. Shame on you KROC-a-dile, SHAME!!!!!
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 699 times:
LOL! Aaaaah yes! You are no doubt referring to Emma, Alices commando cousin! Why, she turned that Brady residence upside down, what with her forceful nature, her reserves of Testosterone, her toned, well defined bod. Ohhhhh, is it just me?, or is getting warm in here?
Kroc-a-dile, you should be commended for your astute
observations of the comins and goins in the Brady
House! Hmmmm, tell me, KROC, did "Aunt Jenny" (played by Imogene Coco) turn your crank too?
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 10, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 696 times:
LOL! Man oh man I can only IMAGINE the pictures YOU had hangin on your wall in your bedroom growing up.
Hmmmmm, Aunt Jenny rocked yer workd, huh? Kewl.
I suppose you lusted after the older type. After all, Aunt Jenny was well travelled, eccentric, and no doubt she picked up many a love makin technique from her travels to Bora Bora and Tasmania!
Now, tell me Kroc-a-dile, did Serena, Samanthas wacked out cousin, get your motor runnin? or was it Esmerelda? Or perhaps Aunt Clara? or..........I know..
YOU, KROC, had the HOTS for Gladys Kravitz.
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 12, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 697 times:
Jetservice, you have raised a fascinating theory about Tongo, the Ape-Man!!!! Why, of COURSE, he was not a principal cast member, only a guest-shot. NO-ONE, including the CIA, FBI, AND the SPCA would THINK to monitor this ape-thing! Kudos to YOU!!!
Hmmmm, but know I'm wondering. you mentioned the Gilligan look-a-like, but what about Eva Grubbs, the Ginger look-a-like who konked Ginger over the head with a coconut, then fled to Hollywood where she (Eva) became the "new" Ginger Grant?????
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 14, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 700 times:
WELL, Stretch 8, I have read, and have been told that Lovey dated one Konstantin Alexandrovitch, who was the personal attache to the Russsian Ambassador. Konstantin was a sexy man, and had big fingers, and wooed Lovey with dinners, wine, flowers, and praise for her non-existing acting talent. he even went so far as to convince lovey her role on "Gilligans Island" was superior to any female role or character written by BOTH Shakespeare AND the Russian Author Tolstoy!!!
Now, with Lovey & Konstantin an item, it was only a metter of time before she played the game of
"Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Amercian Actress Over!"
And thus, Lovey, entered the world of espionage!!!!
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 18, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 695 times:
Now Stretch 8, CALM DOWN MAN! Just......just...
Calm Down! Man! That giant spider wasn't REAL, dude!
It was a creation of the studio special effects department!! Or, at least I THINK it was! Mind you,
I have heard that Lovey often had konstantin on the set
of "Gilligans Island" as a guest. No doubt the Vodka flowed in her CBS dressing room. Question IS?......
did the Vodka flow into the mouths of the other cast members, INCLUDING the Giant Spider, Kurt Russell, the jungle-boy AND Mary-Ann??? Oh GOD! This is REALLY opening up a can of CBS worms!!!
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 20, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 691 times:
Aunt Clara was too busy collecting her doorknobs to take interest in a Dominatrix scene. Esmerelda just kept on fadin in and fadin out to provide the staying power the likes of YOu demands, and Gladys Kravitz would have had to have put down that empty cup she always had in hand when ringing the Stephens doorbell, in the guise of asking to "borrow some Sugah"!!!
Interesting, you did not mention ENDORA or SERENA!!
Or......how about good ole Uncle Arthur!???
Johnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 22, posted (12 years 2 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 690 times:
Speaking of Serena, do you guys remember the CLASSIC episode of "Bewitched", where Samantha, Uncle Arthur and Serena lost their powers. Doctor
Bombay could not come up with a cure, sooooo,
Sammy, Serena and Uncle Arthur went to work at a
"Dairy Queen" as behind the counter help. Of course, madness reigned as they tried to fill orders for sno-cones and burgers.