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Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy  
User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 845 times:

I read in the National Enquirer that the actress Natalie
Schafer, who portrayed "Lovee Howell" on "Gilligans Island" was in real life being trailed by the FBI for being a Communist Spy for the former U.S.S.R. Not only that, the Enquirer also went on to say that Natalie had the "Gilligans Island" scriptwriters alter her dialogue, so that secret code-words and top secret information were inserted into her lines!!! Remember the way she used to hold her silk scarf or hankercheif in her hand and wave it around when she talked? WELL, the ENQUIRER says THAT was secret code communication to officials watching the show in Moscow!!! It's funny what you will learn while in the check-out line at the Safeway!!!!

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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 751 times:

Now she was a piece of ass!!! Yeah Man!!!

User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 749 times:

I thought Gladys the monkey was the spy for the Russians. Oh well....  Wink/being sarcastic


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 748 times:

I honestly don't put much faith in anything from the National Enquirer.

User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 747 times:

1. KROC, as usual, you are disgusting!.......and I Love It! LOL.

Secondly, it IS true, because The National Enquirer stated that it had CONFIRMED reports from sources close to insiders who KNEW people who were associated with men and women on the production crew of the series. Also. they claim they have sworn testimony from Natalies old hairdresser and florist in Los Angeles, plus testimony from her former bridge game
partners!!!


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 744 times:

In that case it must be true! Its not like the National Enquirer would ever lie.  Big grin

Oh yeah, I'm as sick as they come too!  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 741 times:

KROC Baby, you can ALWAYS depend on The National Enquirer for DEPENDABLE HONEST Journalism. Their reporters and writers are the cream of the ever lovin crop!
Hmmmm, YOU would no doubt call Alice, the Bradys
housekeeper "a good piece of ass" as well. Shame on you KROC-a-dile, SHAME!!!!!


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 740 times:

Actually I prefered Alice's sister. The one with the military background. Ohhh, I'd be a good little "soldier" for her!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 735 times:

LOL! Aaaaah yes! You are no doubt referring to Emma, Alices commando cousin! Why, she turned that Brady residence upside down, what with her forceful nature, her reserves of Testosterone, her toned, well defined bod. Ohhhhh, is it just me?, or is getting warm in here?

Kroc-a-dile, you should be commended for your astute
observations of the comins and goins in the Brady
House! Hmmmm, tell me, KROC, did "Aunt Jenny" (played by Imogene Coco) turn your crank too?

Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!!!


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Ahhh Aunt Jenny. She was the subject of many of my teenage masturabatory sessions. Oh to have such a "free spirit" like that now. I bet she was a freak with a capital F!

User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 732 times:

LOL! Man oh man I can only IMAGINE the pictures YOU had hangin on your wall in your bedroom growing up.
Hmmmmm, Aunt Jenny rocked yer workd, huh? Kewl.
I suppose you lusted after the older type. After all, Aunt Jenny was well travelled, eccentric, and no doubt she picked up many a love makin technique from her travels to Bora Bora and Tasmania!

Now, tell me Kroc-a-dile, did Serena, Samanthas wacked out cousin, get your motor runnin? or was it Esmerelda? Or perhaps Aunt Clara? or..........I know..
YOU, KROC, had the HOTS for Gladys Kravitz.


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 732 times:

If anyone was a Ruskie spy it was Tongo the ape-man.

Then of course that Gilligan 'look-alike' with the spoon that emitted horrible feedback when opened was the genuine article. I wonder if he and Lovey were hooked-up.



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User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Jetservice, you have raised a fascinating theory about Tongo, the Ape-Man!!!! Why, of COURSE, he was not a principal cast member, only a guest-shot. NO-ONE, including the CIA, FBI, AND the SPCA would THINK to monitor this ape-thing! Kudos to YOU!!!
Hmmmm, but know I'm wondering. you mentioned the Gilligan look-a-like, but what about Eva Grubbs, the Ginger look-a-like who konked Ginger over the head with a coconut, then fled to Hollywood where she (Eva) became the "new" Ginger Grant?????


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2566 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Who did Lovey know at Langley or the Pentagon to provide the "codes." I have never seen the Russian translated version of "Gilligan."


