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In Other News, Keith Richards Falls From Palm Tree  
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7413 posts, RR: 50
Posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1548 times:
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Keith Richards fell out of a palm tree in New Zealand, while chopping coconuts. He was taken to a local hospital for treatment


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User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2297 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1545 times:

Again? Man, that's twice in 4 days.  wink 

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User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1539 times:

He feels much better now than before he fell...



Hey! you! get off of my palm

[Edited 2006-05-03 19:25:26]


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User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4024 posts, RR: 28
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1531 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Keith Richards fell out of a palm tree in New Zealand, while chopping coconuts.

Trying to make a Pina-Colada?



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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7413 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1523 times:
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Quoting Pyrex (Reply 3):
Trying to make a Pina-Colada?

I think he found a great new way to make ganja from the coconut husks.



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User currently offlineSantosdumont From Brazil, joined Dec 2003, 1201 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1520 times:

From the "Hell Freezes Over" Dept., one of the British tabs said that Keef is gonna have to go some type of brain surgery for a hemorrhage (or haemorrhage), and that the whole experience had moved him so much that he pledged to kick booze and cigarettes!


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User currently offlineBobster2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1507 times:

He dropped like a Stone.  Smile

User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4024 posts, RR: 28
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1503 times:

Quoting Santosdumont (Reply 5):
From the "Hell Freezes Over" Dept., one of the British tabs said that Keef is gonna have to go some type of brain surgery for a hemorrhage (or haemorrhage), and that the whole experience had moved him so much that he pledged to kick booze and cigarettes!

In Portugal there was a guitarrist for a rock band that was known as the Portuguese Keith Richards. One day he felt sick and was admitted to the hospital, where the doctors told him his liver was so destroyed that if he drank alcohol or took drugs again in his life (even if it was only once) he would die.

He stopped doing those things to himself and then appeared on a bunch of TV shows saying "How I defeated drugs"...

...more like "How drugs defeated me", if you ask my opinion.



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User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 47
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1494 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
He was taken to a local hospital for treatment

Like that's going to help, just get him to the nearest bar.



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User currently offlineBobster2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1485 times:

Keith had "No Expectation" of falling out of the tree with his "Parachute Woman" but he was the "Soul Survivor" of the tragic accident. Although his brains were scrambled like a "Jig-Saw Puzzle", the rescuers said "Let it Bleed" as Keith begged them to have "Sympathy for the Devil". His letters addressed to "Dear Doctor" were finally answered days later.

Mick Jagger could only say that he was "Sad, Sad, Sad", he has "Mixed Emotions" now that "Shattered" Keith is recovering; although now "Happy" again, this puts the band between a "Rock and Hard Place".

Keith recalls the "Honky Tonk" woman in the tree. First "She Smiles Sweetly" and "She's Like a Rainbow", then "She's Hot", then "She's So Cold", said Keith. I was just about to get my "Rocks Off" and "Wild Horses" couldn't stop me when the "Starfucker" suddenly made the tree "Sway" from side to side because she wasn't getting "Satisfaction". "Stupid Girl". Then it was "Flight 505" crashing again, and I remember yelling "Bitch" just as I lost consciousness.

A philosophical Keith says "It's All Over Now" and it's just "Yesterday's Papers". You know, man, "You Can't Always Get What You Want."


User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4024 posts, RR: 28
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1473 times:

Quoting Bobster2 (Reply 9):

Someone other than Keith needs some treatment  Wink



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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1442 times:

And millions of drug addicts hopes fell as well, as they are waiting for him to die so they smoke his ashes.......

It would have been ironic had he been killed. All the years of boozing, binging, and drugging only to die after falling from a tree. That would be something twisted.....

[Edited 2006-05-04 21:09:20]

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