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 736 times:

WELL, Stretch 8, I have read, and have been told that Lovey dated one Konstantin Alexandrovitch, who was the personal attache to the Russsian Ambassador. Konstantin was a sexy man, and had big fingers, and wooed Lovey with dinners, wine, flowers, and praise for her non-existing acting talent. he even went so far as to convince lovey her role on "Gilligans Island" was superior to any female role or character written by BOTH Shakespeare AND the Russian Author Tolstoy!!!
Now, with Lovey & Konstantin an item, it was only a metter of time before she played the game of
"Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Amercian Actress Over!"
And thus, Lovey, entered the world of espionage!!!!


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2566 posts, RR: 17
Reply 15, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Big fingers?


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 734 times:

You know what they say? "Big Fingers.....Big........."

Need I say MORE? PLUS, Lovey had a PASSION for Russian caviar and Vodka, both of which her Russian lover had in ample supply. Ohhhhh, Rah Rah Rasputin!!



User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 17, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 732 times:

Vodka? That explains a lot. Spider-cidar my ass! They got that giant spider hammered!!!!!! Someone call the SPCA!!!!


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User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 731 times:

Now Stretch 8, CALM DOWN MAN! Just......just...
Calm Down! Man! That giant spider wasn't REAL, dude!
It was a creation of the studio special effects department!! Or, at least I THINK it was! Mind you,
I have heard that Lovey often had konstantin on the set
of "Gilligans Island" as a guest. No doubt the Vodka flowed in her CBS dressing room. Question IS?......
did the Vodka flow into the mouths of the other cast members, INCLUDING the Giant Spider, Kurt Russell, the jungle-boy AND Mary-Ann??? Oh GOD! This is REALLY opening up a can of CBS worms!!!


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 726 times:

I was all about having Kravitz and Aunt Clara at the same time, being caught by Esmerelda, and then being "under her powers" as well.

User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 727 times:

KROC!!!!....You.....you....Dirty Bird!!!

Aunt Clara was too busy collecting her doorknobs to take interest in a Dominatrix scene. Esmerelda just kept on fadin in and fadin out to provide the staying power the likes of YOu demands, and Gladys Kravitz would have had to have put down that empty cup she always had in hand when ringing the Stephens doorbell, in the guise of asking to "borrow some Sugah"!!!

Interesting, you did not mention ENDORA or SERENA!!
Or......how about good ole Uncle Arthur!???


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 21, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 727 times:

Uncle Authur is the biggest fraud in history. What's the big idea putting a warlock against 8 mere mortals? No wonder he always got the center square!

BTW, Serena was my fav. I always wanted to have a threesome with her and Samantha. Oh yeah!



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User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 726 times:

Speaking of Serena, do you guys remember the CLASSIC episode of "Bewitched", where Samantha, Uncle Arthur and Serena lost their powers. Doctor
Bombay could not come up with a cure, sooooo,
Sammy, Serena and Uncle Arthur went to work at a
"Dairy Queen" as behind the counter help. Of course, madness reigned as they tried to fill orders for sno-cones and burgers.


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 23, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 722 times:

I missed that, but it sounds hilarious!


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineJohnnie From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (12 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 718 times:

Indeed, twas a memorable episode. Aaaaaah, they just don't make em like they used to.

25 KROC : When I said Esmerelda, I meant Endora, my bad. As for Serena, oh the thoughts I had, but she was too obvious. I like the obscure women. I don't get do
26 Johnnie : Speaking of "Bewitched", did ya ever see a show with so many goddamn cast changes???!!! Aye yi yi yi yi! Which Darren did you prefer? Dick York or Dic
27 Stretch 8 : Dick York, by far. I guess the poor guy had a degenerative back problem that forced him off the show. By the way, who had stronger powers, Sam or Jean
28 KROC : Jeannie. You can't go wrong with a fine piece of ass, with magical powers that can give you anything you want, and her being all too eager to serve yo
29 Post contains images Johnnie : Aaaah now, KROC, don't forget, Elizabeth Montgomery was pretty hot looking too!!! And I will bet ya that Sammies powers were more sophisticated than J
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